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Who's the best performance

Albania
- 1 (16.7%)
Austria
- 0 (0%)
Australia
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Azerbaijan
- 0 (0%)
Belarus
- 0 (0%)
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- 0 (0%)
Denmark
- 1 (16.7%)
Estonia
- 0 (0%)
France
- 0 (0%)
Germany
- 0 (0%)
Greece
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Hungary
- 0 (0%)
Iceland
- 2 (33.3%)
Israel
- 0 (0%)
Italy
- 0 (0%)
Malta
- 0 (0%)
Netherlands
- 0 (0%)
North Macedonia
- 1 (16.7%)
Norway
- 1 (16.7%)
Russia
- 0 (0%)
San Marino
- 0 (0%)
Serbia
- 0 (0%)
Slovenia
- 0 (0%)
Spain
- 0 (0%)
Sweden
- 0 (0%)
Switzerland
- 0 (0%)
United Kingdom
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 6


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Loud Whispers

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Eurovision 2019 netherland is coldplay
« on: May 10, 2014, 02:09:27 pm »
It's fokkin eurovision lads. - Me, announcing Eurovision 2019
« Last Edit: May 18, 2019, 10:44:29 pm by Loud Whispers »
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Graknorke

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Re: Eurovision 2014!
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2014, 02:15:21 pm »
We're not going to win because we have no friends. Just like every year.
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Re: Eurovision 2014!
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2014, 02:21:21 pm »
The final is going on right now.
Something tells me that that the bearded Austrian singer will be awarded the victory in Pan-European Faux Voting Championship 2014 so that the EBU and Co. can make a statement that the whole of Europe is tolerant and supportive towards LGBT singers.
Also, the Belarusian song is hilariously awful. Better than some of our previous entries, but still awful.
« Last Edit: May 10, 2014, 02:26:38 pm by Guardian G.I. »
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Re: Eurovision 2014!
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2014, 02:28:11 pm »
Highlights so far:
Ukraine hamster wheel
Poland ascended with good costume, good fun
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Re: Eurovision 2014!
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2014, 02:32:18 pm »
The ballads are incredibly tedious.
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Loud Whispers

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Re: Eurovision 2014!
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2014, 02:40:47 pm »
Quote from: lawastooshort on May 10, 2014, 02:32:18 pm
The ballads are incredibly tedious.
Azerbaijan agrees,  with stealthy BASS DROPPING
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Loud Whispers

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Re: Eurovision 2014!
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2014, 02:55:19 pm »
Austria has deployed the drag queen, chances of victory growing
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Re: Eurovision 2014!
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2014, 03:11:18 pm »
Our candidate, such as it is, claimed to have a "secret weapon" for the Eurovision contest. She also reportedly had some issues with her dress.

I'm wondering if she'll have the chupzah to pull out a Janet Jackson nipplegate
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Re: Eurovision 2014!
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2014, 03:14:50 pm »
Russia appears to be annexing eurovision with their clone army, Italy's Caesars will save us
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Re: Eurovision 2014!
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2014, 03:17:14 pm »
This is the second time I've heard about this today. Is it a big deal?
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Re: Eurovision 2014!
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2014, 03:18:05 pm »
No. Funny to hear about non the less.
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Re: Eurovision 2014!
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2014, 03:20:13 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on May 10, 2014, 03:14:50 pm
Russia appears to be annexing eurovision with their clone army
Their song is the most normal out of all represented here.
They won't get even a third place, obviously.
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Quote from: LordSlowpoke on June 08, 2014, 03:27:09 pm
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and that is terrible
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Re: Eurovision 2014!
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2014, 03:21:17 pm »
Poland can into rock bottom.
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Re: Eurovision 2014!
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2014, 03:25:00 pm »
Quote from: penguinofhonor on May 10, 2014, 03:17:14 pm
This is the second time I've heard about this today. Is it a big deal?
Eurovision srrious business

Quote from: Il Palazzo on May 10, 2014, 03:21:17 pm
Poland can into rock bottom.
poland washes clothes, but sexily
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Re: Eurovision 2014!
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2014, 03:25:36 pm »
Poland... I did want to vote for them due to political reasons... But WTF that was? :D
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