Epilogue
Adragis029:
Adragis faded from the thread, only rarely seen. Their legend lived on, however, as the first true defender in the thread.
BadLemonsXI:
BadLemonsXI, as in, the one who stood trial, became a famous judge and presided over many cases in their lifetime. They became even more famous due to their presence at the murder trial as the defendant.
Kristoph Gavin:
Kristoph rotted in prison.
Tattletale Gallery Member (Dr. Grey)
The gallery member was later killed in case 2-2.
Gregory Edgeworth:
Gregory Edgeworth was doomed by canon from the start.
Zanzetkuken the Great:
Z later returned to the interdimensional offices, later helping evacuate people out of the building during the bombing. To this day, he's still searching for Marty McFly and Doc.
Marty McFly and Doc Brown:
Their whereabouts are still unknown, but it is rumored they found asylum in the 1980s under the protection of Albert Dubledork and Tom "Satan" Bombodil Anderson.
endlessblaze:
endlessblaze went on to become a renowned swordmaster, but later used Awakening's broken class system to get various broken skills such as Lethality and became an incomprehensible mess of class features. He was still pretty cool.
King Harkinian:
King Harkinian returned to ruling Hyrule. He pardoned CD-i Link, but later sent him on a suicide mission and hired Twilight Princess Link in his place.
CD-i Link:
CD-i Link later did battle with Gannon on the island of Koridai. Gannon offered to make him a face the ggggrrrrrrrreatest in Koridai, but Link threw a book at him and killed him. He did not return to Hyrule afterward.
CD-i Zelda:
CD-i Zelda died from the inoperable disease that froze her in one place the entire time.
Perrino:
Perrino went on with his boring life, vaguely amusing people with his ridiculous Italian accent.
The Mary Sue:
The unnamed Mary Sue was only ever heard from again by dramatic readers on YouTube.
Athena Cykes:
Athena Cykes suffered a nervous breakdown in 2027. Her current status is unconfirmed, but it is speculated she will return at some point.
Prosecutor Blackquill:
Blackquill was later tried for assaulting and verbally abusing endlessblaze during the trial of Harkinian, but got off, only losing his job. He was later seen accompanying a blue-haired man who spoke incoherent Engrish.
Ethan:
Ethan later changed his name to include a last name. He was last seen crashing into Mount Silver on a Ho-Oh.
The Old Man:
The Old Man continued his daily walks in the park. He was believed to have been killed by Joe Darke, but turned up some time later in case 1-5 (1/2), wheeling a projector screen in for L.
TRASHYMAN:
TRASHYMAN IS DISGUSTED WITH THE PILLORY IN CONTAINED WHICH. ESCAPE SHE USING THE TORTISE POLE.
Ema Skye:
Ema later returned to being a jury member, lying in wait for the right moment of a jury trial.
Prosecutor von Karma:
Prosecutor von Karma sued Kamina for punching him in the face, but lost the case on a technicality. He later got his bad name back after suing a newspaper for sedition.
PrivateNomad:
PrivateNomad continually changed professions. He became, among other things, a detaining button and a
skeleton dunking on people. He later founded an academy, where law was also studied.
IcyTea31:
IcyTea31 became famous as the world's greatest porcelain defense attorney, and provided information-gathering support for his fellow edible professional, Bad Lemon. He eventually recovered his hoverboard and stolen documents in an unmarked package wrapped in what appeared to be wrapping paper that had been reused multiple times since the 1980s.
FallacyofUrist:
FallacyofUrist nearly traveled to the Pokémon world with Ethan to exterminate scythers once and for all, but the GM disliked gallows humor and crossed that out.FallacyofUrist became fast friends with the new security guard at the capital building (SEE: "The Security Guard".) They fight crime!
Soichiro:
Soichiro was later killed when the police station exploded, but the necromancer D'ark used his Life Note to resurrect him as an avatar of masculinity. Soichiro now fights crime with his fists and the word "f-ck".
Mike Meekins:
Meekins later lost his job multiple times and instead replaced Billy Mays to advertise Car-Di-Oxi-Clean, where he found great success.
L:
L found his protege, N, shivering on the floor in the Lemons' record room. He provided N with intensive care and reduced his PTSD to manageable levels, but both were later killed when some jerk wrote their names in a notebook.
Mecha-Edgeworth:
Mecha-Edgeworth attempted to get the mask surgically removed, but the surgery was irreversible. He later returned to Britain and resumed his prosecuting career, eventually becoming the number one cyborg prosecutor in England.
Godot:
Godot remained the top prosecutor for Bay12. His mask sparked a fashion trend among prosecutors, but fell out of favor after 2019, when he returned to his home series.
Bob the Anatomical Bomb Expert:
Bob quit the force, and instead became a physician for World War 1-era black powder grenades.
The Security Guard:
The security guard was dismissed from his post for slacking off. A very enthusiastic skeleton was hired to replace him.
Phoenix Wright:
Phoenix returned to his series of origin with Apollo, Athena, and most of the other characters from Ace Attorney. He was later disbarred, but got his badge back even later.
TheBiggerFish:
The mysterious invisible attorney later defended key suspects in trials involving the Mafia and foul play at a nearby school. His clever work was remembered by prosecutors and judges alike.
FelixSparks:
The figure claiming to be Kamina remained in Bay12, occasionally defending suspects in high-profile cases while maintaining a healthy diet of forum games.
Arcvasti:
Arcvasti remained rather inactive in his law practices for an indeterminate period of time.
The Judge and his Brother:
The Judge Brothers continued juding cases, but the Judge's Brother went to Britain to study and practice law there. He was made an honorary judge for a small time being for his efforts in high-profile cases at Bay12.
Gumshoe:
Gumshoe was revived from his bullet wounds using CPR (and possibly necromancy.) He went on to retire four years later.
The Lemon Government:
The Lemon Government still holds sway in Bay12's legal system. They assisted in the reconstruction of the capital building, dedicating magnetism and money to the effort. Bad Lemon was a vital contact for Solid Snake on a few occasions. A prominent, bespectacled, blue-suited lemon lawyer later became a reform lobbyist and pushed for the Lemon Government to adopt more humane methods of interrogation and law enforcement.
Tawarochir:
Tawarochir went on to plan Game 2 of his forum game about courts, but not the tennis or basketball kind. He stated in an unsourced location that he intended to run cases based on Fire Emblem and Street Fighter, among others.
Fin
EDITOR'S NOTE: FallacyofUrist was here the entire time yessir. Ignore that edit post tag.
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