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End it.

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Reboot it.

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Neither.

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Total Members Voted: 11

Voting closed: October 15, 2014, 03:56:42 pm

[Beirus]

Wait, I got it.

Make reality better.

[Sarrak]

Wait, I got it.

Make reality better.

Yeah!

[ShadowDragon]

NOW RESTORE MYSELF TO MY PREVIOUS POWER!!! REQUIRED POINTS+2

The curse still has not been lifted.

Capitalise on the ongoing shifting in reality and get the hell outta the mcdonalds.

[5] You fall into a portal, and land on some planet.

BEGIN SELLING MCAIR TO CUSTOMERS

[2] You don't have any McAir.

Wait, I got it.

Make reality better.

Wait, I got it.

Make reality better.

Yeah!

[4+1] You reinforce reality and create some eldritch horrors for repairs.

Spoiler: Point totals (click to show/hide)

Beirus: 19
Sarrak: 29
Lielac: 27
Elephant Parade: 30
Paphi: 5
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 23
poketwo: 10
bigjaredmonkey: 30
LordSlowpoke: 33
taat: 12
AoshimaMichio: 13
Coolrune206: 25
TalonisWolf: 29
Nunzillor: 17

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

Beirus
  Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
  Omniscient.
  Has 1 counterfeit point, which is part of TalonisWolf.
Sarrak
  Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
  Omniscient.
Lielac
  Dead.
Paphi
  Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
  Can teleport almost anything.
  Always had only one arm.
  Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
  Outside of reality.
  Has 1 counterfeit point, which is part of TalonisWolf.
  Before turn 22.
  Insane.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
  Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
  Is space wizard in space.
  Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
  Alive.
  On a habitable planet.
AoshimaMichio
  Superior.
  Has fast food place.
Coolrune206
  Dead.
TalonisWolf
  Is 3 counterfeit points.
  Has 1 counterfeit point, which is part of him.
Nunzillor
  Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
  Has the highest killcount.
  Dead.
  Banned from the first McDonalds.

Spoiler: World state (click to show/hide)

Whole of reality
  Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
  Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
  All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
  Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
  Is reinforced.
  Laws
    Pizza has magical properties.
    All players are unable to gain abilities or spend points after Beirus's action on turn 22.
    All players are cursed to work as a cashier at reality's first McDonalds with no chance of promotion.
Earth
  Mostly covered in a minefield.
  Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
  Humanity dead.
  About a billion independent pizza golems.
  Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
  Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
  Has interfragment portal network.
  Frozen in time.
Country near spawning area
  Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
  A field, with a nearby town and crater.
  Clear of mines.
  125 pizza golems.
Town
  Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
  Large city.
  Under the rule of Paphi.
First McDonalds
  Has a bunch of human burgers.
  Air draining away.

Spoiler: NPC states (click to show/hide)

Small robot
  Created by taat.
  Wants to kill things.
  Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
  Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
  Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
  Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
  Created by Beirus.
  Is huge.
  Has own mind.
  Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
  Completely loyal to Beirus.
  Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
  Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
  Dead.
Huge army of robots
  Free-willed.
  Sapient.
  Fairly well armed.
  Have quite a few medics.
  All have some knowledge of maintenance.
  A few of them are in prisons.
  Dead.
Mech factory
  AI-controlled.
  Does not care for morality.
  Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
  Fully automated.
  Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
  Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
  Dead.
Repair horrors
  Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
  Can survive almost any damage to reality.

[Sarrak]

I feel a strong sense of deja vu... Did we create just those who would help us gain power in the future?

Give eldritch horrors sapience and/or free will.

[Beirus]

I feel a strong sense of deja vu... Did we create just those who would help us gain power in the future?

Give eldritch horrors sapience and/or free will.

Sapience, but not free will. Then they won't help with repairs. Replace free will with a feeling of satisfaction from doing their job.

Never mind. Something came up.

Pass TalonisWolf off to somebody else. Like using him to pay for food at the McDonald's competitor place.

[poketwo]

BUT I DO NOT WORK FOR MCDONALDS

[taat]

Time to start my new life by.. punching treesObtaining wood!!

[Paphi]

Lift the curse for myself. +X if necessary. If successful, rejoin normal time.

[AoshimaMichio]

Design and launch new marketing strategy to attract McDonalds customers to my place instead.

What happened to my action? Do it retroactively.

As for this turn add new superior fast food product into our menu.

