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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #60 on: May 19, 2014, 12:29:01 am »

And now, magical items that would be amazingly useful IRL but useless in a dungeon crawl.
Ring of Easy Crossing: Turns all traffic lights in a 10 square meter radius green. Screws over traffic to no end.
Tiara of Vague Rememberance: When worn, strangers you meet vaguely recognize you as a distant friend.
Dagger of Oh Shit Moments: A knife that when you stab someone with it causes no physical damage. It instead induces an extremely deep and sudden anxiety. This would not be useful in most circumstances but would be fun to play with.

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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #61 on: May 19, 2014, 12:31:25 am »

Ring of Forgetfulness - When worn, you forget the locations of all your possessions.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #62 on: May 19, 2014, 12:32:28 am »

Ring of Forgetfulness - When worn, you forget the locations of all your possessions.
Does that include the ring?
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #63 on: May 19, 2014, 12:33:30 am »

Dagger of Oh Shit Moments: A knife that when you stab someone with it causes no physical damage. It instead induces an extremely deep and sudden anxiety. This would not be useful in most circumstances but would be fun to play with.
So a Fear spell in knife form?
I'd kill to have that in my campaign :P
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #64 on: May 19, 2014, 12:45:41 am »

Dagger of Oh Shit Moments: A knife that when you stab someone with it causes no physical damage. It instead induces an extremely deep and sudden anxiety. This would not be useful in most circumstances but would be fun to play with.
So a Fear spell in knife form?
I'd kill to have that in my campaign :P
Think less magical fear and more that sinking feeling you get when you just did something really stupid.

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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #65 on: May 19, 2014, 08:32:44 am »

Ring of Forgetfulness - When worn, you forget the locations of all your possessions.
Does that include the ring?
Of course!
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #66 on: May 19, 2014, 08:51:54 am »

ring of accuracy: never misses too bad it is the ring that always hits and not your weapon.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #67 on: May 19, 2014, 08:57:52 am »

ring of accuracy: never misses too bad it is the ring that always hits and not your weapon.
Fffff- Punch everything!

Ring of Health - Informs the wearer when someone they care about is ill. Activated when that person coughs blood onto it.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #68 on: May 19, 2014, 09:22:45 am »

Ring of Long-range Communication - When worn, anyone can send you a message from anywhere. Anyone. When it receives a message, the ring loudly proclaims, "You've got mail." Messages sent when ring not worn are lost.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #69 on: May 19, 2014, 09:35:34 am »

Ring of dust: When you put it on, it crumbles to dust and cannot be restored.
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« Reply #70 on: May 19, 2014, 09:18:15 pm »

Warhammer of Necromancy - Reanimates those killed by the warhammer into hostile zombies.
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« Reply #71 on: May 20, 2014, 07:18:02 am »

Give that to an enemy.

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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #72 on: May 20, 2014, 08:13:42 am »

Ring of Communism: Ring causes characters to share their possessions equally with all friends in half a mile. User thus needs several times the food to survive.

Hat of Darkness: Hat causes wearer to create evil, sadistic solutions to all problems. They also become obsessed with logic and incredibly skinny. Created by legendary mathesorceretician Rand al'Munroe.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #73 on: May 20, 2014, 08:36:36 am »

Nice Boat: A phantom boat engraved with the letters 'N', 'I', 'C', 'E' on both sides that appears if a single entity is currently caught in a murderous love triangle. Does not appear on land, and only appears when excessive murderous intent is permeating the surroundings. This particular object is intangible and cannot be boarded.

Ring of Intangibility: Intangible to sight, senses, spirit and physical contact.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #74 on: May 20, 2014, 09:00:19 am »

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Hat of Darkness: Hat causes wearer to create evil, sadistic solutions to all problems.
That would actually be pretty useful in real life.
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