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[TCM]

Point shackle at Host. Combination.

"YOU STEEL BEETCH."

[piecewise]

"Don't die Magarth!"
Is it his pegleg he lost, or his real leg?

We'll be nice and say peg.

That's a good question, seeing as how he did only have one real leg to lose. Also, do I have to wait for next episode to start collecting DD?

You can get it now, bet on the final game. 5 dd

Point shackle at Host. Combination.

"YOU STEEL BEETCH."

You have to...you know, tell me the combination. I didn't get a PM from you.

[piecewise]

Point shackle at Host. Combination.

"YOU STEEL BEETCH."

You point the shackle up at the host and fire a high powered, concentrated laser that slices cleanly through...the bars of the cage a foot or so from the host. The host leaps off the partially collapsing ceiling and down to the ground, shaking a smoldering hand. Heat transfer is a bitch.





3 more turns like this and we're done. Time to get serious. 

[TCM]

ROLL AROUND ERRATICALLY, BE THE HARDEST OF TARGETS.

[Gentlefish]

You're going to end up doing this:

[Radio Controlled]

"Oh for the love of god, this is taking forever!"

Start throwing bottles.

[piecewise]

ROLL AROUND ERRATICALLY, BE THE HARDEST OF TARGETS.

The host rather easily walks over to you and proceeds to pin you to the ground with a single stab through the gut. It is unpleasant, but not fatal.

So, what now? Do I kill you or just maim you a bit?

[Radio Controlled]

"Oh for the love of god, this is taking forever!"

Start throwing bottles.

[Beirus]

Vote for death. Move the waitlist along! Also, new blood for the waitlist.

Spoiler: New Character (click to show/hide)

 Name: Smith Caldwell
Description: Looks exactly like Mason, but leaner and without the scars.
Reason for signing up: Wants to be a Magister
Stats:
Strength:3
Dexterity:15
Endurance:1
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1

[NAV]

"Magarth, use your shiv! Don't die!"

[Parisbre56]

"He's minus two legs and one gut. Do any more maiming and he's gonna end up part of a torso. Not even a whole torso."

[Harry Baldman]

"Maybe cut off his nose and ears, ooh, and the scalp, and make him look like an angry skull, yes!"

[TCM]

POINT SHACKLE AT HOST, SQUEEZE ALL THE FINGERS.

[Beirus]

POINT SHACKLE AT HOST, SQUEEZE ALL THE FINGERS.

((Cue the airhorn.))

[Xantalos]

Vote for death. Move the waitlist along! Also, new blood for the waitlist.

Spoiler: New Character (click to show/hide)

 Name: Smith Caldwell
Description: Looks exactly like Mason, but leaner and without the scars.
Reason for signing up: Wants to be a Magister
Stats:
Strength:3
Dexterity:15
Endurance:1
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1

((Idea for TV show, PW: 'who wants to be a magister'))