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Author Topic: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)  (Read 38479 times)

Eclectic Wizard

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1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)
« on: May 11, 2014, 03:24:42 am »
1. Anything with hoofs.
« Last Edit: July 01, 2014, 04:52:36 pm by Eclectic Wizard »
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2014, 04:57:05 am »
2. Arrows to the knees (well, more like legs, but meh) :(
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I love this community. Somebody asks "hay guise how do i tame shark", and then everybody is like "why don't we fling sharks at things with complex mechanical devices?".

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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2014, 05:11:13 am »
3. You are melting!
4. You are freezing to death!
5. You have been encased in ice.
6. Nemesis load failure.
7. Drowning right next to dry land because your skill is too low to scale the steep bank.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2014, 06:14:06 am »
8. Sleeping in a dungeon only to be killed by clones of the men you'd just killed.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2014, 06:41:48 am »
9. Accidentally killing your companion somehow, forgetting about it then returning to your home town just to get mauled by thousands of animals and peasants.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2014, 09:32:47 am »
10. You are surrounded by incessant cackling
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Then he made grudge wit about 20 other dwarfs (still don't know why - perhaps they were stealing his chair).

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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2014, 11:15:26 am »
11. Your skull takes the full force of the impact, shattering the bone and tearing the brain!
Adventurer has died after colliding with an obstacle.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2014, 11:45:16 am »
12. Dogding a gargoyle.. into a pit
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2014, 01:12:46 pm »
13. Steel titans.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2014, 01:25:16 pm »
14. Old age.
15. Accidentally attack one of your nineteen legendary companions (archers included).
16. Sleep into oblivion with a help of a goblin ambush.
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Quote from: Urist McVoyager on October 01, 2015, 09:11:16 pm
Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2014, 01:40:24 pm »
17. Trying to swim in a temperate river at dusk.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2014, 02:31:28 pm »
18. You have Drowned.(after swimming under a bridge for ten seconds with dabbling swimmer)
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2014, 02:40:08 pm »
19. You have been scuttled.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2014, 02:44:15 pm »
20.
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You have bled to death.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2014, 07:19:07 pm »
21. Ill-conceived minecarts.
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