Turn 3 (8:10)Get interview clothes on. Slick back hair. Head downstairs and go grab some coffee.
[3] You wear a t-shirt saying "I Shot The Sheriff" with a photoshop of Bob Marley behind bars, and a pair of jeans. Yep, this is the right amount of non-effort. [1] You somehow manage to make your hair look even worse then usual. You go downstairs and grab a cup of coffee to quickly drink. You do so.
Quickly, drink coffee, make jelly toast!
You quickly down the coffee [4] and don't get anything for it apart from a slight burning sensation in your throat. Expert motor skills. You start making some jam sandwiches very quickly. [5] Expertly made! The inventor of the sandwich himself couldn't do it any better. [4] It tastes as good as you pictured it. Soon it disappears into your stomach.
brush teeth again. fix hair. put on presentable clothes
[4] [2] You manage to get your teeth in a presentable state, but your hair seems to be beyond help. You go to your bedroom and get some clothes on. [6] Yep, this is the perfect get-up. Business casual, nice shirt and jacket, you look like a right professional... Wait. Oh God, there's a
massive green stain on the jacket's shoulder. And it soaked through to the shirt. That ruined the effect completely.
Grab my wallet, relieve myself with the downstairs toilet, then grab three pieces of bread and quickly eat while checking on whatever vehicle I have.
You take your wallet after relieving yourself in the toilet. Counting the €60 you spent on the dinner jacket and such, [15] the fiver you spent on getting that bag of chips, that leaves you with €15 in cash. Not bad. As you chomp on the bread you took that will make the loaf completely unbalanced forever, you look over your vehicles. There are none. There's a few options you can take. You could walk to the interview, which would take about 55 minutes (11 turns). It would be the easiest, but you would feel extremely tired and probably very sweaty. You could take the Luas (Dublin's tram service) which would get you there in 20 minutes (4 turns) but would cost you about €8.20 which wouldn't be great for your wallet. You could always steal a bike which would make it in 20 minutes (4 turns) or even a car which would make it in ten (2 turns) but would probably get you in trouble with the guards or at least the owner.
Head for the (unoccupied) bathroom and get washed and brushed.
You head into the now cleared out upstairs bathroom and start cleaning up. [6] [5] You brush your teeth so much they shine, but you accidentally get some soap in your eyes while you're cleaning up. OH GOD AGH! [1] You end up slipping on the wet floor and landing sharply on your back. Bloody hell! You're lucky you didn't break something there.
Make a cup of coffee and drink it
You make yourself a cup of coffee and drink it.
[6] It's good, if a little too hot for your tastes.
... What? It's a cup of coffee. What do you want, an essay on it?
House Layout
Gatleos
Luck: Worrying.
Inventory:
Pay-As-You-Go Phone (30 Minutes Left)
Bedclothes
Known Spells: Elemental Summoning
Location: Upstairs Toilet
Norton Mackdaddy
Luck: Good.
Inventory:
Pay-As-You-Go Phone (30 Minutes Left)
T-shirt and Jeans
Known Spells: Alter Time
Location: Kitchen
Nathan
Luck: Good.
Inventory:
Pay-As-You-Go Phone (30 Minutes Left)
Tuxedo
Cheap Cologne
Spell: Read Mind
Location: Downstairs Toilet
Derm der dermy Derm
Luck: Good.
Inventory:
Pay-As-You-Go Phone (30 Minutes Left)
Bedclothes
Toothbrush
Spell: Summon Entity
Status Effects: Injured (-1 to agility tasks)
Location: Kitchen
Herman Kropp
Luck: Good.
Inventory:
Pay-As-You-Go Phone (30 Minutes Left)
Stained Business Casual Wear
Toothbrush
Spell: Summon Entity
Location: Bedroom C
Helen Gorbachev
Luck: Good.
Inventory:
Pay-As-You-Go Phone (30 Minutes Left)
Bedclothes
Spell: Read Mind
Location: Kitchen
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