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Author Topic: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 4: Get in here and vote on some Murder.  (Read 281186 times)

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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Killing Xen.
« Reply #1185 on: May 06, 2014, 03:30:15 pm »

Larry and Xen act at the same time, swinging their foot up, towards shins and balls with equal merciless abandon. But, by some strange twist of fate, they succeed only on kicking each other in the foot and knocking themselves off balance. Larry topples over and Xen, still holding the Gardening tool, is yanked down on top of him and they land in a big, vaguely homoerotic pile.

STOP GETTING TIES!

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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Killing Xen.
« Reply #1186 on: May 06, 2014, 03:31:42 pm »

Headbutt him!  Then get with the weasel in the soft bits.


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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Killing Xen.
« Reply #1187 on: May 06, 2014, 03:46:49 pm »

Use your arm cannons/shackles! You know you want to.

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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Killing Xen.
« Reply #1188 on: May 06, 2014, 04:36:00 pm »

Elbow him in the head, then bite his throat out!

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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Killing Xen.
« Reply #1189 on: May 06, 2014, 08:46:29 pm »

((Again with the made-up, non canonical powers, GWG?))

Tsafi sits forward in his seat, closely watching the two combatants struggle over the "weapon". Now, this was certainly a more entertaining show. He looked around for a disused bottle in his vicinity...

>Snatch an empty bottle, throw it at Xen's head.
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Killing Xen.
« Reply #1190 on: May 06, 2014, 09:26:19 pm »

((Again with the made-up, non canonical powers, GWG?))
It worked. It's canon now. HA!
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Killing Xen.
« Reply #1191 on: May 06, 2014, 09:34:53 pm »

((Again with the made-up, non canonical powers, GWG?))
It worked. It's canon now. HA!
I guess it works up until the point it impacts the game in any way.
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Killing Xen.
« Reply #1192 on: May 06, 2014, 09:37:37 pm »

((Somebody remind me to check the ER history books. The forces of the universe conspiring to turn someone into a weasel must retroactively be in there somewhere. Also, go for the fun bits, Toaster. Genital mutilation will be a right of passage for this episode...which would be wrong of course. That's definitely a fact and not something I have to convince myself of.))
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Killing Xen.
« Reply #1193 on: May 06, 2014, 09:54:56 pm »

((Somebody remind me to check the ER history books. The forces of the universe conspiring to turn someone into a weasel must retroactively be in there somewhere. Also, go for the fun bits, Toaster. Genital mutilation will be a right of passage for this episode...which would be wrong of course. That's definitely a fact and not something I have to convince myself of.))
((If it happens and I survive until the end, can I change Xan's backstory so he's this guy?))
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Killing Xen.
« Reply #1194 on: May 06, 2014, 11:14:01 pm »

((Somebody remind me to check the ER history books. The forces of the universe conspiring to turn someone into a weasel must retroactively be in there somewhere. Also, go for the fun bits, Toaster. Genital mutilation will be a right of passage for this episode...which would be wrong of course. That's definitely a fact and not something I have to convince myself of.))
((If it happens and I survive until the end, can I change Xan's backstory so he's this guy?))
Even if he dies, you can just say Xan was a clone of him or something. Again, Stasis Dementia means basically anything goes.

((Again with the made-up, non canonical powers, GWG?))

Tsafi sits forward in his seat, closely watching the two combatants struggle over the "weapon". Now, this was certainly a more entertaining show. He looked around for a disused bottle in his vicinity...

>Snatch an empty bottle, throw it at Xen's head.
Elbow him in the head, then bite his throat out!

Spoiler: Xen Sheet (click to show/hide)
Headbutt him!  Then get with the weasel in the soft bits.


Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)
Xen ducks a bottle that was thrown at his dome and screams incoherently at the crowd.

"FUGURASHILBEATURFACEISWRONMEMUM!"

He then turns to Larry and smacks him upside the head with his elbow. Larry seems completely unphased, however, and counters with a rather weak headbutt that fails to do anything but mildly annoy Xen.

These two seem to be rather boringly, evenly matched. Come on, give the people some blood! Don't be rude!

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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Killing Xen.
« Reply #1195 on: May 06, 2014, 11:18:23 pm »

((Excellent. Soon I'll have a Horatio-level scenario going. 
Only with Xans.))

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Throat punch!
Then rip his throat out.


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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Killing Xen.
« Reply #1196 on: May 06, 2014, 11:50:32 pm »

((Random question, but do the shackles cost different amounts of points to use depending on input, or is it just 1 point per use?))
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Killing Xen.
« Reply #1197 on: May 07, 2014, 01:48:47 am »

Grab the random guy that turned into a weasel and throw him at the contestants, everyone knows weasel fang's are magnetically attracted to arteries.
Make sure to wrap throwing hand in a torn off piece of my shirt first.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Killing Xen.
« Reply #1198 on: May 07, 2014, 03:21:22 am »

Attempt to talk. If I can talk, swear loudly.

In the meantime, bite weasel throwers.
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Killing Xen.
« Reply #1199 on: May 07, 2014, 06:40:01 am »

Yeah, they're both equally weak! Come on, we want blood! Use your shackles!
((Random question, but do the shackles cost different amounts of points to use depending on input, or is it just 1 point per use?))
((I asked piecewise and he said they all cost 1 point.))
((Again with the made-up, non canonical powers, GWG?))
It worked. It's canon now. HA!
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