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[Tawa]

There is nothing here.

[Worldmaster27]

I chose The fox warriors!!

I suppose I must go with my own faction, The ~27 Attempted World Masters!

lol what the fuck is this entire thread

[Lyeos]

Actually, no. I must remain loyal to myself!

Glory to The Nemacrocors! Long live Lyeos! Long live meeee!

[Yoink]

I have no idea what's going on

FOREST RIDERS GO!!!11!

[~Neri]

Kevak casts Summon Kitsune Horde.

[hops]

Flirt with Tawarochir

[blazing glory]

I have no idea what's going on

ME NEITHER!

I choose The Nemacrocors because I like Lyeos and Kevak but Kevak's weird!

[~Neri]

Licks blazing glory's neck. Herro.

[Lyeos]

First order of business!

Find some obscure, horribly cold location to settle the Nemacrocor Nation in.

For the glory of The Nemacrocors!

[Worldmaster27]

Find a heavily populated area filled with people who support me to make my headquarters in.

[Scotsmen]

THE ~27 ATTEMPTED WORLD MASTERS WILL BE MASTERS OF THE WORLD AGAIN!

[blazing glory]

First order of business!

Find some obscure, horribly cold location to settle the Nemacrocor Nation in.

For the glory of The Nemacrocors!

Assist!

[IcyTea31]

Why is it that IcyTea31 posts, then the thread seems to simply...die? That loaf of bread has become the equivalent of this forums Grim Reaper, in my mind.

How about a new faction?

[Sarrak]

Why is it that IcyTea31 posts, then the thread seems to simply...die? That loaf of bread has become the equivalent of this forums Grim Reaper, in my mind.

How about a new faction?

I concur.

[Tawa]

Spoiler: Court Record: Bay12 vs. BadlemonsXI (click to show/hide)

Prosecutor's Badge

Tawarochir's attorney's badge and proof of his profession. Worn in place of a prosecutor's badge due to necessity.

Attorney's Badge

Adragis's attorney's badge and proof of his profession, procured impromptu before the trial.

Security Camera Footage

Security camera tape showing the defendant assassinating the judge. A bang like a gunshot is heard with a very bright flash of light at the moment of the judge's death. Click the tape to view the footage.

Locker Photo

Security camera photograph showing the defendant using the locker the body bag was later found in. Click the photo to view the image.

Body Bag

Ornate body bag with Oriental dragons printed on it. Contains traces of judge's blood and citric acid.

Autopsy Report

Victim died when heart exploded. Traces of an explosive 9mm bullet were found where his heart was supposed to be.

Gloves

Rubber gloves found near body bag. Contain traces of citric acid.

Body Bag Footage

Footage of lemon government agents carrying the body bag with the judge in it away from the desk. Click the tape to view the footage.

Explosive Bullets

9mm bullets rigged to explode on impact. Believed to be of the same variety that killed the Judge.

Spoiler: Court Record: McFly and Brown vs. Great/McFly vs. Tea (click to show/hide)

Attorney's Badge

Proof of Gregory Edgeworth's profession. Nobody would believe he's a defence attorney if he didn't carry this.

Stolen Hoverboard Police Report

Theft took place on June 17th, 2015. Footprints leading to excessive skid marks on a nearby highway were followed by police investigators.

"Morty McFli's Blak Tim Machine"

Used at some point in the 1980s and again in 2006 by an unidentified, gothic individual, to rescue someone from an unrelated incident from being trapped in a past time. Semi-reliable sources purported it to be one "Morty McFli".

Time-Travelling DeLorean

Used by Doc Brown and Marty McFly to travel through time.

Stolen Hoverboard

Found at Marty McFly's residence. Vehemently denied to be stolen by him. Bears traces of bread ingredients.

Photo of Marty McFly (?)

Possibly a photograph of Marty McFly. The source is unknown, but semi-reliable sources purport it to be him in the 1980s. Click to view.

Patent Papers

Recovered from the depths of the Swiss patent offices' vaults. Detail how a patent on time travel itself expired a day before Doc Brown and Marty patented the DeLorean.

