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Author Topic: ROLL TO STEAL PRINCESS  (Read 5476 times)

Yoink

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Re: GET PRINCESS: BOWSER'S CONSUMPTION SIMULATOR
« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2014, 01:15:00 pm »

>HEROICALLY DIVE ONTOP OF PRINCESS-BOMB

 SAVE DAY
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Harry Baldman

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Re: GET PRINCESS: BOWSER'S CONSUMPTION SIMULATOR
« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2014, 01:29:37 pm »

>HEROICALLY DIVE ONTOP OF PRINCESS-BOMB

 SAVE DAY

As Supreme Master of Princess Defense, slay this ruffian for daring to touch the princess with his dirty ape-hands!
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Furtuka

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Re: GET PRINCESS: BOWSER'S CONSUMPTION SIMULATOR
« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2014, 01:36:46 pm »

Send Poisoned chocolates to kidnapper
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Lyeos

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Re: GET PRINCESS: BOWSER'S CONSUMPTION SIMULATOR
« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2014, 01:37:14 pm »

>HEROICALLY DIVE ONTOP OF PRINCESS-BOMB

 SAVE DAY

As Supreme Master of Princess Defense, slay this ruffian for daring to touch the princess with his dirty ape-hands!

 As High Overlord of Party Pooping, remind him that he only gets one action per turn!
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darkpaladin109

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Re: GET PRINCESS: BOWSER'S CONSUMPTION SIMULATOR
« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2014, 01:39:13 pm »

>HEROICALLY DIVE ONTOP OF PRINCESS-BOMB

 SAVE DAY

As Supreme Master of Princess Defense, slay this ruffian for daring to touch the princess with his dirty ape-hands!
As High Overlord of Party Pooping, remind him that he only gets one action per turn!
SLAY THIS HYPOCRITE
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Lyeos

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Re: GET PRINCESS: BOWSER'S CONSUMPTION SIMULATOR
« Reply #20 on: April 23, 2014, 01:41:36 pm »

You do realize that there's a difference between being a hypocrite and making a joke, right?

Edit: Especially since that wouldn't have been an "action".
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: GET PRINCESS: POINTLESS EXPLOSION SIMULATOR
« Reply #21 on: April 23, 2014, 01:43:06 pm »

Explode His Grouchiness
TAKE EXPLOSION LIKE CHAMP
REVEAL THAT I WAS A CYBORG ALL ALONG


[5v4]

THE BOWSER EXPLODES! RESPAWN? [1] YOU EXPLODE WITH THE BOWSER! RESPAWN?

As Royal Specialist of Maximum Comfort and Enjoyment, provide Princess Bob-omb with everything she desires!

[4] THE BOB-OMB IS COMFORTABLE! IT HAS CEASED TO HISS!

Make Toads loyal. Prepare Toad army to conquer rest of kingdom.

[1] TOADS REBEL AGAINST YOU. TOSS INTO BOWSER AS HE EXPLODES. RESPAWN?

>HEROICALLY DIVE ONTOP OF PRINCESS-BOMB

 SAVE DAY

As Supreme Master of Princess Defense, slay this ruffian for daring to touch the princess with his dirty ape-hands!

INITIATIVE GO

[4] [4] FUCK IT, DIRECT COUNTER

[1v1] YOU TUMBLE ONTO THE PRINCESS.

THIS ANNOYS THE PRINCESS.

THE PRINCESS EXPLODES.

RESPAWN?


brb new dice


As High Overlord of Party Pooping, remind him that he only gets one action per turn!

WOOLS UPDATED

ALSO YOU EXPLODE AGAIN
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Lyeos

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Re: GET PRINCESS: POINTLESS EXPLOSION SIMULATOR
« Reply #22 on: April 23, 2014, 01:44:05 pm »

Respawn
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darkpaladin109

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Re: GET PRINCESS: POINTLESS EXPLOSION SIMULATOR
« Reply #23 on: April 23, 2014, 01:44:48 pm »

RISE FROM THE DEAD AS GIGA BOWSER
WIPE LYEOS FROM EXISTENCE
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birdy51

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Re: GET PRINCESS: POINTLESS EXPLOSION SIMULATOR
« Reply #24 on: April 23, 2014, 01:45:21 pm »

Find new Princess. One with feathers.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: GET PRINCESS: POINTLESS EXPLOSION SIMULATOR
« Reply #25 on: April 23, 2014, 01:46:12 pm »

Manifest! Construct new Princess Neutron Bob-omb to rule over all of the world!
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Lyeos

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Re: GET PRINCESS: POINTLESS EXPLOSION SIMULATOR
« Reply #26 on: April 23, 2014, 01:46:41 pm »

RISE FROM THE DEAD AS GIGA BOWSER
WIPE LYEOS FROM EXISTENCE


Implode the universe in self defense.
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Re: GET PRINCESS: POINTLESS EXPLOSION SIMULATOR
« Reply #27 on: April 23, 2014, 01:47:45 pm »

RISE FROM THE DEAD AS GIGA BOWSER
WIPE LYEOS FROM EXISTENCE


Implode the universe in self defense.
BE IMMUNE TO IMPLOSION
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Harry Baldman

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Re: GET PRINCESS: POINTLESS EXPLOSION SIMULATOR
« Reply #28 on: April 23, 2014, 01:47:56 pm »

Implode the universe in self defense.

Implode this foo' before he hurts hisself.
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Beirus

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Re: GET PRINCESS: POINTLESS EXPLOSION SIMULATOR
« Reply #29 on: April 23, 2014, 01:50:27 pm »

Respawn as ADAMANTINE MARIO
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