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klefenz

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Re: What's your mandate?
« Reply #30 on: May 27, 2014, 04:47:21 pm »
Nethercap beds. Lots of them, and order to install them in every bedroom except mine.
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Re: What's your mandate?
« Reply #31 on: May 29, 2014, 05:56:49 am »
An breeding pair of Roc's
Bringing me things that I love is surely more important than the fortress survival
are still reading this because I punish you for violation of production order if you do not start right away.
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Re: What's your mandate?
« Reply #32 on: May 29, 2014, 08:29:44 am »
I shall mandate a cage... with a web-spitting clown trapped in it.
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Re: What's your mandate?
« Reply #33 on: May 29, 2014, 12:19:21 pm »
Gold Furniture, Tables, statues, floors, bins, ect. i want it in gold! I mandate it!
also i forbid the export of gold, silver, platinum, or any mixer of said metal. throw jewels in that two.
if we are not going to when then by the circus we will at least be something worth conquering.
(i just really like making my stuff out of these, it just feels dwarven to me.)
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Re: What's your mandate?
« Reply #34 on: May 30, 2014, 07:59:33 am »
All furniture throughout the the fort must be, or soon to be replaced by, masterpiece quality work. All inferior work shall be disposed of down the central shaft (please stay behind the yellow line during the disposal process).

There will also be no use of traps, with minimal exceptions to provide "entertainment" for the Fortress Population or the possible discovery of unique silk sources.

The military is already far to proficient at dismemberment for us to bother with cowardly traps! Even the Depths of the world are no match for our soldiers!
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Re: What's your mandate?
« Reply #35 on: May 30, 2014, 08:57:59 am »
Mandate all furnityre to be made out of microcline, cyan everything!!

If necessary, import more microcline.
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Re: What's your mandate?
« Reply #36 on: May 30, 2014, 10:36:43 am »
Henny has mandated the production of peachicks.
Henny has mandated the production of whip wine.
Henny has forbidden the export of green glass large serrated disks.

Quote from: klefenz on May 30, 2014, 08:57:59 am
Mandate all furnityre to be made out of microcline, cyan everything!!

If necessary, import more microcline.
^Also, this.
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Re: What's your mandate?
« Reply #37 on: May 30, 2014, 11:48:08 pm »
I mandate the creation of intelligent dwarves!
I have forbidden the export of intelligent dwarves!
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Re: What's your mandate?
« Reply #38 on: May 31, 2014, 12:31:55 am »
I mandate a thousand wild gremlins each in its own private artifact slade cage.
« Last Edit: May 31, 2014, 02:36:25 am by Melting Sky »
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Re: What's your mandate?
« Reply #39 on: June 19, 2014, 05:40:23 am »
Three socks made of Veloceraptor leather! Three!

No exports of socks! ALL THE SOCKS ARE MINE!
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Re: What's your mandate?
« Reply #40 on: June 19, 2014, 12:52:17 pm »
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Clear glass coffins. Don't ask why...
Makes it easy to do routine vampire inspections.
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Re: What's your mandate?
« Reply #41 on: June 19, 2014, 11:22:38 pm »
I want all the slade earrings that ever existed.
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Re: What's your mandate?
« Reply #42 on: June 20, 2014, 12:33:07 pm »
Urist McKlefenz has demanded the production of Elf Soap Bars.

Urist McKlefenz has prohibited the export of Elf Soap Bars.
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Re: What's your mandate?
« Reply #43 on: June 20, 2014, 12:51:57 pm »
Baffler McMayor, Mayor, mandates that all barrels be replaced with nether-cap.
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Re: What's your mandate?
« Reply #44 on: June 21, 2014, 09:48:53 pm »
Quote from: Baffler on June 20, 2014, 12:51:57 pm
Baffler McMayor, Mayor, mandates that all barrels be replaced with nether-cap.
Keeps food and booze chilled. Yum!

I always make huge buildings out of green glass, because I love it.
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