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Author Topic: WH40K discussion thread: from Tyran's heart I stab at thee.  (Read 944789 times)

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Re: WH40K general discussion thread: Baby's first Exterminatus.
« Reply #10410 on: May 27, 2018, 07:24:43 pm »

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Re: WH40K general discussion thread: Baby's first Exterminatus.
« Reply #10411 on: May 27, 2018, 07:31:54 pm »

And that's why Kommandos are terrifying. If they don't think you should be able to detect them, they're actually pretty damn stealthy.
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Re: WH40K general discussion thread: Baby's first Exterminatus.
« Reply #10412 on: May 27, 2018, 07:35:25 pm »

The trick is to not look out for Kommandos, but to instead look for purple barrels sneaking around
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Re: WH40K general discussion thread: Baby's first Exterminatus.
« Reply #10413 on: May 27, 2018, 07:43:54 pm »

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Re: WH40K general discussion thread: Baby's first Exterminatus.
« Reply #10414 on: May 28, 2018, 04:35:32 pm »

Everyone knows guardsmen are just too scared to point out to their commissar that they are in fact, a poorly disguised ork

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Re: WH40K general discussion thread: Baby's first Exterminatus.
« Reply #10415 on: June 01, 2018, 05:41:47 pm »

Huh, Steam's page for Battlefleet Gothic Armada 2 confirms three campaigns. Imperium, which was obvious, but you can do a singleplayer Necron or Tyranids go too!


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Re: WH40K general discussion thread: Baby's first Exterminatus.
« Reply #10416 on: June 01, 2018, 06:21:28 pm »

I get to tell the meatbags to get off my lawn void!
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Re: WH40K general discussion thread: Baby's first Exterminatus.
« Reply #10417 on: June 01, 2018, 09:24:50 pm »

Pretty sure they already stated the other two campaings would be exactly those, necrons and nids.
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Re: WH40K general discussion thread: Baby's first Exterminatus.
« Reply #10418 on: June 02, 2018, 07:03:44 am »

Motherfucking Tyranid campaign. Hell yes.
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Re: WH40K general discussion thread: Baby's first Exterminatus.
« Reply #10419 on: June 02, 2018, 06:56:09 pm »

See, yet another reason to live. Even if it's a scum xeno loving herétic one!
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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

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Re: WH40K general discussion thread: Baby's first Exterminatus.
« Reply #10420 on: June 02, 2018, 07:02:00 pm »

What isss heretiic? Is taaaassssty?
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Re: WH40K general discussion thread: Baby's first Exterminatus.
« Reply #10421 on: June 03, 2018, 03:06:30 pm »

Dunno if this is old news, but MOTHERFUCKING ORK CODEX IS NEXT.

Oh, and Space Corgis.

Probably the corgis first, because that's just how my luck is.
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Re: WH40K general discussion thread: Baby's first Exterminatus.
« Reply #10422 on: June 14, 2018, 11:20:04 am »

Bit off-topic, but... what the fuck happened to Warhammer while I wasn't looking?
I saw a tabletop games store posting on social media about something called 'Age of Sigmar' and assumed it was some sort of minor spin-off or something, but then I decided to google it... Christ, it's so bad! Reading the description of it actually made me feel sick to the stomach for a moment, haha. Somebody actually thought this was a good idea? I guess 40k has long been the more popular system so they just decided to shit all over Fantasy. :'(   
Kinda depressing, but on the other hand I guess I'm glad I never shelled out the money to collect a serious army.
Although I'm guessing this AoS garbage hasn't been too widely accepted. There are probably still plenty of folks playing the proper system even now that it's no longer supported. Seriously though, GW is pretty shit.   
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Re: WH40K general discussion thread: Baby's first Exterminatus.
« Reply #10423 on: June 14, 2018, 11:29:45 am »

If anything AoS is more popular than Fantasy was in it's last few years. Last I saw the Oldhammer fan projects are all basically dead.

Hell, GW has been expanding it's AoS range every other month, which would be rather odd behaviour if it wasn't doing well sales wise.
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Re: WH40K general discussion thread: Baby's first Exterminatus.
« Reply #10424 on: June 14, 2018, 12:42:27 pm »

AoS has some good ideas but it was executed very poorly, and with a lot of handwaving, macguffins, and secret armies/fleets/whatever appearing out of nowhere. In terms of new content, it's hit or miss for me, some of the new stuff is real fun, other stuff is literally the lamest of the lame.
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