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Magic has shown its face around these parts. How do you feel about it?

It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!
- 7 (25.9%)
Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.
- 11 (40.7%)
Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.
- 7 (25.9%)
Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.
- 2 (7.4%)
Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 23


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Author Topic: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability  (Read 40288 times)

poketwo

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #255 on: May 31, 2014, 03:03:15 pm »

GO TO INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTAL
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Nunzillor

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #256 on: May 31, 2014, 03:18:42 pm »

"Thanks.  By the way, if you ever go to a semi-secret government trade show, stay FAR away from the cookies.  Had to learn that the hard way."

Relax and give good advice on the way to the lab.
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Sarrak

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #257 on: May 31, 2014, 05:20:31 pm »

Destroy a portal while I still can!
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

squidgen

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #258 on: May 31, 2014, 06:19:04 pm »

Calibrate sights, then murderize demons.
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Worldmaster27

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #259 on: May 31, 2014, 06:40:44 pm »

Raid a bakery to get some cake.
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IcyTea31

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #260 on: May 31, 2014, 11:25:18 pm »

Get on a flight to Phoenix, Arizona.
[14]

It's not cheap, but you get there.

Eat demons souls.
They don't have any souls for you to even try to eat.

Excorcise those damn ghosts.
[19]

You call a bunch of evil spirits to drive the ghosts away. They do so, and settle in. ARGH, why is this so hard?

GO TO INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTAL
You don't know where the device is, as you killed Evil Sarrak before he could tell you that.

Destroy a portal while I still can!
See above.

"Thanks.  By the way, if you ever go to a semi-secret government trade show, stay FAR away from the cookies.  Had to learn that the hard way."

Relax and give good advice on the way to the lab.
[1]

"COOKIES?! Where?" The driver gets distracted and crashes the van into a tree. He falls unconscious, you are no worse for the wear as you were tightly strapped onto the table.

Calibrate sights, then murderize demons.
[5]

You open a conveniently placed ballistics handbook.

" , when  "

Eh, what? You need a calculator.

Raid a bakery to get some cake.
[19]

You run into a bakery, grab a cake, and run. The baker starts chasing you with a rolling pin and a bunch of hired thugs.
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Raise the white flag and don't give up.

Lyeos

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #261 on: May 31, 2014, 11:29:03 pm »

Search for a feather.
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Take a closer look at this text!

CaptainMcClellan

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #262 on: May 31, 2014, 11:37:36 pm »

Wake and realize I over-slept for work. Get showered and dressed and dash off as fast as is reasonable to catch a cab.

Nunzillor

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #263 on: May 31, 2014, 11:40:23 pm »

I fu#%ing hate cookies.

Look around the back of the ambulance.  Is there a wheelchair nearby?
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blazing glory

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #264 on: June 01, 2014, 01:20:54 am »

Eat demons brains then.

Scratch that eat their whole heads.
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Sarrak

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #265 on: June 01, 2014, 03:00:07 am »

Search my twin earthly posessions. He must have something of note here!
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

poketwo

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #266 on: June 01, 2014, 07:23:18 am »

FIND THE PORTAL
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IcyTea31

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #267 on: June 01, 2014, 07:48:25 am »

Search for a feather.
[20]

An actual fiery phoenix swoops over your head, lighting your hair on fire.

Wake and realize I over-slept for work. Get showered and dressed and dash off as fast as is reasonable to catch a cab.
[20]

You take the red pill and "wake up". Your work doesn't really matter any more, as it always was just an illusion.

I fu#%ing hate cookies.

Look around the back of the ambulance.  Is there a wheelchair nearby?
[11]

You unstrap yourself from the table and sit up. A wheelchair is conveniently within your reach, and you get on it and out of the van. You're on a road in the middle of a forest, about 10 km away from the lab.

Eat demons brains then.

Scratch that eat their whole heads.
[8]

You go mouth-frothingly crazy again and bite the head off a demon. One of the others punches you hard, breaking your jaw. They keep eating your soul.

Search my twin earthly posessions. He must have something of note here!
[12]

You find a TV-remote-like device with a single button on it, with the label "Go". Underwhelming.

FIND THE PORTAL
Looks like Sarrak has found it.

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Worldmaster27

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #268 on: June 01, 2014, 07:50:48 am »

Now would be a good time to test my theory. Defeat my unworthy opponents with the power of cake!
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blazing glory

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #269 on: June 01, 2014, 07:59:34 am »

Learn soul combat and devastate them!
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