Back To The Future Trilogy

Trilogy of '80s and '90s films documenting the adventures of Marty and Doc. Each film revolves around traveling to a different period in time and trying to return to the present. Marty is set to arrive in the future on October 21, 2015.

Snopes Page

Urban Legends Debunking page explaining how Marty McFly arrives in the future on October 21st, 2015, a time in which hoverboards are commonplace.

Spoiler: Court Record: Bay12 vs. Harkinian (click to show/hide)

Attorney's Badge

Proof of Dampe's, BadLemonsXI's, and endlessblaze's profession. Nobody would believe they were lawyers if they didn't carry these.

Magatama

Given to Phoenix Wright by a friend, and lent to the players for the sake of the forum game. It allows the holder to see metaphorical "locks" on one's heart, hiding the secrets they hold.

Hylian Royalty Laws

Laws concerning the royalty of CD-i Hyrule, the 52nd layer of Video Game Hell. Royalty are subject to the same laws as their subjects. Inheritance goes from the oldest of the ruling clan and passes to the eldest member of the next generation, unless they are unmarried, in which case rule passes to an official chosen by the former ruler. Rulers who face prison sentences are ousted from their positions.

Autopsy Report

Victim stabbed brutally. Blood poured out of the wound and covered the floor.

Ordon Sword

A present from Ordon Village to the Hylian Royal Family. Bears traces of large amounts of Duke Onkled's blood. The King's blood is on it near the hilt.

Crime Scene

The crime scene. A door opposite the hall door is locked. The windows don't have latches.

Robe

The King's robe. Found in the locked storage closet.

King's Documents

The King's documents had been shuffled through the day of the murder, but no official documents were missing. An unofficial note reminding the King to officially nominate Link for the throne was stolen on the day of the murder.

Link Sightings

Affidavits from several people who say they saw Link at the castle the day of the murder.

Pregnancy Leave Papers

Notes and love letters demonstrating that Link's wife would never go anywhere without Link, throwing her "pregnancy leave" alibi under suspicion.

Gwonam's Letter

Letter from the magician Gwonam discussing the evil magic Link's wife uses to bend anybody she meets to her will.

Link's Confession

A note in which Link admits he killed Duke Onkled, with his fingerprint clearly marked on the paper's corner.

Spoiler: Court Record: Bay12 vs. Ethan (click to show/hide)

Attorney's Badge

Proof of IcyTea31's, hiddenleafguy's, and PrivateNomad's profession. Nobody would believe they were lawyers if they didn't wear these.

Feraligatr

The only Pokémon Ethan had with him the night of the murder. Has short, rounded claws and teeth, which leave puncture marks over wide areas. Moves are Crunch, Water Gun, Slash, and Ice Fang.

Autopsy Report

Time of death: 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM. Defendant killed by blood loss from a large number of stab wounds in the back. Right index finger missing.

Map

Map of the crime scene area. Body was found in a ditch on the outskirts of Ecruteak City. Defendant "fled" to Route 42, immediately adjacent.

Knife

The real murder weapon. Found at the real crime scene. Bears no fingerprints.

Blood Trail

Blood trail leading from the real crime scene to the fake crime scene, uncovered with Luminol.

Minuscule Tie Clip

A really tiny tie clip found at the crime scene. Would probably fit an action figure or something.

Hive Records

Records that show when, a lemon was taken out of the... lemon hive... and if so, which lemon. "Cólera" took one out around 3:00 PM that day and put it back around 6:00 PM later that day. One "Amoríos" took ten out at 8:00 PM; they never came back.

Pink Slip Copies

Reports showing when the 10 agents were fired. They are dated to 8:00 PM the day after the murder.

Spoiler: Court Record: Bay12 vs. FITR (click to show/hide)

Attorney's Badge

Proof of Phoenix's, FelixSparks', TheBiggerFish's, and Arcvasti's profession. Nobody would believe they're defence attorneys if they didn't carry these.

