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End it.

3 (27.3%)

Reboot it.

8 (72.7%)

Neither.

0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 11

Voting closed: October 15, 2014, 03:56:42 pm

[Paphi]

Magic? Okay. Create magic? I can't remember seeing any. Not that mortals can use, at least.

Oh, hey! Give all mortals in all realities across all timelines access to all magic! +7

[ShadowDragon]

Magic? Okay. Create magic? I can't remember seeing any. Not that mortals can use, at least.

Oh, hey! Give all mortals in all realities across all timelines access to all magic!

You cannot do that without points.

[Beirus]

Magic? Okay. Create magic? I can't remember seeing any. Not that mortals can use, at least.

Oh, hey! Give all mortals in all realities across all timelines access to all magic!

You cannot do that without points.

Also, didn't I do this earlier?

[High tyrol]

Ask angel how I might aquire blessed artillery also inquire as to how sentient mortals may be protected from mind control and finally ask whether the angel knows what a player is

[ShadowDragon]

YES, BUT MAKE THOSE A FUNDAMENTAL THING THAT WILL HAPPEN NO MATTER HOW MUCH THE TIME-STREAM IS ALTERED. REQUIRED POINTS

5 points charged. [5] Done.

Make FTL travel for my empire +1

[1+1] You fail.

Form fast food places on every city on me and hire people to work on them.

[5] You do that, with every settlement on you, and all of them are profitable.

Encourage golems to study me. I may learn something, too... +2 points

[5+2] They find out how to kill you. Fortunately, killing you is far beyond their present abilities.

Magic? Okay. Create magic? I can't remember seeing any. Not that mortals can use, at least.

Oh, hey! Give all mortals in all realities across all timelines access to all magic! +7

[4+2] You give everyone access to all magic, including the needed knowledge to use it.

Grant golems long-range telepathy.  +2 points.

[4+2] You grant them the ability to detect and communicate with anything with a mind within about a million lightyears.

Magic? Okay. Create magic? I can't remember seeing any. Not that mortals can use, at least.

Oh, hey! Give all mortals in all realities across all timelines access to all magic!

You cannot do that without points.

Also, didn't I do this earlier?

I don't think you did. Could be wrong.

Ask angel how I might aquire blessed artillery also inquire as to how sentient mortals may be protected from mind control and finally ask whether the angel knows what a player is

"Artillery tends to be in the possession of military forces, and a priest can bless it. Mind control can be mostly blocked by magic, which is not in short supply right now. Yes, I know what a player is."

Go and look at life-bearing planet 2.

[2] You miss it several times.

Notice what the pizza golems are up to.

[6] You notice, and immediately get noticed in turn.

See what awaits me if I stay here.

[1] You see a rock with eyes and a zeppelin.

Set up some stealth magic to keep the repair horrors from seeing what we are up to.

[6] You block all data from leaving your galaxy by conventional means.

Spoiler: Point totals (click to show/hide)

Beirus: 31
Sarrak: 35
Lielac: 44
Elephant Parade: 47
Paphi: 5
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 40
poketwo: 9
bigjaredmonkey: 47
LordSlowpoke: 50
taat: 16
AoshimaMichio: 15
Coolrune206: 39
TalonisWolf: 45
Nunzillor: 17
Generally me: 1
High tyrol: 6

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

Beirus
  Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
  Omniscient.
  Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Sarrak
  Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
  Omniscient.
  Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Lielac
  Dead.
Paphi
  Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
  Can teleport almost anything.
  Always had only one arm.
  Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
  Very outside of reality.
  Insane.
  Understands many variants of geometry.
  Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
  Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
  Is space wizard in space.
  Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
  Alive.
  On a planet-sized spaceship in a damaged solar system.
  Has a lot of wood.
  Has tools.
  Has nice house.
  Has worker bots.
  Has dropships.
AoshimaMichio
  Superior.
  Is a continent.
  Has popular fast food places everywhere on him.
  Has spaceships heading to nearby stars to make fast food places.
  Has no competitors.
  Has soldiers protecting his fast food places.
  Owns all major food producers.
  Owns all arms manufacturers.
  Owns everything within 100 kilometers of his first fast food place.
  Owns the concept of government.
Coolrune206
TalonisWolf
  Is the word "respawning".
Nunzillor
  Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
  Has the highest killcount.
  Dead.
  Banned from the first McDonalds.
  In old reality, before it was absorbed.
  Has timeline-altering time machine.
Generally me
  Demigod of beards.
  Can control all life with hair.
  Rules the galahairy empire, which includes all life with hair.
  Galahairy empire has control over several galaxies.
  Is having trouble getting orders to all of the galahairy empire.
High tyrol
  Knows how to summon angels.

