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Author Topic: WH40K discussion thread: from Tyran's heart I stab at thee.  (Read 944626 times)

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Re: WH40K general discussion thread: Lictor, P.I.
« Reply #9975 on: January 11, 2018, 04:16:18 pm »

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Re: WH40K general discussion thread: Lictor, P.I.
« Reply #9976 on: January 11, 2018, 04:42:01 pm »

The codex astartes does not support that maneuver.
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Re: WH40K general discussion thread: Lictor, P.I.
« Reply #9977 on: January 11, 2018, 11:28:31 pm »

Obligatory: SPaCe BoOk SaYs ThIs Is BaD
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Re: WH40K general discussion thread: Lictor, P.I.
« Reply #9978 on: January 11, 2018, 11:39:31 pm »

A book containing a list of laws and guidelines applicable to interstellar void-faring genetically modified military personnel suggests that the action proposed by above individual might not have positive outcome.
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Re: WH40K general discussion thread: Lictor, P.I.
« Reply #9979 on: January 12, 2018, 01:48:39 am »

A book set of printed and bound pages containing a list of laws and guidelines applicable to interstellar void-faring genetically modified military personnel suggests that the action proposed by above individual might not have positive outcome.
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Re: WH40K general discussion thread: Lictor, P.I.
« Reply #9980 on: January 12, 2018, 10:12:50 am »

A collection of sheets of pulp containing information, laws and guidelines pertaining to warfare on a interstellar, strategic and tactical scale using ultra-heavy infantry units knows as "Dark Void Boat Soldiers" and associated armor, warships and weaponry, is said to have several segments stating that this action (or any similar to it) potentially will have an unfavorable outcome for those involved with it
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Re: WH40K general discussion thread: Lictor, P.I.
« Reply #9981 on: January 12, 2018, 10:39:37 am »

A related group of equally sized and shaped rectangles made from processed, grind vegetable matter, bind together by another material, displaying characters which in turn make up data which is relevant, useful and mandatory in case the super heavy, genetically modified human warriors otherwise know as "the hollow volume that occupies the distance between celestial bodies, seaworthy human males" have the express need of engaging in a violent exchanges employing the material specifically designed for such exchanges, as metallic plates to cover their bodies from enemy attacks, vehicles used to sustain a warfare environment and devices crafted to cause bodily harm to their targets, has one or more lumps of data that in turn makes up information, that might be interpreted without fear of a mistake that you currently proposed course of action might indeed prove to be what could be described as something that might be regrettable, have negative results in said violence exchange and not supported nor allowed by the data and information displayed on the aforementioned group of equally sized and shaped rectangles made from proceeded, grind vegetable matter.
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Re: WH40K general discussion thread: Lictor, P.I.
« Reply #9982 on: January 12, 2018, 10:47:54 am »

Book say bad
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We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
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Re: WH40K general discussion thread: Lictor, P.I.
« Reply #9983 on: January 12, 2018, 01:40:16 pm »

A related group of equally sized and shaped rectangles made from processed, grind vegetable matter, bind together by another material, displaying characters which in turn make up data which is relevant, useful and mandatory in case the super heavy, genetically modified human warriors otherwise know as "the hollow volume that occupies the distance between celestial bodies, seaworthy human males" have the express need of engaging in a violent exchanges employing the material specifically designed for such exchanges, as metallic plates to cover their bodies from enemy attacks, vehicles used to sustain a warfare environment and devices crafted to cause bodily harm to their targets, has one or more lumps of data that in turn makes up information, that might be interpreted without fear of a mistake that you currently proposed course of action might indeed prove to be what could be described as something that might be regrettable, have negative results in said violence exchange and not supported nor allowed by the data and information displayed on the aforementioned group of equally sized and shaped rectangles made from proceeded, grind vegetable matter.
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Re: WH40K general discussion thread: Lictor, P.I.
« Reply #9984 on: January 12, 2018, 03:07:06 pm »

Book say bad
Book says YOU'RE A HERETIC.
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Re: WH40K general discussion thread: Lictor, P.I.
« Reply #9985 on: January 12, 2018, 03:16:20 pm »

Image result for it says here you're a heretic

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Re: WH40K general discussion thread: Lictor, P.I.
« Reply #9986 on: January 12, 2018, 04:58:46 pm »

HERESY IS FOR NERDS

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Re: WH40K general discussion thread: Lictor, P.I.
« Reply #9987 on: January 12, 2018, 05:06:40 pm »

I think we're done with the pure memeposts people, this isn't /tg/. LordPorkins, I'd appreciate it if you could put large images like that inside a spoiler, or if you could resize them to be smaller than the average battlecruiser.
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Re: WH40K general discussion thread: Lictor, P.I.
« Reply #9988 on: January 12, 2018, 05:08:20 pm »

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Re: WH40K general discussion thread: Lictor, P.I.
« Reply #9989 on: January 12, 2018, 05:21:38 pm »

isn't 40k just one giant meme?
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