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Should I only update this while drunk? (which is fairly often >.<)

YUS DO IT PLS GOOBY-SENPAI
- 11 (40.7%)
Eh, don't care either way.
- 12 (44.4%)
NO, THAT'S CHILDISH AND STUPID!
- 4 (14.8%)

Total Members Voted: 25


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Author Topic: We Are Our Avatars II: WAOAIII is out, move your asses over  (Read 255376 times)

TamerVirus

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Trap a bunch of students in a school and force them to murder each other for my amusement!
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What can mysteriously disappear can mysteriously reappear
*Shakes fist at TamerVirus*

Helgoland

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Maintain status-quo- secure a fair, even portion of bananas, food, water, and space for my chimps. Secure it at all costs- organize a few raiding parties if need be.
I'll back you up after the next round.
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Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

smurfingtonthethird

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Sorry for the late update, I was crying manly tears over Toradora!. Holy fuck it's intense for something that seems so adorable.

how is that a negative thing

CONSUME SIDEPLOT WHILE IT LOADS

[2]

NONE FOR YOU

You wake up in a bunker.

((Which Zombie Pokemon did I catch? It's important for my master plan.))
Make the remaining population of Earth play Xboxes to increase my God Powers.

[5]

Yay for Xboxing.

* da_nang sighs.
"Fuck it."
INITIATE BIOLOGICAL RECONSTRUCTION INTO DRAGON FORM ALDULEINNE

[1]

None for you, because you're a pile of bones on the ground.

Train my alpacas in guerilla warfare.

[4]

Alpacas: Special Ops

Sit down and wait for the curse to pass.

((I just obliterated most of the life on Earth and nobody cares?))

((yeah, that's pretty much this game in a nutshell))
[1]

The curse is eternal.

CURSE YOU APPLE!!!!!!!!!!!! ( I knew it was only a matter of time before they took over the universe. )

NO!!!! CANADAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So? All your sixes have resulted in exactly what I've wanted happening.

"Safety Dance" until Canada comes back into existence.


[3]

You run around singing "Safety Dance". You'll need more people to resummon Canada.

Sit down and wait for the curse to pass.

((I just obliterated most of the life on Earth and nobody cares?))

((Yep, that's right, Nobody cares.))

Teleport to the space station that I now own.

[1]

Teleport-proof collar. Fuck.

START RAIDING SPACE

[2]

None for you!

Curse the RNG.

[1]

Screw you! -1 next turn.

(Hmm, I don't really remember what all I extracted the bits of my meat body from.)

Begin creating a new species from the DNA of one of my non-raptor giblets.

[3]
((if memory serves, it was raptor claws and human bits))
You clone a human. Crap.

"My minions won't listen to me and my butt sore."
Have a cry

[4]

WWWAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

>Use what is left of my wealth to purchase the UN itself. If you can't beat em', buy them.

[3]

Not enough money. Not even close.

ctrl alt delete,start taskmanager,click GM,end process.

[2]

The reality doesn't obey.

Soz, you don't have administrator privileges.

possess doom laser Exterminate Icy Tea

[4]

You blow up his reality containment field.

Expand my faction's influence to become the leader of all cat-people.
Your alpacas might be useful here - would you be interested in a trade for our mutual benefit?

[1]

None for you, they're far too liberal and lazy to be a united species.

> Haunt NAV and their alpacas.

[5]

They're spooked!

EVERYTHING IS SPIT NOW

((I missed it okay!))

Um... Try to politely decline. I'll probably fail and end up being taken under her wing anyways cause I'm a guckup.

[3]

DING DING DING

"Welcome to the Galaxy Police."
"She got me with the same speech too...

Anyway, now you're going through immigration.

Maintain status-quo- secure a fair, even portion of bananas, food, water, and space for my chimps. Secure it at all costs- organize a few raiding parties if need be.

What is this zoo like? Flat concrete or fake-jungle?

Real jungle. It's actually a biosphere.

[4]

You cut out a medium-sized reason of jungle for your own.

possess doom laser Exterminate Icy Tea
Harness doom laser for better omnicide. Once done with this Earth, move out in the 'verse, destroying life on other planets. Chaos will end.

[2]

None for you.

Sit down and wait for the curse to pass.

((I just obliterated most of the life on Earth and nobody cares?))

((I'm quite thankful, to be honest.))

Resurrect the dead in the form of loyal Nyx-Snakes. Accelerate their local timespaces by five hundred million years to see evolutionary advances.

[4]

They all starved to death. This may have been a better idea in your head.

Trap a bunch of students in a school and force them to murder each other for my amusement!

[3]

You wake up in a school.

"So yeah, I trapped a bunch of you psychopaths in a school. Last one standing gets to go free."
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da_nang

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AGAIN

"I've done it a thousand times before, how hard can it be?"
« Last Edit: May 16, 2014, 03:56:37 pm by da_nang »
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"Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow."
Ceterum censeo Unionem Europaeam esse delendam.
Future supplanter of humanity.

WillowLuman

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(Um, I just checked the first thread and... it's much worse than humans. My other giblets come from ElephantParade's tea-powered servants.)

Try again, extract DNA from own skull.
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Darkest Garden - Illustrated game. - What mysteries lie in the abandoned dark?

GrizzlyAdamz

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Organize patrols for our borders.

Also, put together a scouting team to find out about our neighbors.
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Badges of honor
GENERATION 11: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Check this shit out- (it changes)
Profile->Modify Profile->Look and Layout->Current Theme: Default [Change]->Darkling (it's good for your eyes and looks better)

blazing glory

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Ask GM administrator to give me administrator privileges.
« Last Edit: May 16, 2014, 05:53:52 pm by blazing glory »
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NAV

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Take over the world with my elite alpaca army.
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

Beirus

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Create a form of martial arts called Xboxing and have all my worshipers learn it.
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Because everything is Megaman when you have an arm cannon.

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Drag a member of the audience into the game.
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<DozebomLolumzalis> you filthy god-damn ninja wizard dragon

CaptainMcClellan

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Do the safety dance along with the song, and use powers of suggestion to get people to start doing it with.

GrizzlyAdamz

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Ask GM administrator to give me administrator privileges.
Next turn you should try guessing his password.
inb4 'Potato'
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Check this shit out- (it changes)
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Lyeos

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Sway in the breeze to help CaptainMcClellan!
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Orange Wizard

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Eat the breeze.
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

KingofstarrySkies

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Ah, fuck it.

Get dragged from the audience into this reality. "Well. This is new."
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Vereor Nox.
There'll be another King, another sky, and a billion more stars...
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