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Magic has shown its face around these parts. How do you feel about it?

It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!
- 7 (25.9%)
Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.
- 11 (40.7%)
Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.
- 7 (25.9%)
Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.
- 2 (7.4%)
Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 23


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Author Topic: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability  (Read 47734 times)

poketwo

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #240 on: May 31, 2014, 06:01:55 am »

THREATEN THE OTHER SARRAK WITH COLLAPSING THE CEILING, UNLESS HE GIVES ME ALL THE INTRUCTIONS OF HOW TO USE HIS PORTAL, INCLUDING IT'S LOCATION
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #241 on: May 31, 2014, 06:22:12 am »

Fine, if only because I don't have enough energy to argue about it.
You wake up in your bed, luckily your soul has not yet been eaten.

Get a girl-friend for mirror me.
[4]

Everyone laughs at you for believing your mirror image to be a person, and refuses to come with you.

Restrain the agent better this time.  Then, pick up the phone.

"Hello?"
[7]

After a few tries of almost getting the knot right you give up and answer the phone. "Hey, are you coming to work any time soon? I can't cover for you forever."

There can be only one now. Roundhouse kick!
You jump on the desk and try to kick him, just for him to shoot you in the foot. "Hah, you should have brought a gun. Wait, excuse me?"

THREATEN THE OTHER SARRAK WITH COLLAPSING THE CEILING, UNLESS HE GIVES ME ALL THE INTRUCTIONS OF HOW TO USE HIS PORTAL, INCLUDING IT'S LOCATION
[6]

"Collapse my ceiling? Who are you, anyway? No, I'm not going to give my device to you."

have wacky dreams
You skip joyfully from giant mushroom to mushroom, punching out passing birds, smaller mushrooms and turtles.

Ask the demon why it's even killing humans.
"To eat their tasty little souls, of course! Thank you again for unleashing me, you will be the last."

Take down boss demon with a giant pie.

((I was going to make a comment about how this game's title is the complete opposite of what is going on, but I do run WAOA, which makes little to no sense whatsoever.))
((It's possible to be reasonable in an unreasonable situation. Throwing a pie is completely reasonable as you know it will do good if it hits.))

[5]

A baker quickly makes you a large pie to throw. You throw it, and...hit his shin. He quickly wipes it off his burnt flesh-analogue and turns his gaze to you.

Go to the NPC and report the finished quest.
You didn't even exorcise them, you just drove them into other rooms. Do your job properly.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #242 on: May 31, 2014, 06:25:07 am »

Shoot the ghosts with my special Excorcism Sniper Rifle.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #243 on: May 31, 2014, 06:47:38 am »

"Well, I broke my leg.  Any chance you could pick me up?  And have an extra wheelchair?  Science is important, but I'm in a lot of pain..."

« Last Edit: May 31, 2014, 07:04:14 am by Nunzillor »
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #244 on: May 31, 2014, 06:56:24 am »

Sour my soul and make it completely unedible.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #245 on: May 31, 2014, 07:07:47 am »

LINE PIECE, TARGET: ROOF OF BUILDING WHERE SARRAK IS
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #246 on: May 31, 2014, 07:10:44 am »

The diversion worked!

UNLEASH OPERATION PIE STORM!
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #247 on: May 31, 2014, 08:06:22 am »

Respawn.

Beat up the nearest human with cake.

If demons are weak to pie, that means humans are weak to cake, right?!
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #248 on: May 31, 2014, 08:17:52 am »

Who needs gun then one is, essentially, a cyborg?
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Lyeos

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #249 on: May 31, 2014, 09:03:31 am »

Begin the process of becoming a lich.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #250 on: May 31, 2014, 10:33:55 am »

"What happens when there aren't any more tasty human souls to eat?"
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #251 on: May 31, 2014, 01:13:22 pm »

Shoot the ghosts with my special Excorcism Sniper Rifle.
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BLAM! one down, 4 dozen to go. Oh, did you want more than one bullet?

"Well, I broke my leg.  Any chance you could pick me up?  And have an extra wheelchair?  Science is important, but I'm in a lot of pain..."
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"Sure, I'll send help to you right away. Why didn't you say so the first time?" You hear sirens in the distance, not a minute later a medic comes to your door which you forgot to close, picks you up, applies first aid and starts driving you to the lab.

Sour my soul and make it completely unedible.
[7]

"Bleh, anise. Oh well, it's an acquired taste."  They slow down, but keep eating your soul.

Who needs gun then one is, essentially, a cyborg?
[9]

You don't have any weapons, implanted or otherwise. However...

LINE PIECE, TARGET: ROOF OF BUILDING WHERE SARRAK IS
[13]

The roof collapses right on top of Evil Sarrak, crushing him.

The diversion worked!

UNLEASH OPERATION PIE STORM!
[1]

You start humming "The flight of the Valkyries". Hm, in retrospect, maybe you should have told someone else about your plan, such as the helicopter pilots? No helicopter fleet arrives despite your valiant humming. The demon grabs you and lifts you off the ground.

Respawn.

Beat up the nearest human with cake.

If demons are weak to pie, that means humans are weak to cake, right?!
[3]

You can't test your theory as you have no cake.

Begin the process of becoming a lich.
To become a lich, you need some ichor of a demon, some ambrosia, a feather of a phoenix and the heart of a giant sandworm. Oh, and you need a suitable phylactery, AND the skills to perform the ritual, including the proper invocation in a forgotten language. Good luck being reasonable about getting those.

"What happens when there aren't any more tasty human souls to eat?"
"Then we eat the tasty animal souls, of course! Now let me deal with this little bugger right here..."
« Last Edit: May 31, 2014, 11:09:47 pm by IcyTea31 »
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #252 on: May 31, 2014, 01:15:02 pm »

Get on a flight to Phoenix, Arizona.
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« Reply #253 on: May 31, 2014, 02:22:35 pm »

Eat demons souls.
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« Reply #254 on: May 31, 2014, 02:24:49 pm »

Excorcise those damn ghosts.
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