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Author Topic: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)  (Read 38477 times)

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Re: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)
« Reply #240 on: April 20, 2015, 08:48:06 pm »
329. Copper Whip passing through adamant armor, breaking a leg, then the skull. (Lost an extremely valuable necro-vamp like this.)
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Re: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)
« Reply #241 on: April 21, 2015, 10:28:10 am »
330: Creating a real physics engine and multi tile creature set so proportions for larger things are done right then reload a game where you are in a small cave with a cave troll and being squished to death.


((I was hoping number 420 would have came in time for the day and someone make a joke of it .-. ))
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Re: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)
« Reply #242 on: April 21, 2015, 09:50:49 pm »
331. Forgetting that your modded landwyrms have building destroyer and prone to rage and not getting your dwarves inside quickly enough.
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Re: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)
« Reply #243 on: April 21, 2015, 09:52:32 pm »
332. Tried to smoke grass. Burned down the forest.
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Re: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)
« Reply #244 on: April 22, 2015, 09:04:17 am »
333. Acussing somebody of being a night creature in first town because they wont join group. Realising that it is a vamp. And having no companions.
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Re: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)
« Reply #245 on: April 22, 2015, 10:20:22 pm »
334:

Faceplanting onto that upright adamantine sword in the mysterious structure.
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Re: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)
« Reply #246 on: May 02, 2015, 10:31:02 pm »
335: Trying to give a unicorn a hug.
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Re: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)
« Reply #247 on: May 03, 2015, 10:13:49 am »
336: Poorly timed comedy
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Re: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)
« Reply #248 on: May 07, 2015, 09:07:07 am »
337. Tried to slay a demon.
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Re: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)
« Reply #249 on: May 08, 2015, 05:47:26 pm »
338. You feel uneasy.
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Re: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)
« Reply #250 on: May 09, 2015, 04:12:49 am »
339. Running into a clown in a cave (and yes, this did actually happen)
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Re: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)
« Reply #251 on: May 10, 2015, 02:36:40 pm »
340: Trying to fight a tree.

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Re: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)
« Reply #252 on: May 10, 2015, 06:18:04 pm »
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Re: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)
« Reply #253 on: May 10, 2015, 10:04:40 pm »
341: tumbling into the river while scuffling with a bear you were hunting.
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Re: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)
« Reply #254 on: May 19, 2015, 11:43:00 pm »
342: Carp with goddamn laser beams.
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