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Author Topic: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)  (Read 38441 times)

Tawa

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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #30 on: May 13, 2014, 12:22:02 pm »

61. "Ooh! Amphersands!" syndrome.

62. "YOUR POWERS ARE MINE FOOLISH GOD!"
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #31 on: May 13, 2014, 08:33:19 pm »

26."It is Winter": Just when you thought it was safe to be in the water.
26b. Sun begins to set.

63. Overzealous campfire starting while adjacent to a tree.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #32 on: May 14, 2014, 02:57:06 am »

64. burning shrubs.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #33 on: May 14, 2014, 03:47:49 am »

65. You are surrounded by incessant cackling.
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Tawa

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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #34 on: May 14, 2014, 01:05:05 pm »

65. We already said that and so I don't waste a post "Ooh! Support levers!"
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #35 on: May 14, 2014, 01:13:47 pm »

66: attempting to give someone a hug through the wrestling menu.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #36 on: May 14, 2014, 07:20:59 pm »

67: Undead Giant Wales
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #37 on: May 14, 2014, 07:46:48 pm »

68: Boredom.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #38 on: May 14, 2014, 08:41:51 pm »

69.Wrestling horseshoe crabs (Ha!! 69)
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #39 on: May 14, 2014, 08:55:29 pm »

70. You have been spotted!
You have been spotted!

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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #40 on: May 14, 2014, 09:37:26 pm »

71. Get married
72. Get married to a vampire
73. Get married to a vampire, own no silver
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #41 on: May 15, 2014, 03:49:52 am »

74. Undead Giants in Wales

74. Swimming and fighting carps
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #42 on: May 15, 2014, 09:59:41 am »

75. Confidently sneaking deep into a kobold-filled cave, and making it halfway to the bottom before being spotted
76. Jumping into a downwards passage to escape a horde of angry kobolds
77. Just barely surviving a long fall into a water-filled cavern, then immediately encountering a troll

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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #43 on: May 16, 2014, 07:41:25 pm »

78. Being a vampire NPC in adventure mode that lives in a hovel with a dozen fish dissectors who own silver boning knives
79. Being a vampire NPC in adventure mode, living in a house full of fish dissectors with silver boning knives, and not denying the accusation made by the first stranger wielding a weapon to come through the door.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #44 on: May 18, 2014, 10:39:34 pm »

80. Testing your luck with cliffs.

81. Trying to hug an Elephant.
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