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KiBoy

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Re: What's your mandate?
« Reply #45 on: June 22, 2014, 12:21:00 am »

KiBoy McDuke has demanded the production of nether-cap barrels [10/10]

KiBoy McDuke has banned the export of nether-cap barrels.

KiBoy McDuke has demanded to fill said barrels with Black Energy Drink.
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Re: What's your mandate?
« Reply #46 on: June 22, 2014, 12:50:03 am »

Ban microline/orthoclase.
Make some statues.
And an Alexandrite Amulet, because why not?

(My first mayor had no likes, so never any mandates. Loved her, promoted her to baroness)
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Lemunde

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Re: What's your mandate?
« Reply #47 on: June 23, 2014, 10:12:32 am »

Lemunde demands lead bins and barrels!
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: What's your mandate?
« Reply #48 on: June 25, 2014, 01:35:05 am »

Duni Mcnoble Demands bismuth chairs, tables, beds, cabinets, windows, shortswords, and roasts. That's right, bismuth roasts. Warm up the hammerer, kiddies.
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Re: What's your mandate?
« Reply #49 on: June 25, 2014, 02:35:57 am »

Duni Mcnoble Demands bismuth chairs, tables, beds, cabinets, windows, shortswords, and roasts. That's right, bismuth roasts. Warm up the hammerer, kiddies.

In that case i mandate a candy hammer.

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Re: What's your mandate?
« Reply #50 on: June 25, 2014, 05:09:10 am »

Urist McThisperson mandates the construction of Steel Breastplates.

Because I like armor. =D
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Re: What's your mandate?
« Reply #51 on: June 25, 2014, 12:10:12 pm »

Duni Mcnoble Demands bismuth chairs, tables, beds, cabinets, windows, shortswords, and roasts. That's right, bismuth roasts. Warm up the hammerer, kiddies.

In that case i mandate a candy hammer.

Counterstroke: Klefenz is made Baron. Prepare for endless adamantine mandates.
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Re: What's your mandate?
« Reply #52 on: June 25, 2014, 01:49:29 pm »

Locustgate mandates a harem of elven women.
Locustgate mandates [wood] training weapons engraved with elves being killed.
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Re: What's your mandate?
« Reply #53 on: April 04, 2015, 05:05:31 pm »

Latias1290 mandates the necroing of certain topics for no reason.

Just like with all of the mandates, they happen for no reason.

(I re-contemplated necroing this topic many times over and decided that nobody would really gave a fuck about it if I did it, so I did it.)
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Re: What's your mandate?
« Reply #54 on: April 04, 2015, 08:20:49 pm »

Endless adamantine quivers and crossbows! And bolts. But only 3. EXACYTLY 3
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Re: What's your mandate?
« Reply #55 on: April 05, 2015, 03:28:41 am »

* Loud Whispers has mandated the construction of 20 skull totems and 5 adamantine socks.

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Re: What's your mandate?
« Reply #56 on: April 05, 2015, 05:02:35 pm »

You are now a noble in a fortress; what's the first item you want?

Dwarf_Fever mandates fresh pizza every day.

And if you dare to bring marinara casserole in a bowl of crust, which some people like to claim is "deep dish pizza", then the hammerer is paying you a visit.
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Re: What's your mandate?
« Reply #57 on: April 29, 2015, 01:03:12 pm »

Endlessblaze has mandated an addy short sword, with an  image of a winged dragon.

Endlessblaze has mandated an addy cape.

Endlessblaze has formed his own squad.
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Re: What's your mandate?
« Reply #58 on: April 29, 2015, 09:58:15 pm »

Carve cabochons out of gold, make windows out of them. We will have the swankiest greenhouse ever
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Re: What's your mandate?
« Reply #59 on: April 30, 2015, 03:52:54 am »

I mandate a million puppies and no dogs
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