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Author Topic: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story  (Read 37412 times)

Broseph Stalin

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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #405 on: January 28, 2015, 12:39:06 pm »

I can see the images just fine might be regional weirdness.

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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #406 on: January 28, 2015, 12:41:13 pm »

This medical dwarf.. Is not quite normal.. I wonder..
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #407 on: January 28, 2015, 02:49:32 pm »

I'm not sure the word "normal" can ever be applied to dwarven medicine.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #408 on: January 28, 2015, 03:35:12 pm »

At any rate, this one has a rare opportunity.
It's not everyday a medic Dwarf comes upon a live elf.
Who knows what medical discoveries waits within this young elf.. It's tempting to just.. Cut her open.... Isn't it?
Any way.. this dwarf needs attention.. I wonder what we can augment it with? Imagine.. a dwarf with metal exoskeleton.
« Last Edit: January 28, 2015, 03:38:07 pm by Ultimuh »
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AfellowDwarf

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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #409 on: January 28, 2015, 04:20:34 pm »

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You'd love to remove the elf's vital organs and tell Nomal it died of blood loss. Alas, you would not harm a child, and you believe elven children count too.

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You decide not to try to turn the dwarf into some metalic monstrosity. He will be cross about his broken wrists when he wakes up.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #410 on: January 28, 2015, 05:13:55 pm »

Yay I can see the images. . .0_0 That doc tho.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #411 on: January 29, 2015, 02:57:00 pm »

Place him in traction. Those broken wrists require immobilisation.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #412 on: February 05, 2015, 04:46:46 pm »

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You have no option but to immobilize the dwarf. Not because you've got any haste in tending to his wrists, but because he'll cause trouble if he's loose. Sadly, you only have one traction bench to keep something still in. You bet any dwarves who see the elf will kill it, and you know that someone so harmless as yourself is ripe to be the elf's next victim.

It reminds you of a children's puzzle about getting a wolf, goat and quarry bush across a lake.
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You realize you're the edible plant in this scenario.

There is no way around release the elf though. Oh dear.
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"D-Don't move, don't talk."
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Nomal has been away for a while. You hope he didn't grow the good sense to just leave the elf. You would hate be stuck with it.

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« Last Edit: February 05, 2015, 04:48:46 pm by AfellowDwarf »
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #413 on: February 05, 2015, 05:30:48 pm »

Check on the elf again, something was off about that doctor.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #414 on: February 05, 2015, 05:32:44 pm »


It reminds you of a children's puzzle about getting a wolf, goat and quarry bush across a lake.
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You realize you're the edible plant in this scenario.


dear fucking god, i broke a rib laughing. 

don't tell the doctor, though. i like my wrists unbroken.

Hey, didn't the hospital have a table?  Sure, it had chains and an elf on it, but it was still a table.
« Last Edit: February 05, 2015, 11:05:41 pm by evictedSaint »
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #415 on: February 05, 2015, 06:29:00 pm »

Check on the elf again, something was off about that doctor.

But first.. We need more engravings around this place!
Engrave something inspiring you seen recently on a nearby wall!


...Or just a couple of squares.

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