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Next move?

Punch, kick, scream untill you get a new room.
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Continue waiting.
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Author Topic: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story  (Read 37416 times)

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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #375 on: December 02, 2014, 05:39:50 pm »

But first, wake up Silky and ask her what is going on.
How do you intend to do that? She didn't respond to being talked to just there.
Pour some beer on her?
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AfellowDwarf

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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #376 on: December 02, 2014, 05:42:11 pm »

Polled.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #377 on: December 02, 2014, 05:43:09 pm »

Ooh, now I get why the medic wanted us to drink beer.
We have not had any in a while and all Dwarves must hydrate by drinking at least one liters of any alcoholic beverage a day.
Always follow your doctor's advice.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #378 on: December 06, 2014, 06:11:21 am »

It's probably safe to drink. Go ahead.
"Okay, then."
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Oh yes. This was long due.
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"Take your time. Your elf isn't going to die from its wounds or anything."
"So, might I ask what made this mildly odd request was good for?"
"I think some booze might help you.. clear your head. You were shouting and shoving elf in my face just moments ago, and look how your vocabulary is returning to you now. On that matter, do you still want me to treat some elf?"
"Definately."
"Fair enough, just continue drinking then."
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"And that's your end of the deal. I'll start working on the elf right now."
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #379 on: December 06, 2014, 06:41:49 am »

But now you are drunk as fuck and can't see right. I this how dwarfs always see.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #380 on: December 06, 2014, 06:44:20 am »

Dwarves don't even need one serving a day. Catten had 20 in an hour.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #381 on: December 06, 2014, 07:10:30 am »

Now that you are drunk, make some good decisions.  Decisions are always made best whilst drunk.

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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #382 on: December 06, 2014, 10:38:17 pm »

Demand to be able to watch the suturing of the elf's wounds.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #383 on: December 09, 2014, 10:54:25 am »

I suppose I'll poll these two options, then.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #384 on: December 09, 2014, 02:13:16 pm »

Demand to be able to watch the suturing of the elf's wounds.
Why not suture yourself? After all, you have the steady hands of a 164 years old dwarf that just drank a whole barrel of dwarven vodka.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #385 on: December 09, 2014, 02:47:15 pm »

Why not suture yourself? After all, you have the steady hands of a 164 years old dwarf that just drank a whole barrel of dwarven vodka.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #386 on: December 13, 2014, 06:37:37 pm »

Now that you're drunk, why don't you make your own descisions for a bit.
You mean I can finally have a snack now?
I suppose, but that'd be a bit la-
Great! I can't wait to eat.

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"Good day to you, mayor."
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"Quarry bush leaf crackers. Are you hungry?"
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"I don't have anywhere to eat."
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"Bring me a table!"

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"And you there, fetch me a chair!"
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"Don't make me kick your lazy behind across the room."
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So now I just wait.
« Last Edit: December 13, 2014, 06:44:39 pm by AfellowDwarf »
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #387 on: December 13, 2014, 08:49:11 pm »

We finally get to make mandates! yay!

But wait, shouldn't you have a table and chair inside of your quarters?
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #388 on: December 13, 2014, 10:45:45 pm »

Hm. Still think that drunken suture was the best option
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #389 on: December 14, 2014, 05:36:43 am »

But wait, shouldn't you have a table and chair inside of your quarters?
They were destroyed by magma.
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