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[Tawa]

40. NAV may not participate unless he gives away free cookies

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

41) A successful rickroll of someone gives a person a plump helmet.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

43. All rickrolls done must use a giant red button.

[Jboy2000000]

44. All players must go through at least one gender change through the game, but must be the same gender they started as to win.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

45: Every player had a 'soul helmet' gauge, this gauge is increased by one every 3 turns but also by one for the player upon the destruction of a plump helmet, one soul helmet point can be exchanged for a single plump helmet or five SH for a single potato, but if the player is killed, double the SH is given to the murderer.
((Also, to make this easier on everybody, I'll just make a compiled list, with any rules that effect other rules being put Into the same rule:
Key:

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*: explained in the 'items' section.
^: explained in the 'actions' section.

Basic rules:

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1:you can never play the same way twice.
2: you cannot talk about calvinball.
3:Everyone starts with five plump helmets, with twenty needed to fulfil the first win condition,
4:a second win condition means using a potato* in the most creative manner possible, judged by 14 dwarves and one (Z) dwarf, the judges may also be computerised but the player may not know how many.
5:each turn is restricted to one action or one pun^ But the player holding the ball may post two actions or 1 Action+1 Pun.
6: a simplified and shortened version of tacticus can be played to decide the first player, but players can opt out to pick another first player through pm to mod.
7: one day is four turns but one minute is twelve turns, somehow...
8:anytime a player is killed, they lose all potatoes and 5 plump helmets.
9:A shop is available to buy or sell AK's, potatoes or plump helmets which are all unlimited supply but only one plump helmet may be bought a day (4 turns)
10: you must murder one dwarf every minute or you die, but if you murder a dwarf then you don't have to eat for 12 turns, and if you eat for twelve turns, you don't need to murder a dwarf (what?)
11:Rule 42, 53, 64, 75 and 86 only count when all players have in total 10 plump helmets for every player but this is only followed when there are 6 or less players.
12: the 'shop' rule doesn't count unless every player is 'kneecapped' Edit: this rule does not count anymore.
13: The GM reserves the right to deactivate rule 2-100, this cannot be changed.
14: the game master changes, either every 2 days or when a specific thing happens to change it, it defaults to whoever is running the game.
14: If another player has more Red Cards than the current Game Master, they can utilize the special action Coup d' Etat^.
15: any player who catches another player cheating gets a red card^.
16:  Each player is allocated a number going from 0-9. The order in which actions are executed are determined by the game masters favorite irrational number.
((Example:  Player A has chosen the number 3, player B the number one. The Game master's favourite irrational number is pi. In that case A will go first, and then B.))
17:the plague will appear every other turn and makes one player sick making them unable to preform an action for one turn.
18: rule 34 is to be disregarded.
19:At the end of every turn, the player who is most voted for dies.
20:NAV must be fed cookies* each turn,
21: Unless he gives away free cookies.
22: a successful rickroll^ of someone gives that person a plump helmet, but all rickrolls must use a giant red button*.
23:All players must go through one gender change, but must be the same gender they start off as to win.
24:Every player had a 'soul helmet' gauge, this gauge is increased by one every 3 turns but also by one for the player upon the destruction of a plump helmet, one soul helmet point can be exchanged for a single plump helmet or five SH for a single potato, but if the player is killed, double the SH is given to the murderer.
25: Rock-Paper-Scissors-whatever-whatever can be played with 2 people but must not be refused otherwise that player loses when one player loses that player must give a item to the other player, if the loser has no items they are eliminated, there are also rock paper scissor areas around the map that give money if you win but you are eliminated for two turns and lose money otherwise.
26:

Items:

