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KingofstarrySkies

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Re: What has DF taught you?
« Reply #60 on: June 13, 2014, 09:10:52 pm »
Quote from: Tawarochir on June 13, 2014, 08:49:05 pm
I have learned that if you jump in a fire and let your fat burn off but not your muscles or allow yourself to bleed to death, you will look awesome and will also be undefeatable.

You'll also probably be crippled and need a crutch or something for the rest of your life, but that's a small price to pay for being one of those crazy skinless fantasy monsters.
Don't forget the Dwarven DayCare.
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Re: What has DF taught you?
« Reply #61 on: June 13, 2014, 09:23:28 pm »
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on June 13, 2014, 09:10:52 pm
Quote from: Tawarochir on June 13, 2014, 08:49:05 pm
I have learned that if you jump in a fire and let your fat burn off but not your muscles or allow yourself to bleed to death, you will look awesome and will also be undefeatable.

You'll also probably be crippled and need a crutch or something for the rest of your life, but that's a small price to pay for being one of those crazy skinless fantasy monsters.
Don't forget the Dwarven DayCare.
I imagine this happening. :P
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Re: What has DF taught you?
« Reply #62 on: June 14, 2014, 11:24:28 pm »
I learned that if you give a one-armed woman a crossbow, she can use it just as effectively as someone with two arms. While holding her child. Also that it probably isn't a good idea to have soldiers, with ranged weapons or otherwise, carry their children into battle.
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Re: What has DF taught you?
« Reply #63 on: June 15, 2014, 01:36:34 am »
I learned about braes.
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Re: What has DF taught you?
« Reply #64 on: June 15, 2014, 09:39:06 am »
And another thing! I learned about how freaking dangerous ticks are. Particularly ticks the size of grizzly bears.
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Re: What has DF taught you?
« Reply #65 on: June 15, 2014, 08:32:25 pm »
I learned that magma is not subject to changes in pressure.
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Re: What has DF taught you?
« Reply #66 on: June 17, 2014, 12:29:25 am »
I learned that elephants are bloodlusty daemons from the hell itself, and you should run and hide whenever you see one.

And thrips of course.
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Re: What has DF taught you?
« Reply #67 on: June 17, 2014, 08:04:54 pm »
Oh, also.

Elves aren't people. They think they are people, sort of like cats. And we all know what we do with cats.
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Re: What has DF taught you?
« Reply #68 on: June 18, 2014, 02:18:24 pm »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on June 17, 2014, 08:04:54 pm
Oh, also.

Elves aren't people. They think they are people, sort of like cats. And we all know what we do with cats.
Love them?
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Re: What has DF taught you?
« Reply #69 on: June 18, 2014, 06:24:44 pm »
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on June 18, 2014, 02:18:24 pm
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on June 17, 2014, 08:04:54 pm
Oh, also.

Elves aren't people. They think they are people, sort of like cats. And we all know what we do with cats.
Love them?

Only in a biscuit, King. Only in a biscuit.
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Re: What has DF taught you?
« Reply #70 on: June 18, 2014, 11:57:08 pm »
That spinning flying noses can break bones!
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Re: What has DF taught you?
« Reply #71 on: June 26, 2014, 04:38:20 am »
That children can be very aggravating.
And the proper method of hippy removal.
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Re: What has DF taught you?
« Reply #72 on: July 02, 2014, 12:47:17 am »
it unfortunately taught me what a crundle was, and the horror that ensues every time i read a battle report about one. "the flying silver bolt strikes the crundle's eye tearing the muscle"
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Re: What has DF taught you?
« Reply #73 on: July 02, 2014, 06:05:43 am »
i learnt that torture is never ok for any reason
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Re: What has DF taught you?
« Reply #74 on: July 02, 2014, 08:24:01 am »
Quote from: tuypo1 on July 02, 2014, 06:05:43 am
i learnt that torture is never ok for any reason

Patched that up for you.
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