[Nunzillor]

As a subatomic chaotic pizza wizard, begin creating and selling magic-granting pizza to players.  The cost is 3 points for any interested buyers.  +3 points for this action using arcane pizza magics.

[TalonisWolf]

Cast curses upon all three players including self, observe effects if I'm not destroyed or incapacitated.

[ShadowDragon]

I feel a strong sense of deja vu... Did we create just those who would help us gain power in the future?

Give eldritch horrors sapience and/or free will.

[5] Done.

I feel a strong sense of deja vu... Did we create just those who would help us gain power in the future?

Give eldritch horrors sapience and/or free will.

Sapience, but not free will. Then they won't help with repairs. Replace free will with a feeling of satisfaction from doing their job.

Never mind. Something came up.

Pass TalonisWolf off to somebody else. Like using him to pay for food at the McDonald's competitor place.

[1] You make TalonisWolf somewhat harder to remove from you.

BUT I DO NOT WORK FOR MCDONALDS

That doesn't lift the rest of the curse.

Time to start my new life by.. punching treesObtaining wood!!

[4] You get quite a bit of wood.

Lift the curse for myself. +X if necessary. If successful, rejoin normal time.

5 points charged. [5] Done. You go back to the present.

Design and launch new marketing strategy to attract McDonalds customers to my place instead.

What happened to my action? Do it retroactively.

As for this turn add new superior fast food product into our menu.

Missed your action. [5] You get a lot of customers.
[2] You don't get any new ideas for food.

As a subatomic chaotic pizza wizard, begin creating and selling magic-granting pizza to players.  The cost is 3 points for any interested buyers.  +3 points for this action using arcane pizza magics.

Players can't give away points.

Cast curses upon all three players including self, observe effects if I'm not destroyed or incapacitated.

[1] You are bound in a jar, then your mind is deleted. Respawn?

Spoiler: Point totals (click to show/hide)

Beirus: 20
Sarrak: 30
Lielac: 28
Elephant Parade: 31
Paphi: 1
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 24
poketwo: 11
bigjaredmonkey: 31
LordSlowpoke: 34
taat: 13
AoshimaMichio: 14
Coolrune206: 26
TalonisWolf: 30
Nunzillor: 18

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

Beirus
  Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
  Omniscient.
Sarrak
  Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
  Omniscient.
Lielac
  Dead.
Paphi
  Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
  Can teleport almost anything.
  Always had only one arm.
  Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
  Outside of reality.
  Insane.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
  Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
  Is space wizard in space.
  Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
  Alive.
  On a habitable planet.
  Has a lot of wood.
AoshimaMichio
  Superior.
  Has popular fast food place.
Coolrune206
  Dead.
TalonisWolf
  Dead.
Nunzillor
  Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
  Has the highest killcount.
  Dead.
  Banned from the first McDonalds.

Spoiler: World state (click to show/hide)

Whole of reality
  Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
  Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
  All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
  Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
  Is reinforced.
  Laws
    Pizza has magical properties.
    All players except Paphi are unable to gain abilities or spend points after Beirus's action on turn 22.
    All players are cursed to work as a cashier at reality's first McDonalds with no chance of promotion.
Earth
  Mostly covered in a minefield.
  Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
  Humanity dead.
  About a billion independent pizza golems.
  Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
  Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
  Has interfragment portal network.
  Frozen in time.
Country near spawning area
  Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
  A field, with a nearby town and crater.
  Clear of mines.
  125 pizza golems.
Town
  Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
  Large city.
  Under the rule of Paphi.
First McDonalds
  Has a bunch of human burgers.
  Air draining away.

Spoiler: NPC states (click to show/hide)

Small robot
  Created by taat.
  Wants to kill things.
  Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
  Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
  Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
  Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
  Created by Beirus.
  Is huge.
  Has own mind.
  Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
  Completely loyal to Beirus.
  Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
  Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
  Dead.
Huge army of robots
  Free-willed.
  Sapient.
  Fairly well armed.
  Have quite a few medics.
  All have some knowledge of maintenance.
  A few of them are in prisons.
  Dead.
Mech factory
  AI-controlled.
  Does not care for morality.
  Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
  Fully automated.
  Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
  Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
  Dead.
Repair horrors
  Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
  Can survive almost any damage to reality.
  Have free will.

[poketwo]

DESTROY THE CURSE

[AoshimaMichio]

Time to expand my business.
Open new fast food places.

[taat]

Waitwaitwait, you can spend points to lift the curse of not being able to spend points?
Do so (5pts)

See my next post