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Potato: given upon making a potato themed pun [But if that pun uses the vowel 'A' then that person is required to make an amazing sculpture] or exchanging 5 SH^, used to fulfill a secondary win condition by doing something immensely creative with it. Worth 4$
Plump helmet: 20 required to win, can be gained by exchanging 1 SH but you are eliminated if you lose all of them. Worth 2$
AK: can be bought from the shop for 40$ and can be used to burst^ at a selected player.
Mozzarella stick: can be sprinkled on potatoes or used for bonus points.
Ball: when held, gives the holder one extra action per turn, but can also be given up for the chance to choose a new type of pun and it's effect, which can be PM to the GM, the ball cannot be picked up for that turn again.
Pumpkin: it might exist, but it moves around randomly every turn.
Red card:  gained when one player catches another cheating, if there is enough, the player can preform that French word.
Giant red button: it exists, somewhere, but now you can get one with 4 SH, it requires a yellow extension cord though, it summons chozo when pressed though, so watch out for that.
Cookie: they also exist, though no one knows where.
Y/R/B Extension cords: well, the red button needs one of these cords, it only one type.

Win conditions:

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Required:
Build a giant figure of a naked dwarf from dead dwarf bits.
Having 20 plump helmets* +1 Secondary.
Brutally murder 10000 dwarves.
Secondary(s):
Doing something creative with a potato*.
Eliminating all other players from the field.
Finding the pumpkin.

Actions:

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Pun: a potato themed pun gives the player a potato* [But try not to use the vowel 'a'] while other puns have various effects which are decided by the GM but the available types must be posted but not the effects.
Eat: You must eat once per day to survive, but eating does not take up a action.
Shop: let's the player buy or sell AK's, plump helmets and potatoes, it does not take an action.
Give ball: whoever is given the ball through this action is given the effect winded, and if they don't remove that effect in 3 turns, they die.
Search: searches one square which the results of are posted, there are exceptions.
Loot: Gives you all the items on a square which have the treasure or food label that has been searched by anyone publicly or you privately.
Capture: gives all items with the creature or food tag.
Burst:uses the AK at the selected player, gives he status kneecapped if successful.
Coup 'de Etat:  In Coup d' Etat, the Usurping player and Game Master both roll a die with a number of sides equal to the number of Red Cards they have, i.e., a Usurping Player with 8 Red Cards rolls an 8-sided Die. If the Usurping Player wins, they become Game Master, and Usurped Game Master dies. If the Usurping Player loses, they spend one day in Mega Castle Penitentiary Prison Jail.
Rickroll: I dunno, look it up.

Still working on it.
Edit:Ahem

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FORUM STOP EATING MY POST AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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[BlitzDungeoneer]

46. You may also exchange 4 soul helmet points for a giant red button.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

52 (This is the correct number we should be at.  Yourmaster and TamerVirus screwed up the numbering.)) The giant red button can only be pressed if you have the yellow extension cord, but not the blue or red extension cords.

[darkpaladin109]

53. Pressing the giant red buttons summons Chzo into the realm, who then kidnaps the player who pressed the button and turns him into his Prince.

[IcyTea31]

54. A player may use an action to engage another player in a match of rock-paper-scissors-water-dynamite. Both players must participate or lose automatically, but the challenged player does not need to use an action to do so. The players' choices are PM'ed to the GM, who proclaims the winner in the next update. The loser of the match must give one of their items to the winner. If they cannot, they are eliminated from the game.

[darkpaladin109]

55. There are Rock-Paper-Scissors arenas scattered throughout the map. Players can participate in these arenas, winning money if they win a match. Any player who loses in one of these arenas is eliminated from the game for two turns, alongside losing money.

[IcyTea31]

56. Every turn divisible by 5, if there is no chest in play, a chest appears in a random location. A chest requires two potatoes to open, and contains one of the following, either selected randomly or decided by the GM:

• 3 plump helmets
• 6 plump helmets
• 2 potatoes
• 3 potatoes
• 2 dwarves, live
• 2 teamwork rings, random colour: blue, red, green, yellow or purple
• Gloves of the Warden
• Masque of the Turncoat
• Boots of the Cheesemaker
• Explosive trap

After being opened, a chest is removed from play. The GM may rule that an object not listed is inside the chest instead, but must spend a red flag to do so.