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Quartz_Mace

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1065 on: December 12, 2014, 07:22:07 pm »
A fun Saturday night

Cutting off someone's pinky for answers and then giving it back to them, along with $100 when they tell you what you want
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1066 on: December 13, 2014, 12:56:23 am »
Enhanced enhanced interrogation techniques.

Calling yourself a "demagogue" without understanding what the word means.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1067 on: December 13, 2014, 01:30:55 am »
Creatively utilizing the dictionary.

Blowing up the moon.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1068 on: December 13, 2014, 01:31:53 am »
Reducing light pollution for the astronomers.

Playing a sniper in an FPS, when half your team is already composed of them.
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1069 on: December 13, 2014, 01:39:53 am »
Helping in the spawnocaust


Being bad at physics
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1070 on: December 13, 2014, 01:45:16 am »
Having a birth defect of anomalous microgravity.

Abusing this swimming-through-the-air to become the best assassin out there.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1071 on: December 13, 2014, 01:49:44 am »
Effective use of one's natural talents to make great profits in the field of removal.

Leaving your friend to die to a fleshgait in order to save yourself.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1072 on: December 17, 2014, 01:39:59 am »
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Leaving your friend to die to a fleshgait in order to save yourself.

Friend wants to be one with the wolf.


Creating a lego trap for your boss.
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Quartz_Mace

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1073 on: December 17, 2014, 08:04:46 am »
Still better than hitting him/her with a real brick.

Hitting him/her with a real brick
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1074 on: December 17, 2014, 08:06:33 am »
Construction accidents happen


Throwing several flaming bricks at co-workers and your boss
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1075 on: December 17, 2014, 08:41:41 am »
Performing an impressive feat, for bricks aren't usually flammable.

Jamming the WiFi signal of an Internet café.
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Erils

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1076 on: December 17, 2014, 03:43:50 pm »
Encouraging outdoor activity.

Jamming the WiFi signal of an Internet café...with a brick.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1077 on: December 17, 2014, 04:20:46 pm »
Intense encouragement of use of alternative means of entertainment.

Bubba'ing a perfectly good Mosin.
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