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Author Topic: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 4: Get in here and vote on some Murder.  (Read 285180 times)

Kriellya

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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Bookies Wanted
« Reply #600 on: April 22, 2014, 05:42:31 pm »

((Maybe my character should have been the one on the board.))

(( Nah, this is good. The more knifes they throw at you, the more Blue team has, the more we can just sort of drop on the other side of the tables so that the game ends :P ))
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Bookies Wanted
« Reply #601 on: April 22, 2014, 05:49:51 pm »

Or you can aim them at Red team! They can't win if they're dead!
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Bookies Wanted
« Reply #602 on: April 22, 2014, 06:13:49 pm »

Or you can aim them at Red team! They can't win if they're dead!

(( Blood thirsty audience member, ain't ya :P
I wonder if you have better medical care than us contestants... :D))
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Bookies Wanted
« Reply #603 on: April 22, 2014, 06:23:50 pm »

Are we just playing Maul Ball with knives now?
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Bookies Wanted
« Reply #604 on: April 22, 2014, 06:26:07 pm »

Are we just playing Maul Ball with knives now?

That does appear to be what we're doing. Again, I'm now kind of hoping that they all kill each other and completely forget about the two of us :P
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Bookies Wanted
« Reply #605 on: April 22, 2014, 07:22:28 pm »

Cromwell-Red Team-
Waiiiiiiit a second.
Doh'! I've been cheering for Cromwell by calling him Bleedy Blue Guy.
Ah, well, I'll just roleplay it as Wasted Bastard has gone colorblind from his lifestyle.
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Bookies Wanted
« Reply #606 on: April 22, 2014, 09:15:44 pm »

drink some spirits and idly flick lighter lid open and closed, scream for more violence.

Oh and offer 1 point to any participant who throws me an arm, i dont care whose.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Bookies Wanted
« Reply #607 on: April 22, 2014, 09:49:45 pm »

Wait, we get DD each episode?

Acquire additional funds.
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Bookies Wanted
« Reply #608 on: April 23, 2014, 12:50:27 am »

TEAM BLUE
Blue Team

Nice shot, BUT DO YOU HAVE TO THROW THOSE AT ME?!?

Continue squirming to potentially dodge! Not like there's much else I can do xD
Hope NAV bleeds out quickly :P





Blu Team

2 more! Underarm, then head!


Spoiler: Xen (click to show/hide)


Larry grabs a knife from Xen.  "Oi, Xen, you're taking too long.  Shit's getting faster!"

Grab a knife from Xen.  One more knife to each of those same two spots.


Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)


Chances are he'll survive those gunshot wounds, assuming he isn't injured any more and someone can put some pressure on the wounds relatively soon.
((It sounds like he may not bleed out by the end of this challenge. Should I shoot him again? Also, must fight urge to shoot defenseless Cromwell.))

"Just shut up and bleed out already!" Mason shouts towards the red team leader.

"Sorry, I got carried away there." He responds to Larry. He grabs a knife from one of his teammates and aims for his team's board, throwing it to try to get points without hurting Kriellya.

Get one of the knives on the Blue Team side, but not the one in front of the spinning board or either of the ones in the board. Throw the knife at one of the medium point areas. Try not to hit Kriellya.


EDIT: Also, on the off chance somebody attacks me, get out of the way. Juxtapose teammates or table between self and attackers.


RED TEAM



Magarth - Red Team

Grab knives, start throwing them at Mason Cadwell.

Spoiler: Magarth (click to show/hide)
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Cromwell strained to pick himself back up.

"Oh, don't think this is over."

Aim my shackle at Mason. Press some buttons. (Being PMed)

"We'll see about fighting unfairly."


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"Fuck the points. Kill the blues."

Spit at blue team.

Allen Marc - Red Team

Grab two more knives, throw them at Mason's mid-section

Spoiler: Allen Marc (click to show/hide)
Xen swears loudly at no one and nothing in particular and then tries his luck with another knife. This one spins through the air with a wicked hiss and embeds itself with a THUNK! directly between Kriellya's eyes.  She just kinda stares forward into space, eyes blank and mouth open. An instant later another knife, this one from Larry, catches her square in the windpipe and proceeds to tear it's way through to the left, cleaving open a massive gash and releasing a grand arterial spray which coats the board and drips down to the ground.

As blue team is hurriedly murdering their team leader, the entirely of red team, save for Navarro, suddenly turn on Blue team's Mason. Cromwell raises his Shackle and squeezes an unknown configuration of triggers. The Shackle partially transforms, it's barrel shrinking down into a small nozzle that sprays out a stream of yellowish liquid. Mason stumbles out of the way of most of it, but a bit catches his shoulder and upper right arm, melting the skin off and exposing the muscle.  Magarth and Allen both take the opportunity to hurl knives at him, Magarth sinking one straight into his thigh and Allen managing nothing more then a small cut to the side of his stomach.

OH DEAR! It looks Like Blue team is disqualified! Such a pity! And Xen, looks like you're getting a punishment game for murdering your own team captain! Such disloyalty won't be overlooked around here! The question now is, who should be declared winner? What do you think audience? Who on the Red team should be the winner?








drink some spirits and idly flick lighter lid open and closed, scream for more violence.

Oh and offer 1 point to any participant who throws me an arm, i dont care whose.

"ONE POINT TO THE FIRST MISCREANT TO THROW ME A SEVERED ARM!"

Wait, we get DD each episode?

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4dd



Welp, there went a lot of bets, eh?

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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: THUNK
« Reply #609 on: April 23, 2014, 12:59:28 am »

Team B

APPETIZING

Run up and pull the various knives out of Kriyella, then throw them at various Red team members until I'm dragged off.

Oh, and eat a bit of Kriyella. Her calves, maybe.


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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: THUNK
« Reply #610 on: April 23, 2014, 01:43:57 am »

((So, that knife in Mason's thigh...is it one of those "Oh, there's a knife in my thigh. That's inconvenient." moments or one of those "HOLY CARP THERE'S A KNIFE IN MY THIGH! I MUST SCREAM IN ALL CAPS! AAAAAAGH!" moments? I'll edit in some flavor text with a reaction once this is clarified. Also, RIP Kriellya.))

Go try to get the medkit from Kriellya's corpse and bandage myself up if possible. Without removing the knife in my thigh for the moment.


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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: THUNK
« Reply #611 on: April 23, 2014, 02:36:50 am »

 :o :o :o

(SON OF A *quack*! Why is it impossible for me to win a bet?

(All you had to do was NOT kill her, man! *quacking quack*)

Seriously, what the *QUACK*, man?
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: THUNK
« Reply #612 on: April 23, 2014, 02:57:41 am »

((Haha, second lost bet in a row. I should stop betting on the logical winner and just pick at random.))

CROM-WELL, CROM-WELL, CROM-WELL!
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: THUNK
« Reply #613 on: April 23, 2014, 05:34:25 am »

Gotta be cromwell, for great disfigurement.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: THUNK
« Reply #614 on: April 23, 2014, 05:51:21 am »

(( Owwwww. Seriously, why would you go for the head XD

Right, next character for the meat grinder. Note to self, never volunteer for anything... And PW, I have to know, was that an overshot or a 5?))
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