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Should I end or reboot this game?

End it.
- 3 (27.3%)
Reboot it.
- 8 (72.7%)
Neither.
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 11

Voting closed: October 15, 2014, 03:56:42 pm


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taat

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Re: Roll to spend points
« Reply #1740 on: November 23, 2014, 04:08:29 am »

Turn self into an android, uninhibited by such small matters as food chain collapse. 3 points
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Beirus

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Re: Roll to spend points
« Reply #1741 on: November 24, 2014, 12:59:32 am »

Order every sapient mortal on, around, in, under, above, and near Earth to do a rain dance. Just because.
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Re: Roll to spend points - Reboot turn 17
« Reply #1742 on: November 24, 2014, 02:58:39 pm »

...Disturbingly successful.

Watch the unstoppable collapse of civilization. Oh, and bless neospartan pizza golems.
[5] You bless the pizza golems with great intellect and comprehensive knowledge of magic. Also a one-use planetary shield.
Teleport the golem incubation star into the solar system, creating a binary star system. +5, burning some divinity for (hopefully) added control.
Divinity burnt to demigod status to keep Earth intact. [5+5] You set the golem incubation star on a collision course with the sun. They will collide next turn, killing all life in the solar system that is not on Earth or Mars.
Teleport the rest of the pizza golems to Mars and integrate them into its society.  Load a pizza-corrupting bomb onto the warship and send it towards one of the attacking alien societies as a "peace offering."  Detonate it once they accept the warship.  2 points.
That is 2 actions, and as such invalid.
Damn it Sarrak. MY UNITED EARTH WILL NOT FALL!

That said, build many self-sufficient underground bunkers and gather most useful humans into those.
[2] You fail to gather the necessary stuff for that.
Turn self into an android, uninhibited by such small matters as food chain collapse. 3 points
[2+2] Done.
Order every sapient mortal on, around, in, under, above, and near Earth to do a rain dance. Just because.
[6] They are too distracted by dancing to do much of anything else.

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Request repairs or revival from Beirus. Also check how damaged I am after hitting that moon.
[4] You suffer comparably minor damage when you hit that moon.
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Go back to the spawning area.
[3] You find your way to a nearby town. Not the town by the spawning area.

Non-action events

[6] The aliens all start fleeing the solar system, causing damage to their planets.

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Re: Roll to spend points
« Reply #1743 on: November 24, 2014, 08:09:15 pm »

Fix ship avatar. +1
« Last Edit: November 25, 2014, 01:40:01 am by Beirus »
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Nunzillor

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Re: Roll to spend points
« Reply #1744 on: November 24, 2014, 09:34:00 pm »

Teleport all pizza golems to Mars.  1 point.
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Re: Roll to spend points
« Reply #1745 on: November 25, 2014, 12:28:35 am »

Gently nudge the star into a binary orbit with the Sun. +2, burning more divinity if necessary

If 3 points necessary, instead teleport as many golems as possible to Earth and/or Mars. +2
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Re: Roll to spend points
« Reply #1746 on: November 25, 2014, 01:02:45 am »

Go to broken mech factory and 'fix' the AI to be loyal with 1 point
« Last Edit: November 25, 2014, 01:04:31 am by taat »
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AoshimaMichio

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Re: Roll to spend points
« Reply #1747 on: November 25, 2014, 10:16:57 am »

Humans must stop dying! +3
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Sarrak

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Re: Roll to spend points
« Reply #1748 on: November 25, 2014, 10:28:40 am »

Humans must stop dying! +3
Via necromancy, of course. +1
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

ShadowDragon

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Re: Roll to spend points
« Reply #1749 on: November 26, 2014, 10:31:27 pm »

Fix ship avatar. +1
[3+1] Done.
Teleport all pizza golems to Mars.  1 point.
[2+1] You move half of the golems that aren't on Mars there.
Gently nudge the star into a binary orbit with the Sun. +2, burning more divinity if necessary

If 3 points necessary, instead teleport as many golems as possible to Earth and/or Mars. +2
[3+2] You teleport the stars into a stable orbit.
Go to broken mech factory and 'fix' the AI to be loyal with 1 point
[6] You make it incapable of thinking that your orders are not perfect.
Humans must stop dying! +3
Humans must stop dying! +3
Via necromancy, of course. +1
[6+3+1+1] You wipe out humanity to prevent them from dying in the future.
Lielac, Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER, poketwo, bigjaredmonkey, LordSlowpoke, AoshimaMichio, Coolrune206, and TalonisWolf: respawn?

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Leave the moon.
[6] You leave, going away from Earth.
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Break the rest of ourselves out of jail.
[2] The security seems to be automated, and you can't see a way past it.

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[6] The aliens turn around, and a lot of them can't get back to there worlds.

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Re: Roll to spend points
« Reply #1750 on: November 27, 2014, 01:06:56 am »

(I have a feeling humanity isn't going to sray dead)
Proceed to fix the power supplies with 1 point
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Re: Roll to spend points
« Reply #1751 on: November 27, 2014, 05:23:58 am »

Don't die, instead turn into an tank that can shoot napalm.as usual, 3 points for action and 2 for luck.
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Re: Roll to spend points
« Reply #1752 on: November 27, 2014, 09:46:55 am »

United Earth will raise from ashes of old World.
Respawn.
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poketwo

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Re: Roll to spend points
« Reply #1753 on: November 27, 2014, 10:18:47 am »

RESPAWN
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Nunzillor

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Re: Roll to spend points
« Reply #1754 on: November 27, 2014, 12:14:29 pm »

Turn human remains into pizza golems.  2 points.
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