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[Harry Baldman]

Jump into the arena and start kicking Larry in the balls.

Applaud for the entire duration of his attempt, with a few extra seconds of whistling and clapping when he's done. Hold off on eating peanuts for the time being, boo if he is stopped by anything midway through the attempt. Throw individual peanuts at him if he even dares think of stopping.

[Playergamer]

Grab darkpaladin and jab him in the nose.

[Harry Baldman]

Grab darkpaladin and jab him in the nose.

"You! What do you think you're doing? Let the man have his fun!"

[Hapah]

I think he's knocked out with a busted jaw already.

[Harry Baldman]

I think he's knocked out with a busted jaw already.

Shush, you. It'll be fun. Besides, if he's out cold for longer than a few seconds, that means he's in a serious coma of some sort. As it is, he's probably only concussed.

[syvarris]

Jump into the arena and start kicking Larry in the balls. Kick anyone that attempts to impede me in the balls.

IMPEDE THIS MAN, TO SHOW THAT I HAVE BALLS OF STEEL.  SHATTER HIS FOOT.

[Harry Baldman]

IMPEDE THIS MAN, TO SHOW THAT I HAVE BALLS OF STEEL.  SHATTER HIS FOOT.

"Oh, come on, you guys! Let him jump! LET HIM JUMP TO FREEDOM AND VIOLENCE!"

[Sarrak]

The HELL I MISSED?!

Rush to my seat with my hard-earned bloody money, incidentally interrupting syvarris action. On a full speed.

[Doomblade187]

Doomblade187- 7 DD

"Well, if you guys don't want my money, I'll just fight for a bit."

Impede the impeders. With my fist.

[Beirus]

((Didn't PW say somewhere earlier that the fall would kill anyone jumping into the arena?))

[darkpaladin109]

((Didn't PW say somewhere earlier that the fall would kill anyone jumping into the arena?))

Frick.

[Harry Baldman]

((Didn't PW say somewhere earlier that the fall would kill anyone jumping into the arena?))

((You just had to go ahead and ruin it, didn't you?))

[Beirus]

((Didn't PW say somewhere earlier that the fall would kill anyone jumping into the arena?))

((You just had to go ahead and ruin it, didn't you?))

((Yes. That's for suggesting genitals as a bet during the last challenge. It's not like I could have just not bet them or something. Also, it's not like he could jump on one of the contestants to break his fall. Like that scene from The Other Guys.))

[piecewise]

Jump into the arena and start kicking Larry in the balls. Kick anyone that attempts to impede me in the balls. DO NOT JUMP INTO THE ARENA if the fall would kill me.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Ace "Danger" Clements
Description: A young, atractive looking male wearing a vest, jeans, boots and a cowboy hat. Has a sharp look in his eyes.
Reason for signing up: Because he thinks it would make a good challenge to himself.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:1
Dexterity: 15
Endurance:1
Speed: 5
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception: 3

You decide not to leap down a 40 foot drop. Your wisdom in not murdering yourself via gravity is rewarded with having someone stomp on your foot and having someone else hurl peanuts at you.  But then someone comes up and punches the guy who is stepping on your foot. And then someone runs into both the foot stomper and the foot stomper puncher and they all get tangled up in a big mass of questionable intelligence.

YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD BITCH

Shove the end up under his chin and into his brain!
Try to dodge if the audience member happens to shoot at me.

Spoiler: Xen Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Xen
Description: Tall pale lanky bald guy, refuses to wear clothes. However, he's quite polite before he kills and eats people.
Reason for signing up: He was forcibly signed up after he tried to eat something classified.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:1
Dexterity:15
Endurance:5
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1

FIRE.

Kick him in the balls, then again in the face when he doubles over.

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 3
Inventory:  Revolver; three shots left.  Loaned to Mason
Injuries:  Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.

Xen, who really probably should have spent some time enhancing his perception, suddenly drops to the ground, blood pouring out of a dime sized hole between his eyes and a fist sized one out the back of his head.

Well, that's effective. XEN IS DEAD! And with that, our time together has ended. Tune in tomorrow for more DEAD MAN RUNNING!

STATIC

The contestants have returned to their living quarters and medical aid has been given to the injured (Specifically Mr bullet to the gut.).  Now lets see about those bets.

Harry: Well cromwell and Magarth are still alive so none for you.
Paris:Cromwell lived but xen got eliminated so +5 dd.
Sy: +6 dd
Flabort: +9 dd
Elephant:+2 dd.


Paris, if you would be so kind as to tell us who is getting thrown into the grinder here next?

[Parisbre56]

Elephant Parade
flabort
Harry Baldman

I'll update the first post when I get home.