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[PrivateNomad]

"ANARCHY"

[Tawa]

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"

"I WILL HAVE ORDEEEEEEEEEEER!"

"So the witness, being situated between the elevator and the basement, allegedly saw my client enter the basement. Can you describe the box he was carrying, and did you see him leave?"

"It was a nice plain box, you know, the regular kind. The inside was pretty nice too. Yeah, I saw 'im leave, 'e was in a big ol' fuss."

[TheBiggerFish]

"Was there any sort of label on the box?"

"Wait, the inside?"

[BadLemonsXI]

"Lemon, are you still there?"

"Oh ah yer I was just drinking my stealth coffee. Don't worry I'll get the job done. Feel free to help in anyway you can."
Move under the truck and stealth up to one of the mooks.

((I've got work all week so there will not be much time for images but I will post text reply's if I have to.))

[endlessblaze]

((that was hilarious))

[FelixSparks]

"Witness, you got to see INSIDE the box?"

[PrivateNomad]

((rip))

[Tawa]

"Was there any sort of label on the box?"

"Wait, the inside?"

"Witness, you got to see INSIDE the box?"

"Ayup."

"Well then. Witness? What was in there?"

"Another cardboard box. I didn't bother lookin' in there, 'e probably just had one o' those box boxes."

"...Your salary review this year should be fun."

"But this makes something crystal clear!"
Announce the Truth 2013

"The defendant brought some sort of contraband to the basement the day of the bombing!"

"Oh ah yer I was just drinking my stealth coffee. Don't worry I'll get the job done. Feel free to help in anyway you can."
Move under the truck and stealth up to one of the mooks.[/center]

There doesn't seem to be any obvious way to approach the mooks. A direct approach on either side would cause one of them to see you. Create a diversion?

[TheBiggerFish]

"Does it now.  A box inside a box does not in fact have to be a box inside of a box that contains contraband, prosecutor.

Also, Witness, what is 'the regular kind' of box?"

[poketwo]

"WHAT. DID. THE. OTHER. CARBOARD. BOX. LOOK. LIKE."

[Tawa]

"Does it now.  A box inside a box does not in fact have to be a box inside of a box that contains contraband, prosecutor.

Also, Witness, what is 'the regular kind' of box?"

"So, what do YOU propose was in the box? More boxes? Free candy? Matryoshka dolls?"
"My train of thought here is that he would have two boxes because he had something to hide, you see."

"Y'know. The blank cardboard ones. The other box looked like that too."

[TheBiggerFish]

"I don't have to propose anything.  The fact remains that without evidence you cannot state that the box contained contraband.

Blank cardboard boxes.

So how did a label presumably saying EXPLOSIVES fall off of those blank boxes, then?  Do tell, M. Godot, we're waiting."

[Tawa]

"M. Godot...? Hah! I'm no street fighter, I'll have you know."

"Hey... did you notice that?"

"Y'know. The blank cardboard ones. The other box looked like that too."

"It was a nice plain box, you know, the regular kind. The inside was pretty nice too. Yeah, I saw 'im leave, 'e was in a big ol' fuss."

"The witness suddenly changed the inflection in his voice."

[TheBiggerFish]

"The reference was actually Waiting for Godot.

...Witness?  Why did your inflection change?"

[Tawa]

"The reference was actually Waiting for Godot."

"Ah, yes, the play where those guys debate over whether they should hang themselves and get stuck in a time loop."

"...Witness?  Why did your inflection change?"

"What is this, an argument clinic?"

"I think it's time to bring out the big guns. "