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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 61153 times)

pikachu17

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1890 on: August 04, 2017, 01:38:08 pm »

Make it addicting so the victim forgets to eat or drink.
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« Reply #1891 on: August 04, 2017, 02:32:58 pm »

Piss off the dwarves and provoke them into invading earth.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1892 on: August 04, 2017, 02:54:53 pm »

Awaken Space-Cthulhu from its depths.

A granite pebble.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1893 on: August 04, 2017, 03:13:56 pm »

For a giant yes it was a pebble. For the unfortunate guy the giant threw it at it happened to be a multi-ton boulder.

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AzyWng

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1894 on: August 04, 2017, 04:19:11 pm »

Create a catsplosion.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1895 on: August 04, 2017, 05:01:19 pm »

Create a catsplosion.

A pair of glasses.
Replace your eyes with the lenses, and kick someone off a cliff while they are immobilized by the resultant disgust.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1896 on: August 07, 2017, 03:01:10 am »

Any book can be used as a bludgeon weapon, to varying results.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1897 on: August 07, 2017, 03:41:14 am »

Describe Earth as mostly harmless. Then watch as extraterrestrial tourists flock to it and get killed by peolple that think that all extraterrestrials are hostile.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1898 on: August 07, 2017, 03:43:56 am »

Throw it really, really hard like a frisbee.

Air.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1899 on: August 07, 2017, 04:29:04 am »

overpressurise it to crush the victim

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1900 on: August 07, 2017, 04:31:05 am »

Heavy object, drop on head.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1901 on: August 07, 2017, 04:44:00 am »

Step 1. Brainwash the victim.
Step 2. Give it an explosive device.
Step 3. Give it an order to suicide bomb a crowd.
Step 4. ???
Step 5. PROFIT!

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1902 on: August 07, 2017, 05:07:14 am »

The scene where footage of Robin coming up for air in Ivy's lair is rewound in order to make him go back underwater but used on their birth instead.

The bat-nipples from Batman & Robin.
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So far two babies have been born as a result from all the close action in the barracks.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1903 on: August 07, 2017, 05:15:44 am »

Bat-nipples are probably retractable/have pneumatic mechanism to launch it at the enemies. In any case, they can blind the enemy.

Terrible translation.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1904 on: August 07, 2017, 12:09:01 pm »

Irritate the fuck out of someone by doing one of their favorite work of fiction in a different language.

Alternatively, mess up foreign diplomacy by doing one of one or more important documents, like trade agreements or peace treaties.

(By "doing one" I mean "Doing a bad translation".)

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