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We Are Our Avatars: The End.
« on: April 11, 2014, 08:55:13 pm »

For the love of fanservice! KEEP! STRIPPING!
EVERY TIME I CHECK THIS THREAD I SEE THIS SHIT

Welcome to We Are Our Avatars!

The no-fourth-wall story of a completely deranged GM who is obsessed with potatoes, with a side of random crossover side plots, cataclysmic destruction and dairy products.

Originally meant to be some kind of mission-based team brawler created by flameboy99, I promptly hijacked it and chaos reigned. No restrictions, no waitlist, and a nonexistent fourth wall, so I can personally mock you.

Now I have a thread I control so I can make polls and stuff for the funtimes.

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NOW COMPLETE!

A fucking wild ride. I love you all.
« Last Edit: May 06, 2014, 11:42:21 pm by smurfingtonthethird »
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: New Thread
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2014, 08:55:32 pm »

Oh yeah, update.

HECK YEA!

Screw technology, I'm going to immolate things! BURN STUFF! BURN IT NOW!

[3]

Burning things! Your house is on fire.


O.O I had a house?

Make no attempt to salvage house, use scrap wires and my 1 year of electrician's training to attempt to build a generator.

Anyone need any charred wood?

[6]

You explode that stuff too.

Try and impress her.

What is her name?

[2]

You don't know her name. Smooth as gravel.

Lolfail: "Ok then..." Absorb remaining half of pulsar.

Cyrydiad: Use pulsar-ness to shield Lolfail from negative effects.

[6]

Yay, energy influx. You both explode.

Rebuild the Imperial Guard.

[3]

You get two guys, one of whom has a stick.

Convince the RNG that a adamantine hammer would be devastating,it would also make it more painful if I was wearing full body armor at the time.

[1]

Which adamantine? There are billions of different versions. Some are as weak as paper. Some are indestructible.

Peek at the home universe to see how bad the situation is. If it's bad, keep meditating.

[6]

There's no Earth, and most technology has been devoured. Back to meditation.

Try and impress her.

What is her name?
BARBARA





Cheese? What are you talking about?

[4]

Well, I picked it up, went to the omniversal pawn shop, got a massive lump of shiny and bought cheese with it. I keep that cheese on those planets now.

(You've got a cheese problem. Someone braver than me will have to stage an intervention.)

Find who the GM sold all the interesting things to for cheese.

[2]

Omniverse travel denied.

I continue searching for a new homeworld for the almighty Raptor Empire.

((Because, you know, you missed my action the first time so why not try again?))

I fart in your general direction!

[1]

No luck. Woo.

I'm a Dwarven Werewolf.

((That is my action for this turn.))

[2]

You mean wereskink!

Go to the universe where the Mark 9 NanoForge didn't get destroyed

[6]

No cheating! But I'll give a new one to you anyway because this thing fucks shit up.

For the love of fanservice! KEEP! STRIPPING!

[5]

You're stripping. May god save us all.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: New Thread
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2014, 09:00:44 pm »

((Unless I've read everything horribly wrong...))

I must submit Claus F. Lester, a summoner currently prepared for a dance battle.

Blunt, arrogant, stubborn, and a pervert that enjoys ogling the ladies, he has a great intellect, but for some reason he decides to hit his enemies with books when they get too close!

Attempt to figure out what is going on... Give flameboy a thumbs up for attempting the same thing.
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« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2014, 09:13:33 pm »

Set out to learn the name of RNG's sister.
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« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2014, 09:15:29 pm »

PtW
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« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2014, 09:18:02 pm »

Help kj guess RNG's sister's name. Cos I'm a nice guy like that. Also, because I decided it was time to take a break from science.

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« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2014, 09:19:04 pm »

Avatar Flandre Scarlet wants to play!  She is a 495 year old vampire child from the game series Touhou, and is a basement escapee, a loli forever, and blows things up whenever she wants.  By squeezing her hands.

Make a grand entrance by bursting through the fourth wall.


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« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2014, 09:23:24 pm »

CRUSH THE EARTH BETWEEN MY HANDS
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: New Thread
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2014, 09:25:59 pm »

Well aren't you original. /sarcasm
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« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2014, 09:34:34 pm »

CRUSH THE EARTH BETWEEN MY HANDS

You can't, it was exploded.
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« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2014, 09:39:42 pm »

Ah, what the hell, I'll join the game, as slightly narcissistic as that may be. My avatar's an Ilithid, which is a humanoid squid abberation thing that eats the brains of sentient creatures for sustenance. Loathes sunlight, and has some psionic powers, primarily telepathic communication, suggestions, and attacks.

Take stock of the situation.
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« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2014, 09:40:48 pm »

Ah, what the hell, I'll join the game, as slightly narcissistic as that may be. My avatar's an Ilithid, which is a humanoid squid abberation thing that eats the brains of sentient creatures for sustenance. Loathes sunlight, and has some psionic powers, primarily telepathic communication, suggestions, and attacks.

Take stock of the situation.

Mmm... I tried that, it didn't help much. You've already done it though, so...

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« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2014, 09:42:32 pm »

CRUSH THE EARTH BETWEEN MY HANDS

You can't, it was exploded.

Oh. Well. Then.

REFORM EARTH WITH MY HANDS
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« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2014, 09:43:50 pm »

CRUSH THE EARTH BETWEEN MY HANDS

You can't, it was exploded.

Oh. Well. Then.

REFORM EARTH WITH MY HANDS

Can he do that?

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« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2014, 09:46:07 pm »

CRUSH THE EARTH BETWEEN MY HANDS

You can't, it was exploded.

Oh. Well. Then.

REFORM EARTH WITH MY HANDS

Can he do that?

Well my avatar is masked man with a glowing earth between his hands so maybe?
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