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Punch, kick, scream untill you get a new room.

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Total Members Voted: 12

[tonnot98]

But wait, shouldn't you have a table and chair inside of your quarters?

They were destroyed by magma.

Quick, start yelling at people and throwing things and punching people (Don't include silky, the doctor, or the traction bench in your drunken rage!) until someone makes you a new room!

[AfellowDwarf]

I'm kinda busy so let's have another poll.

[AfellowDwarf]

Break time is over. Start yelling at people and throwing things and punching people until someone makes you a new room!

Spoiler: lots of shouting (click to show/hide)

"Aaaaah! I don't have a room! Aaaaah!"

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I'm so tired..

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There isn't even anyone watching this.

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Boy, christmas time was busier than I'd expected.

[evictedSaint]

I chuckled.

And neat! Animation!!!

[AfellowDwarf]

Looks like there's no suggestions. Ah well, I didn't exactly leave the situation very open for them. Catten is just going to catch his breath for a bit.
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You are now a medical proffesional. You have just finished betraying your brethren with pig tail fiber and splints. You feel like something good is about to happen.

[Ultimuh]

Remove gag and ask how your.. patient feels.

[AfellowDwarf]

You don't know exactly what happened to Nomel, but there is no way you're going to find out for yourself. That thing is staying gagged, and you'll make sure to get the heck out of its way when you give it back.

[NAV]

Splint everything! You know how fragile elven bones are.

[evictedSaint]

Bada bing bada bump.  Is this still going? 

[AfellowDwarf]

Bada bing bada bump.  Is this still going? 

It is now. It fell sorta dead when you people stopped responding...
Ha ha. No. Don't worry, I'm not actually that clueless.

I realize my updates were not only few and far between, but also small and barren. I put you in a room, a nearly empty one at that, and went "Well, the thing you went here to do isn't there yet." I subsequently put you in another near empty room, this time as a character that flat out refused to interact with the sole object I'd put in it. I doubt I'd do worse if I tried.

I'm going to try to start this up again, with luck I'll manage to put in a couple decent bloody hooks this time around.

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Splint everything! You know how fragile elven bones are.

You consider adding aditional splints.

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You think adding more splints could potentially help prevent futher injury. Why yes, you reason, that would not be needlessly disabling a child. Splinting its arms could even prevent the elf from eating precious dwarven babies. You tell yourself you have to get more splints right now, for the babies' sake.

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"Don't mind me. I'm jus- Elf! Elves! Treehuggers in the hospital!"

It dawns on you that this could end rather badly.

[BadLemonsXI]

My images are not loading ;-; Lemons go's and cry's in the corner.

[WillowLuman]

Yeah, broken on my end too.

[Ultimuh]

Calm the dorf down. The elf is restrained for.. uuh.. medical experiments.. yeah. that's right. Experiments you rather not want to test on live dwarves.
We would rather not test things on dwarves, that's unethical!
And dwarven corpses would be out of the question. Would not want their angry spirits haunting.
Besides, the experiments require live specimen. So why not put useless elves to actual use?

Let's stick to that story.

[Broseph Stalin]

Splint his hands, without his precious hands he'll be too injured to report you!

[AfellowDwarf]

My images are not loading ;-; Lemons go's and cry's in the corner.

Yeah, broken on my end too.

That's odd. I see them being displayed as normal. I don't know what could be causing that.

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"Sorry mister, but elves aren't the problem here. It apears your wrists are broken."
"No? What are you going on about? There is an elf right thAAH!"

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"They will require setting."

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