Autopsy Report

Time of death: 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM, August 7th. The victim, Detective Richard "Dick" Gumshoe, was killed by a .38 calibre pistol shot to the head.

Arrest Report

The defendant was found, clad in metal gauntlets, near the victim at 12:48 AM. A .38 calibre revolver was found poorly stashed under the judge's bench and bearing scratch marks, akin to those from gauntlets.

Meeting Statement

The defendant met with a judge from 10 PM to 12:45 AM the day of the murder.

Gun

The firearm used to kill the victim. .38 calibre and found stashed under the judge's desk. Bears marks in a finger-like pattern on the handle.

Map

A map of the courtroom. The body is where the victim was found. The X is where the defendant was arrested. The mark is where the firearm was found. Click to view.

Spoiler: Court Record: Bay12 vs. Puma Man (click to show/hide)

Attorney's Badge

Proof of Phoenix's, FelixSparks', TheBiggerFish's, and Arcvasti's profession. Nobody would believe they're defence attorneys if they didn't carry these.

Ransom Note

Sent to the Crappy Innate Abilities agency on the day of the bombing. Warns of a bombing "today".

Police Report

Pumaman was sighted by security camera footage in the area near the crime scene. Security cameras underwent maintenance between midnight and noon the day of the bombing.

Bomb Report

Bomb is believed to have been inside of a cardboard box tampered with by Pumaman. The bomb contained large amounts of high explosives, and, upon detonation, destroyed highly important structural supports in the warehouse basement of the building, causing the building's collapse.

Remote Detonator

Believed to have caused the bomb to detonate. Found two feet away from the place where Pumaman was arrested. Bears no fingerprints.

Video Footage

Footage from a night-vision equipped security camera, stored on a DVD. Begins while Pumaman brutalizes hostages. Pumaman then looks inside the cardboard box, before running out in a huff.

Piece of Paper

Found in the remnants of the entry hallway of the building. Believed by the Bob the anatomy major bomb specialist to be part of a stick of dynamite.

Spoiler: Court Record: Doesn't vs. Exist (click to show/hide)

Attorney's Badge

Proof of PrivateNomad's profession. Nobody would believe he's a defense attorney if he didn't carry this.

Prosecutor's Badge

Honorary prosecutor's badge given to Felix Sparks for the occasion. Nobody believes he's a prosecutor.

Mock Case Report

Defendant: Sum Wun
Victim: Kilt Gai
Location: Generic Convenience Store #11
First Accusation: Murdering Kilt Gai with a revolver
Second Accusation: Stealing Kilt Gai's wallet after killing him
Defendant was found in general vicinity of crime within ten minutes of death. His wallet contained $200 and Kilt Gai's driver's license. A police search turned up no other suspects in the area in which the crime took place.

Spoiler: Court Record: The Judge vs. Bay12 (click to show/hide)

Attorney's Badge

endlessblaze's attorney's badge. Looks rusty and worn due to his experience brandishing it.

Prosecutor's Badge

Barok van Zieks' prosecutor's badge. He doesn't wear it.

Case Report

Defendant: The Judge
Victim: Sum Wun
Location: Courthouse, Courtroom #(Whichever One Was Used For The Last Trial)
Accusation: Murder
Defendant was reported by witnesses to have shot the victim to death while the victim was at the witness stand.

Gun

The murder weapon. Bears the judge's fingerprints. Ballistic markings match up with the bullet found in Sum Wun's body.

Murder Footage

Courtroom security camera footage of the murder. Click to view the footage. Timestamped 2:09 to 2:14.

Autopsy Report

Time of Death:  2:14 PM
Cause of Death: Bullet in right lung, bled to death
Sum Wun was shot at 2:09 and died five minutes later from blood loss.

Defendant's Statement

"I thought that weapon was a stun gun. I keep one on me at all times."
"I was going to taze the defendant and send him back to custody to give him a proper trial at a different court."
"I pulled it out and fired without thinking! I'm innocent, I tell you!"

Spoiler: JA-12 Incident (click to show/hide)

Broken Window

The window the bullet was fired through. The crack has a strange, irregular pattern.