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Author Topic: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story  (Read 36991 times)

Rumrusher

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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2014, 03:36:42 pm »

throw books at the elf until you become a legendary thrower
okay I originally said this(well risk of not being an elf hat) but realize someone might argue against bashing an elf with books.
like to slap on a vote for elf book targeting only if it doesn't comply to being worn as a hat(a still living Hat of course).
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2014, 09:23:36 pm »

Ask Elf if it wants to ride around on your head.

Also The Elf's name is now Elfhat.

If any one ask just say you had a fay mood and turn the personer into an artifact Elvan Fontange it still moves and blinks because you animated it for kicks.
I quite like this one.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2014, 11:02:20 pm »

Yes. Artifact elf hat.
Give it menacing spikes.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2014, 11:06:15 pm »

Yes. Artifact elf hat.
Give it menacing spikes.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #19 on: May 06, 2014, 06:23:39 am »

Yes. Artifact elf hat.
Give it menacing spikes.
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Paper Craft Spikes and banded with book spines.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #20 on: May 07, 2014, 08:03:01 pm »

You could use the elf as a weapon to bash the dwarf who destroyed your room with magma.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #21 on: May 07, 2014, 09:09:05 pm »

You could use the elf as a weapon to bash the dwarf who destroyed your room with magma.
that would be tantruming though!  I don't want to be hammered
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #22 on: May 07, 2014, 11:02:37 pm »

You could use the elf as a weapon to bash the dwarf who destroyed your room with magma.
that would be tantruming though!  I don't want to be hammered
Gotta make it look like it was a sparring accident.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #23 on: May 08, 2014, 01:36:22 am »

Catten punches the elf in the head with his left hand, lightly tapping the target and tearing the brain!
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #24 on: May 08, 2014, 11:54:01 pm »

Catten punches the elf in the head with his left hand, lightly tapping the target and tearing the brain!
aren't we hitting someone with the elf lightly tapping them?
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #25 on: May 09, 2014, 02:04:34 pm »

Use books to make craftsdwarf's workshop, murder elf violently, use scattered bits of elf bone to make some +elf bone bolts+
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #26 on: May 09, 2014, 04:08:04 pm »

Ask the elf if it wants to ride around on your head.

"Would you like to ride around on my head?"

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Now add some menacing spikes to your artifact elfhat.

"Nuh uh. I'm not crafting anything."

"...the heck? Well you could craft the bloody door open."

"Don't you start too! I'm the mayor!"

"Yes, Wirefaint. I know."

Throw books at Elfhat instead.

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So, what's up next?

(For the record, I made this before there became a tie between the three options.)

also what is the elf holding
It's a rat shaped yarn figurine.
« Last Edit: July 24, 2014, 05:42:06 pm by AfellowDwarf »
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #27 on: May 09, 2014, 04:18:13 pm »

Open the door, making the guy asking you to open the door to get interrputed by elfhat, making him panic and run around, alerting the militia.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #28 on: May 09, 2014, 10:22:26 pm »

forbid the door
(or failing that make it pet impassable.. that'll show him)
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #29 on: May 10, 2014, 11:12:59 am »

Tell the dwarf on the other side you already crafted the elf into a hat so there's no worry about escaped prisoners.
Let the dwarf in given it would be rude to barricade the library to yourself think of all those dwarf children who need to practice throwing.
If the dwarf on the other side decides to steal our hat from us brand him a thief for stealing your *masterpiece Artifact Elfhat*  also we also need a name for our Masterpiece Artifact Elfhat if it's going to be an Artifact.
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