Spoiler: World state (click to show/hide)

Whole of reality
  Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
  Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
  All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
  Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
  Reinforced.
  Laws
    Pizza has magical properties.
    Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
    Curses are extremely difficult.
    Creativity does not exist.
    poketwo gains vast amounts of power pre-reboot.
    Everyone has access to all magic, and knows how to use said access.
  Past events that need to be done
    Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
    Causing curses to be very difficult.
    Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
Earth
  Mostly covered in a minefield.
  Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
  Humanity dead.
  Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
  Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
  Space criminals have control over small area.
  Space criminals are resistant to gaining actions.
  Has interfragment portal network.
  Has wormholes to lots of distant places.
Country near spawning area
  Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
  A field, with a nearby town and crater.
  Clear of mines.
  125 pizza golems.
Town
  Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
  Large city.
  Under the rule of Paphi.
taat's solar system
  Damaged.
  Has automated mine and interplanetary mass driver-equipped factory on a planet.
The pizza golem's galaxy
  Has force field that blocks portals and damage to reality.
  Data cannot leave via conventional means.

Spoiler: NPC states (click to show/hide)

Beirus's ship-avatar
  Created by Beirus.
  Has own mind.
  Completely loyal to Beirus.
  Is fairly large.
  Has sufficient firepower to take out a small planet.
  Can survive it's own firepower.
  Has internal factory.
  Can teleport self.
  Notices anything without very good stealth near it.
  Immune to non-point-based reality warping.
  In interstellar space.
  Knows of 3 planets with life.
  Under orders to investigate one of the planets with life it discovered.
Repair horrors
  Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
  Can survive almost any damage to reality.
  Have free will.
  Think art should not be made.
  Cannot make useful minds.
  Have observation posts scattered across reality.
Demonic suit
  Possessed by a demon.
  Can summon demons.
  Knows how to make portals.
  Has imp who knows how to make a portal.
Pizza golem empire
  About a zillion independent pizza golems.
  Rule a galaxy.
  Are very hostile to other life.
  Are able to go faster than light without portals, but rather slowly unless they use a spell that rips space if used in a place that is not well protected against damage to reality.
  Can invent anything they need if it is possible to build with the stuff they have.
  Can detect and communicate with anything with a mind within about a million lightyears.
  Have a lot of hubris.
  Know how to kill Sarrak or Beirus, but can't do that with current resources.

[High tyrol]

Organize a universe-wide inquisition against demons (make a new npc groop with its own actions)

[Nunzillor]

Discreetly ask the pizza golems to disclose what they learned about Sarrak.  For educational purposes only, of course.  1 point.

[Sarrak]

Discreetly ask the pizza golems to disclose what they learned about Sarrak.  For educational purposes only, of course.  1 point.

Help & share knowledge. With an added bit of insanity, of course.

[poketwo]

TIME TRAVEL TO A RANDOM PRE-REBOOT TURN

[ShadowDragon]

Organize a universe-wide inquisition against demons (make a new npc groop with its own actions)

[5] Done. They're quite skilled.

Discreetly ask the pizza golems to disclose what they learned about Sarrak.  For educational purposes only, of course.  1 point.

Discreetly ask the pizza golems to disclose what they learned about Sarrak.  For educational purposes only, of course.  1 point.

Help & share knowledge. With an added bit of insanity, of course.

[4+1+1] Nunzillor learns how to kill Sarrak without points. The method of killing Sarrak is a vast array of precisely made rifts in reality collapsing over 3 turns. This will cause almost everyone else to die and also probably end the game due to destroying everything of note. The method will also work on Beirus.

TIME TRAVEL TO A RANDOM PRE-REBOOT TURN

[5] [85] You arrive at turn 85, which is over here.

Keep trying to get a look at life-bearing planet 2.

[4] It seems to have no civilizations, but does have some life that would be useful for a space-faring civilization.

Send a lot of plasma into the pizza golem's galaxy.

[2] You miss.

Go kill some mortals to let off steam.

[5] You slaughter an innocent village.

Attack the repair horrors.

[4+3 vs. 6+8] Your attack does nothing other than reveal your locations. Their counterattack destroys all but a few planets of your empire, rendering you irrelevant.

Locate demons.

[4] You find some demons that are not relevant and the demonic suit. You purge the irrelevant demons.

