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[Lyeos]

Lyeos: Pick up a book from the fallen shelf.

"Here, read this one. When can we go?"

Mitzi: Implement this plan to have a date - the fruit - with Lyeos.

[Cynderbark]

Cynderbark walks to Cheesistan instead of flying.

[blazing glory]

And I've got to tell you, don't be one of those kids who throws away the old consoles and games because of all the new ones. You will miss SO MUCH. And if you ever have the opportunity, don't play it on Virtual Console! Most of the masterpieces worked splendorously with their original consoles. And they don't require the awkward bulkiness of the Game Pad.

((The old stuff is what is actually good! I always keep a few of my old games around in case I got a craving to play one and I didn't have one,new games are all graphics and no gameplay.))

[CaptainMcClellan]

And I've got to tell you, don't be one of those kids who throws away the old consoles and games because of all the new ones. You will miss SO MUCH. And if you ever have the opportunity, don't play it on Virtual Console! Most of the masterpieces worked splendorously with their original consoles. And they don't require the awkward bulkiness of the Game Pad.

((The old stuff is what is actually good! I always keep a few of my old games around in case I got a craving to play one and I didn't have one,new games are all graphics and no gameplay.))

(( Thank you! Finally someone agrees with me. Earthbound is a good balance to all four key aspects of video games: graphics, audio, gameplay, and story. It's all pretty well done and all to compliment each other in a pretty nice way. And its not the only one. A Link to the Past I feel a lot the same way about. So on and so forth with many other classics. I mean, the graphics of the new ones are nice, but they don't make up for a lame story and poor/boring gameplay. I was watching a videogame review and the reviewer was saying "Video games now-days have gotten so pretentious. Noone wants to sit and listen to fifteen minutes of exposition for every twenty minutes of gameplay. And there's a reason FFXIII is nicknamed "Final Fantasy the movie". It really stinks that games are being floated on the name and shoulders of great classics. They should live up to, or even surpass their predecessors, not rely on them for everything. I think that's why "throwback" or "retro" games are so popular and indie games as well, because they're still games. Of course, there's many new games that are pretty good, but then there's a lot of them, especially in the FPS category where it's "Play one, played them all. That's kinda sad. ))

[Beirus]

((So does Superbaby have Kaiokenx9000000 now? Like when I tried to get Kaiokenx9001 and got Kaiokenx9000?))

Superbaby: Overcome innate weakness to kryptonite through force of Ki

Me: Develop a technique to channel Ki into competence. (Turning Ki into a roll bonus. My existence will be one giant roll bonus.)

[Prophet]

Sit down on the ground.
Trap spies: Free captured trap spy.

"One its called aspirin you know medicine that stuff that makes you feel better! Two I was trying to get you to calm down until I could get your mother here."

[~Neri]

Make a space station with such a confounding layout that would confuse a mad god.

Get confused about how I made it.

[poketwo]

USE THE SCYTHERS TO TAKE OVER CHEESISTAN

[Lolfail0009]

"I will take control of what I have allowed to be created from my work. Cheesistan will be the ultimate military power under my guidance of its newest project."

[Lyeos]

((Hey, guys! I've finally deprived myself of sleep for so long that I can't stand up anymore without falling over! We should have a party later! I'm gonna sleep now!))

[~Neri]

((Sweet dreams!))

[Prophet]

((Goodnight!))

[smurfingtonthethird]

Start absorbing star clusters.

See if I can't start absorbing black holes.

[CaptainMcClellan]

(( I actually slept like a normal person and woke up at a normal, decent, and reasonable time! Experiment success!! Rolling after breakfast. ))

[CaptainMcClellan]

Lyeos: Pick up a book from the fallen shelf.

"Here, read this one. When can we go?"

Mitzi: Implement this plan to have a date - the fruit - with Lyeos.

[2]It phases through your hand. Sure, now your hand decides to become incorporeal.
[3]That's stupid. There are no markets that sell dates in this area!

Marchioness: "No. We still have to look for books about possession!

Cynderbark walks to Cheesistan instead of flying.

[8]You collapse from exhaustion in front of the border patrol. After a quick examination the border patrol determines that you seem to be harmless and brings you to the Cheesistani hospital for treatment.

((So does Superbaby have Kaiokenx9000000 now? Like when I tried to get Kaiokenx9001 and got Kaiokenx9000?))

Superbaby: Overcome innate weakness to kryptonite through force of Ki

Me: Develop a technique to channel Ki into competence. (Turning Ki into a roll bonus. My existence will be one giant roll bonus.)

(( Mmm... I think so yea. ))
[2]Ki cannot override biology. It's mere spirit-force.
[7]Oh. Well I guess the dice approve. You can sacrifice one ki bar, of which you currently have 5, for a +2 bonus.

Sit down on the ground.
Trap spies: Free captured trap spy.

"One its called aspirin you know medicine that stuff that makes you feel better! Two I was trying to get you to calm down until I could get your mother here."

[4]You don't have a humanoid form, so you cannot sit. You do sort of squat lower to the ground though.
[6]* spy music plays * * elaborate heist plan frees the captured spy somehow *

Make a space station with such a confounding layout that would confuse a mad god.

Get confused about how I made it.

[6]Space Station Orpheus is live! ( If you had rolled a 7, you would've gotten to name it. )
[3]Nope. It's still all fresh in your memory.

USE THE SCYTHERS TO TAKE OVER CHEESISTAN

[6]REVOLUTION v2.0!

"I will take control of what I have allowed to be created from my work. Cheesistan will be the ultimate military power under my guidance of its newest project."

[6]* an alarm blares * "Yeah, fine, go ahead, but you report directly to us. And we're only letting you get away with this because we are being called into active combat as we speak."

Start absorbing star clusters.

See if I can't start absorbing black holes.

[4]You absorb a black dwarf.
[3]No, you can't. Fortunately, you didn't touch the event horizon so you can still get away. Remember kids, black holes are massive enough that not even light can escape.

CaptainMcClellan: Hear the alarm and wake.

Maria: Believe Prophet and convince Giegue that he's telling the truth.

[2]No, how about "Sleep through the alarm and look even more incompetent."
[1]You get dizzy again and grab your temple, your head is still pounding, Giegue is certain that you've been poisioned.

Giegue: "IF SHE DIES I WILL END YOU!!!"

Giegue: Use PSI to harm Prophet

[7]You use a complex PSI technique to damage the integrity of Prophet's shadow being and give him a migraine that feels like a pickaxe to the skull.

WAKE UP ALREADY!

[5]
TETRISEUS: "I AWAKEN!!! GAME START!" * the Tetridome explodes and you float up into the sky to continue devastating Cheesistan because NOW IT'S PERSONAL. *