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[Doomblade187]

Doomblade187- 8 DD

"Down, foul weasel."

Aid in ejecting Radio's attackers from the blrachers into the arena. Especially the weasel.

[Yoink]

((Well. I find it rather sad that DP is killing me purely for OOC reasons.))

Tsafi leans elbows-first on the back of a seat near the front, looking rather contented. He cracks open a bottle of beer and takes a small swig, his eyes trained on the chaos below, especially on the two facing off with icepick and pistol.
He feels somewhat uneasy for some reason, but in this crowd one rarely didn't.
He grits his teeth and casts a glance over his shoulder. 'I haven't stayed alive so long by ignoring gut feelings...'

>Open one of the beers that are apparently in my inventory, drink a little bit. Glance around at the audience.
If I happen to spot someone aiming a rifle at me, dive to the floor to try and avoid being shot. Otherwise, just watch the show.

[darkpaladin109]

((Well. I find it rather sad that DP is killing me purely for OOC reasons.))

Tsafi leans elbows-first on the back of a seat near the front, looking rather contented. He cracks open a bottle of beer and takes a small swig, his eyes trained on the chaos below, especially on the two facing off with icepick and pistol.
He feels somewhat uneasy for some reason, but in this crowd one rarely didn't.
He grits his teeth and casts a glance over his shoulder. 'I haven't stayed alive so long by ignoring gut feelings...'

>Open one of the beers that are apparently in my inventory, drink a little bit. Glance around at the audience.
If I happen to spot someone aiming a rifle at me, dive to the floor to try and avoid being shot. Otherwise, just watch the show.

((YA SHOULDNT HAVE INCITED THE WRATH OF THE PLAYER THEN))

[Toaster]

"Ow!  I needed those organs!"


Shove the asshole into the water.

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 3
Inventory:  Revolver; one shot left.
Injuries:  Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.

[piecewise]

Give Hapah 3 DD if he shoots Tsari.

Certainly!

Take DD. Fire at Tsari.

The Shot sails straight over Tsari's head. Pretty good, considering he was completely immobile and not even paying attention.

"Thank you, friends, for your assistance. I hope we'll be able to enjoy the game now without further interruptions. Say, have you guys met Holly?"

Introduce these valiant musketeers to the fair lady. Then sit down and continue watching the show.

"Hey, you met this nice lady? She's a nice lady. Wink wink."

VENGANCE

Call weasel reinforcements! Turn the thrower's nose into a crater!

POOP SHALL RAIN FROM THE SKIES THIS DAY

You got rung out like a towel and thrown down some stairs.

Take a lie down.

"Thank you, friends, for your assistance. I hope we'll be able to enjoy the game now without further interruptions. Say, have you guys met Holly?"

"Can't say I have. It's a pleasure to meet you, Holly."

VENGANCE

Call weasel reinforcements! Turn the thrower's nose into a crater!

POOP SHALL RAIN FROM THE SKIES THIS DAY

"There's a story here, and I just know I don't want to hear it."
Send him flying into the arena.

You forget how to stand up.

...VENDORS
VENDORS I NEED ASSISTANCE

Obtain various hazardous food items and initiate a food fight with the people who fended me off.

XAN THE FAT MAN IS ATTEMPTING TO FORM A JUNK FOOD VOLTRON!

He just ends up eating twinkies till he feels better.

Doomblade187- 8 DD

"Down, foul weasel."

Aid in ejecting Radio's attackers from the blrachers into the arena. Especially the weasel.

The weasel isn't fighting back for the moment. Lets give him a break. Unless he does that again. Then lets give him another kind of break.

((Well. I find it rather sad that DP is killing me purely for OOC reasons.))

Tsafi leans elbows-first on the back of a seat near the front, looking rather contented. He cracks open a bottle of beer and takes a small swig, his eyes trained on the chaos below, especially on the two facing off with icepick and pistol.
He feels somewhat uneasy for some reason, but in this crowd one rarely didn't.
He grits his teeth and casts a glance over his shoulder. 'I haven't stayed alive so long by ignoring gut feelings...'

>Open one of the beers that are apparently in my inventory, drink a little bit. Glance around at the audience.
If I happen to spot someone aiming a rifle at me, dive to the floor to try and avoid being shot. Otherwise, just watch the show.

Everything is fine. Yeah, you heard something just wiz over your head but you're sure it's fine. You drink some beer.

Everything is fine.




We kinda need TCM for this part...He's like...25% of the characters left fighting.

[darkpaladin109]

Dammit. Give 3 more of my DD to Hapah if he shoots Tsari again.

[Hapah]

Dammit. Give 3 more of my DD to Hapah if he shoots Tsari again.

Hapah shrugs and takes the money.

Start humming a tune. Take aim and fire at Tsari.

[TCM]

STOMP ON LARRYS FACE BEFORE HE GETS A SHOT OFF. CONTINUE STOMPING UNTIL FRUIT SALAD IS READY.

[IronyOwl]

Vulture, 8 DD

Complain to the organizers that there's an audience member shooting at other audience members for no reason, and that this makes me sad.

[Yoink]

"Wha-" Tsafi did not like the sound of that. He spins around, wide-eyed, and does his best to assess the situation quickly.

Throw my mostly-full bottle of beer at Hapah, hopefully distracting him even if I miss!
Then run over there and tackle him to the ground.

[Unholy_Pariah]

Assist in fight between Tsari and Hapah.

And by that i mean hold Hapahs rifle for him so it doesnt get broken.

[Parisbre56]

If Hapah dies somehow, be there to loot his DD. Else, leave him be.

[Xantalos]

Ah, that was nice.
NOW FOR SOME HUMAN AS DESSERT

Suffocate someone with the Twinky wrappers and begin lathering them in marinade.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Limp somewhere secluded. Summon thousands of weasels to avenge me.

[darkpaladin109]

After Hapah fires his shot, run towards Tsari and kick 'im in the balls.