I love how I'm getting rather bland rolls. Guess it is the price of being succesfull...
Invest the money! Buy everything!
[4] You buy everything within 100 kilometers.
Create a large Mechsuit, akin to those seen in Pacific Rim. Attach the generator to it.
You don't have the stuff to make that without points.
The old reality must fall! +3
The old reality must fall! +3
Yeah!
[6
+1] You crash the old reality into you and convert the pieces into you. Damage to you is fairly heavy.
tell all life that I control, to take over their solar system in my name
[2] Most of them don't get your orders, and those that do can't take over their solar systems. Or already have taken over their solar systems.
((What are the space criminals up to?))
Study those weird exoreal beings.
[4] The space criminals have gained control over a small area of Earth.
[4] They seem to not actually exist.
GO TO THE REPAIR HORRERS AND TELL THEM I CAN DESCRIBE THEM WHAT ART IS IF THEY BUILD ME AN TIME MACHINE
They say they're busy repairing reality, but if you give them payment they'll make your time machine as soon as they're done with repairs.
Build dropships for worker bots
[4] Done.
Repair reality.
[6] You remove a lot of control over external stuff, but repair reality.
Beirus: 29
Sarrak: 32
Lielac: 37
Elephant Parade: 40
Paphi: 8
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 33
poketwo: 17
bigjaredmonkey: 40
LordSlowpoke: 43
taat: 9
AoshimaMichio: 19
Coolrune206: 35
TalonisWolf: 39
Nunzillor: 21
Generally me: 3
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Outside of reality.
Insane.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Alive.
On a planet-sized spaceship in a damaged solar system.
Has a lot of wood.
Has tools.
Has nice house.
Has worker bots.
Has dropships.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Has popular fast food place.
Has spaceships heading to nearby stars to make fast food places.
Has no competitors.
Has soldiers protecting his fast food place.
Owns all major food producers.
Owns all arms manufacturers.
Owns everything within 100 kilometers of his fast food place.
Coolrune206
Has a generator.
TalonisWolf
Is the word "respawning".
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
In old reality.
Generally me
Demigod of beards.
Can control all life with hair.
Rules 1 planet.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
Curses are extremely difficult.
Past events that need to be done
Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
Causing curses to be very difficult.
Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Mostly under the rule of pizza golems.
Pizza golems rule everywhere within a few lightyears.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Space criminals have control over small area.
Has interfragment portal network.
Has wormholes to lots of distant places.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
taat's solar system
Damaged.
Has automated mine and interplanetary mass driver-equipped factory on a planet.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Dead.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
A few of them are in prisons.
Dead.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Dead.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
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