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Don't think for a moment I won't sacrifice both rationality and sanity for a few moments of memorability.
The better advice would be not to get everyone to stop shooting, but to make sure everyone has bulletproof skin.
Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
So NAV killed your parents?
Sometimes, you've just got to say, "This poofy skirt is the price I pay for my people's freedom."
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WHAT SORCERY IS THIS
Whoa, guys. I'm so glad I chose a warthog.
See, DarkDXZ is actually a superhero who generates his own electricity.
Yup, it's turning into a webcomic/illustrated forum game.