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Only under somebody else's GM'ing.

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Total Members Voted: 11

[CaptainMcClellan]

((Also have I detonated the nuke yet?))

(( No, right now you're publicly threatening to. ))

[Prophet]

Me: Form a shadow scythe.
Me: Stabilize the hivemind.

((I don't see any downsides to being everyone's little brother what are they?))

[blazing glory]

Also start waving the launch button in such a manner that if any would be super hero's tackle me then it'll fly out of my grasp and detonate the nuke when it hits the ground.

[Beirus]

Shoryuken the terrorist

Disarm the bomb.

[CaptainMcClellan]

((I SWEAR TO GOD YOU GIVE ME NOTHING BUT 8'S))

Make him my champion. Equip him with hyperdense potato armor (that is kept pressurized my my will) and ask him to repair potato-human relations WITHOUT murdering everything.

Check up on the Mars colony.

(( Not so! Also, did you ever consider that you being the god of potatoes is why you get nothing but 8's? Maybe the dice are scared of you. Also, who are you rooting for in the arena and what should they do? ))

[WillowLuman]

((I go study for EIGHT HOURS...))

"Greetings, Prime Minister. The time has come for you to once more aid our country. We must find the others from the old days!"

Identify the single largest threat to Cheesistan at the moment.

[CaptainMcClellan]

((I go study for EIGHT HOURS...))

"Greetings, Prime Minister. The time has come for you to once more aid our country. We must find the others from the old days!"

Identify the single largest threat to Cheesistan at the moment.

(( I KNOW! And just think, this is only two rolls. ))

[TamerVirus]

Use Cheesistan Bank for well coordinated securities fraud, bankrupt EVERYONE

[CaptainMcClellan]

Use Cheesistan Bank for well coordinated securities fraud, bankrupt EVERYONE

((Sorry. It was a big update. ))

[CaptainMcClellan]

(( Anyone gonna post any Arena rolls? Cos if not, I'm waiting for Kevak and Lyeos before rolling. ))

[Beirus]

((Didn't Hussie get destroyed? Everyone wins! If not, do eet!))

[CaptainMcClellan]

((Didn't Hussie get destroyed? Everyone wins! If not, do eet!))

(( Yes......... but technically, the battle's still going on. Besides. There's no guarantee we got rid of Hussie. Just because we blew one up doesn't mean there aren't another thousand. The guy was a huge self-insertive narcissist, almost as bad as me. There's a decent chance for everyone we kill there's 20 more lurking. ))

[Beirus]

((You should allow Sollux citizenship and make him founder of the Hussie Hunters, a group of elite special forces that weed out any Hussies before they can corrupt Cheezistan or become Bosses.))

[CaptainMcClellan]

((You should allow Sollux citizenship and make him founder of the Hussie Hunters, a group of elite special forces that weed out any Hussies before they can corrupt Cheezistan or become Bosses.))

Sigged.

[Kevak]

((Aren't I an energy being and therefore not subject to gravity or inertia?))

Float over to too and poke him.

Flee.