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Author Topic: We Are Our Avatars: The End.  (Read 107094 times)

CaptainMcClellan

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: The end of the multiverse?
« Reply #750 on: May 04, 2014, 10:18:40 am »

Is my pocket universe ( the one with the Australians) still safe? Roll to find out.

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: The end of the multiverse?
« Reply #751 on: May 04, 2014, 10:28:08 am »

Crash the party.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: The end of the multiverse?
« Reply #752 on: May 04, 2014, 02:44:51 pm »

>Fire the super weapon at antireality! We're going to need a bigger gun!
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: The end of the multiverse?
« Reply #753 on: May 05, 2014, 02:31:59 am »

Wait for the reset.

[3]

You wait. This is going to take a while.

Pharika: Return to the form of an existential concept until after the reset. Tell all other gods to do the same.

[5]

You're in the metaphysical sissy bunker.

Enter Alcotar State, counteract the wave with massive fields of warped time/space/logic/sanity.

[5]

It eats space and time. Warped logic and sanity though, those are having some fun effects. The wave is getting slower!

Break away from this stupid sideplot so I can save the homeverse.

Perform a perfect escape and assassination. Offscreen.

[3]

THERES NO WAY OUT NOW ((besides, those guys couldn't send you home even if you did kill her, they don't know shit))

Yaaaay. You get questioned a few times, but you sit there like a lemon.

Now it's night time. You're starting to feel sick, and someone is walking towards the cage.

Hmm. Exist.

[3]

Welcome to the Apocalypse! Please enjoy your stay.

I Reverse the Polarity of my super weapons to give my forcefields a continuous burst of power.
((Curse you, i got distracted for like an hour because TV Tropes. Now I have to bumrush this draft!))
[5]

The wave is getting smashed back. You're holding the line at the ten light year mark.

I WILL ABSORB REALITY IF IT'S THE LAST THING THIS GODDAMN MULTIVERSE DOES

[6]

You devour it. Weird things are happening now.

To sum it up, you are reality. You are also in the process of being reset.

Break out of jail to find my bottle of Sujamma and bag of Horker jerky.

[3]

You get out, only to find Dark Elves have drunk and eaten it all. Fuckin' elves.

((Hrm...oh well I might as well seeing how reality is ending.))

Start cracking out yo mama jokes at the GM.

[1]

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Oh yeah? Your mother is so fat she has to take pictures of herself in panorama mode.

So this is how I go out, huh?


Well then... better than nothing.

[5]
((I have decided it is time. HINTS))
Ah, Gandalfr. We meet again.

The sword talks!

"Really, why do I always get the weird ones..."

Monkey hoots in surprise and jumps back a few feet, but quickly recovers and holds hands.

[6]

So one of you meets me in person. Well, you were with one of the avatars. Nice to meet you, monkey. This end of reality thing should be fu...

what am I doing. This is NOT how I'm going out. I'm going to go out riding a giant dinosaur into the Maw. I'm going to go out fighting off trillions of gods over a piece of legendary potato fondue. Not hiding inside the core of reality with a monkey.

I am the harbinger of the potato apocalypse.

I screw with gods and monkeys alike, purely because it is funny.

I hold the power and fury of a trillion collapsed universes!


I AM THE MO-THER-EF-FING GM!

I'm back, baby! Now, let's go fuck up a reality-destroying wave, monkey boy. You're gonna need some upgrades, and I'm... going to have to unleash the full power of potatoes.


time to do most desperate action to save everything
RESET THE RESET

[3]

That is a dumb idea. Shoot it with potatoes.

Summon enough potatoes to turn the omniverse into the potatoverse.
The omniverse reset button only works on omniverses, not potatoverses.


[1]

It counts as reality, so it gets exploded.

Create a Twiverse for myself!

[6]

It is the image of perfection... then it gets eaten by the reality destroying wave. Surprise!

Party as if the world is ending (which it is)

[6]

Oh dear lord no. DRUNK SCIENCE!

You wake up on top of a giant raptor-mech. Take it or leave it.

Is my pocket universe ( the one with the Australians) still safe? Roll to find out.

[1]

Nope.

Crash the party.

[4]

Welcome to the apocalypse! Grab a shooty thing and aim for the incoming wave of destruction!

>Fire the super weapon at antireality! We're going to need a bigger gun!

[5]

It's being pushed back! Hurrah!

Quote from: GM
POTATO POOOOWWWER

[5]

Every potato in the potato dimension gets sucked out and assimilated into one giant potato.

I know what I must do now. FULL SPEED AHEAD!
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: The end of the multiverse?
« Reply #754 on: May 05, 2014, 02:34:18 am »

Oh yeah?!

Yo mama so fat she can't eat potatoes or cheese without exploding!

Eat the anti reality wave and like it!
« Last Edit: May 05, 2014, 02:41:07 am by blazing glory »
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Screw you, Heroic BSOD!
« Reply #755 on: May 05, 2014, 02:35:52 am »

Evacuate people to the E: Gaiden 'verse.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Screw you, Heroic BSOD!
« Reply #756 on: May 05, 2014, 02:40:05 am »

Pharika: Through careful manipulation of zero-point energy and quantum spin stasis, create a metaphysical reality separate from the existing reality, out of reach of the Wave.

Inconsequential Side Action: Do a similar thing remotely that creates an aether as a sonic medium, and that causes KotSM ~ LP to be played throughout regular reality, because it fits SO WELL.
« Last Edit: May 05, 2014, 06:22:43 am by Lolfail0009 »
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Screw you, Heroic BSOD!
« Reply #757 on: May 05, 2014, 02:41:00 am »

Raptor mech? Better than the company car!

CHAAARRRRRRGGGGGEEEEE
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Screw you, Heroic BSOD!
« Reply #758 on: May 05, 2014, 02:49:11 am »

Cram the Australia-verse into the Cheesistani-verse somehow. Adjust for the bigger on the inside.

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Screw you, Heroic BSOD!
« Reply #759 on: May 05, 2014, 02:50:57 am »

Murder everyone in the subplotverse. Offscreen.

Subplot: Pick the lock on the cage and tackle the person.

Alternate me in homeverse: Warp reality to appear in this multiverse.
« Last Edit: May 05, 2014, 03:03:21 am by IcyTea31 »
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Screw you, Heroic BSOD!
« Reply #760 on: May 05, 2014, 02:57:06 am »

Murder everyone in the subplotverse. Offscreen.

((don't make me force limitations on you.

However, because rule of cool, you can play as an alternate timeline version of you that's in the mainverse until the strife is over.))
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Screw you, Heroic BSOD!
« Reply #761 on: May 05, 2014, 02:57:43 am »

SHUTDOWN -A
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Screw you, Heroic BSOD! Entropy or Order?
« Reply #762 on: May 05, 2014, 03:53:49 am »

"Dunmer..."

Slit their throats!
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Screw you, Heroic BSOD! Entropy or Order?
« Reply #763 on: May 05, 2014, 04:50:40 am »

> Enlist the aid of some obscure 'Insane Mad Scientist'. Request care package containing rusty surgery implements.

> Request for a health, mana and stamina bar feature. What self-respecting game doesn't have these? :P

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Screw you, Heroic BSOD! Entropy or Order?
« Reply #764 on: May 05, 2014, 06:21:09 am »

"... I have a feeling I may have forgotten things from some point or another."
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