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Author Topic: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)  (Read 31273 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #15 on: May 11, 2014, 07:20:47 pm »

22: well-conceived minecarts.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #16 on: May 11, 2014, 08:47:36 pm »

23.
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24. Arrows

25. Bolts

26."It is Winter": Just when you thought it was safe to be in the water.

27.Dingo attack

28. Attempted Exorcism/Regicide

29. Combat

30. Copper carving knives

31. Not having companions

32. Having companions

33. Sewer missions

34. Modding

35. Zombie Rhinoceros
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #17 on: May 11, 2014, 09:15:21 pm »

36. Giant sponges
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #18 on: May 11, 2014, 09:20:46 pm »

37. Rabbit in the eye.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2014, 10:24:50 pm »

38. Strangling someone to death/be strangled to death

39. Succumb to an incurable infection

40. Being beaten to death by a giant with interesting misc. objects (cow bone bracelet, dog bone ring, and my personal favorite: Cow leather thongs :P )

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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2014, 07:12:58 am »

41. Wrestling accident ("threw" a monitor lizard, which landed on top of my char, resulting in instant death)
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2014, 07:27:43 am »

42: Your hammer stuck in the vampire's brain, he takes this opportunity to rip your arms apart with his bear teeth.
43: I can totally cross this river, even if there is a waterfall right there!
44: Bandits somehow found you sleeping in a pit hundreds of miles away from civilization at midnight, and killed you for your socks.
45: The catacombs
46: Getting lost without food or water
47: A swarm of drakes
48: A dragon was right there, sunbathing on the beach. He bits you clean in half
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2014, 08:20:37 am »

49. Mummies. 'nuff said.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2014, 08:42:49 am »

50. Necromancers. See 49.

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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2014, 09:46:11 am »

51. Picking up the blue sword
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #25 on: May 12, 2014, 12:57:36 pm »

47: A swarm of drakes

I honestly didn't thought of that..  :o

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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #26 on: May 12, 2014, 04:03:36 pm »

52. Thousand-foot waterfalls
53. Hundreds of animals

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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #27 on: May 12, 2014, 04:32:37 pm »

54. Bandit crossbowman you didn't see

55. Bandit crossbowman who saw you first

56. Bandit crossbowman you saw first, just not his friend.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #28 on: May 12, 2014, 05:35:34 pm »

57. Using a bow.

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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #29 on: May 13, 2014, 10:44:47 am »

58. Feeding on a peasant when you didn't think your companions were watching.

59. "If you live, tell them it was the Murders of Honey!"

60. Letting your army of elite warriors cover you while you feed in the middle of a fight with bandits, only to discover your victim was actually a party member who dropped out in mid-fight.
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