Spoiler: Point totals (click to show/hide)

Beirus: 32
Sarrak: 36
Lielac: 45
Elephant Parade: 48
Paphi: 6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 41
poketwo: 10
bigjaredmonkey: 48
LordSlowpoke: 51
taat: 17
AoshimaMichio: 16
Coolrune206: 40
TalonisWolf: 46
Nunzillor: 17
Generally me: 2
High tyrol: 7

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

Beirus
  Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
  Omniscient.
  Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Sarrak
  Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
  Omniscient.
  Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Lielac
  Dead.
Paphi
  Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
  Can teleport almost anything.
  Always had only one arm.
  Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
  Very outside of reality.
  Insane.
  Understands many variants of geometry.
  Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
  Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
  Is space wizard in space.
  Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
  Alive.
  On a planet-sized spaceship in a damaged solar system.
  Has a lot of wood.
  Has tools.
  Has nice house.
  Has worker bots.
  Has dropships.
AoshimaMichio
  Superior.
  Is a continent.
  Has popular fast food places everywhere on him.
  Has spaceships heading to nearby stars to make fast food places.
  Has no competitors.
  Has soldiers protecting his fast food places.
  Owns all major food producers.
  Owns all arms manufacturers.
  Owns everything within 100 kilometers of his first fast food place.
  Owns the concept of government.
Coolrune206
TalonisWolf
  Is the word "respawning".
Nunzillor
  Sapient subatomic particle.
  Knows how to kill Sarrak or Beirus.
poketwo
  Has the highest killcount.
  Dead.
  Banned from the first McDonalds.
  In old reality, at turn 85.
  Has timeline-altering time machine.
Generally me
  Demigod of beards.
  Can control all life with hair.
  Rules the galahairy empire, which includes all life with hair.
  Galahairy empire has control over several galaxies.
  Is having trouble getting orders to all of the galahairy empire.
High tyrol
  Knows how to summon angels.

Spoiler: World state (click to show/hide)

Whole of reality
  Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
  Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
  All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
  Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
  Reinforced.
  Laws
    Pizza has magical properties.
    Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
    Curses are extremely difficult.
    Creativity does not exist.
    poketwo gains vast amounts of power pre-reboot.
    Everyone has access to all magic, and knows how to use said access.
  Past events that need to be done
    Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
    Causing curses to be very difficult.
    Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
Earth
  Mostly covered in a minefield.
  Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
  Humanity dead.
  Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
  Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
  Space criminals have control over small area.
  Space criminals are resistant to gaining actions.
  Has interfragment portal network.
  Has wormholes to lots of distant places.
Country near spawning area
  Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
  A field, with a nearby town and crater.
  Clear of mines.
  125 pizza golems.
Town
  Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
  Large city.
  Under the rule of Paphi.
taat's solar system
  Damaged.
  Has automated mine and interplanetary mass driver-equipped factory on a planet.
The pizza golem's galaxy
  Has force field that blocks portals and damage to reality.
  Data cannot leave via conventional means.

Spoiler: NPC states (click to show/hide)

Beirus's ship-avatar
  Created by Beirus.
  Has own mind.
  Completely loyal to Beirus.
  Is fairly large.
  Has sufficient firepower to take out a small planet.
  Can survive it's own firepower.
  Has internal factory.
  Can teleport self.
  Notices anything without very good stealth near it.
  Immune to non-point-based reality warping.
  In interstellar space.
  Knows of 3 planets with life.
  Under orders to investigate one of the planets with life it discovered.
Repair horrors
  Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
  Can survive almost any damage to reality.
  Have free will.
  Think art should not be made.
  Cannot make useful minds.
  Have observation posts scattered across reality.
Demonic suit
  Possessed by a demon.
  Can summon demons.
  Knows how to make portals.
  Has imp who knows how to make a portal.
Pizza golem empire
  About a zillion independent pizza golems.
  Rule a galaxy.
  Are very hostile to other life.
  Are able to go faster than light without portals, but rather slowly unless they use a spell that rips space if used in a place that is not well protected against damage to reality.
  Can invent anything they need if it is possible to build with the stuff they have.
  Can detect and communicate with anything with a mind within about a million lightyears.
  Have a lot of hubris.
  Know how to kill Sarrak or Beirus, but can't do that with current resources.
  Reduced to irrelevance.
Anti-demon inquisition
  Universe-wide.
  Skilled.
  Founded by High tyrol.
  Know where the demonic suit is.

[AoshimaMichio]

Become the planet. +1

[poketwo]

KILL COOLRUNE

[High tyrol]

Two things
1. Promote the use of anti-mind control shields and spells among the populace of earth
2. Create a new npc groop called panicking innocents give them an actions make to where demons goal is eradicate all members of that groop

[Generally me]

Expand and improve the galahairy empire +3(I do have three points if you back at the last three turns)

[Sarrak]

Help pizza golems rebuild. We must have an evil empire in this game! +2 points