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[Anvilfolk]

Oh my, this is the most self-conscious giveaway I've ever seen! I hope this narrative isn't coming form your subconscious, Sappho! If so, you need to work on confidence! Hehehe!

Today's giveaway had a ton of good games! Go Iceblaster and IL-2! Let me know if you need some help with it!

[SpiredWarrior]

I may not have won noir syndrome, but sign me up for Joe Danger 2.

Thank you for the giveaway, btw, and congrats to all the winners. :3

[Sappho]

Devastation. The zombies have consumed so much of our desire to play games. They still mill about outside, moaning with hunger for our enthusiasm and enjoyment.

Three games flee to the Island of Unwanted Games, where they will be safe from the undead menace. Good luck, Body Changer, Bad Bots, and Rush Bros. Enjoy the party while we humans try to fight off the monsters of apathy and boredom.

It looks like there is little hope left. But wait! There is a light! A beam of energy coming from a small, lonely bunker where a sole human hides in secret. It's a game! We are not defeated!

The beam of light is Starpoint Gemini, and it travels across the world to Krevsin!

And a second beam of light! This one is World War II: Time of Wrath. It bounces around, inspiring hope in the eyes of all the survivors it passes, finally coming to a stop in front of BlindKitty!

The games, they are still alive! Survivors across the land are filled with optimism and a tiny glimmer of joy. But the zombies have noticed the light as well, and they are searching for its source...

Will the zombies discover Sappho's secret hiding place?

Will the survivors discover a way to defeat their undead enemies?

Will the games on the Island of Unwanted Toys have a super-sick party?

Tune in next time to find out!

[BlindKitty]

Kitty wanna kill zombies.

Kitty thanks for the games!

Kitty goes to kill zombies.

Zombies can not kill Sappho.

[notquitethere]

You're a star, Sappho. Ku: Shroud of The Morrigan was pretty naff (but at least took very little time to complete) but Telepath RPG is shaping up to be quite interesting, it's got solid tactical rpg mechanics and even a card-game-within-the-game that I've lost then won a lot of in game currency on, so all shaping up well.

[Sappho]

A tiny hatch opens on the roof of the bunker. Slowly, quietly, a strange device rises out of it. It's a periscope, and a beacon, and there's a lot of steampunky pipes and gears and stuff attached to it. It's glowing. It's definitely mysterious.

It broadcasts a message to all the survivors in the world. The games are not dead. The zombies have not won. Stay alive a while longer. Be ready.

It then sends out five more crackling beams. Is it light? Is it lightning? What the hell is that, anyway?

The first beam consists of Mata Hari. It goes straight to notquitethere, first knocking politely on the door to be let in.

The second one is made entirely of Kingdom Tales. It sails gracefully through the air, lightly bonking stabbymcstabstab on the forehead.

The third is none other than Time Gentlemen, Please / Ben There, Dan That, which halts just in front of Krevsin.

The fourth has been positively identified as Cargo! The Quest For Gravity, which is quickly snapped up by Aklyon.

The fifth looks like Gateways, which bows humbly before aristabulus.

One last signal goes out. It promises five more tomorrow. For now, keep fighting the good fight.

[aristabulus]

Yayayayayayayy, a winner is me!  Thanks Sappho! 

[Aklyon]

Yaaaay!

[notquitethere]

Woot! Woot!

[Sappho]

A message arrives in the early hours of the morning. It's in some sort of code. It seems to outline a plan. Is someone finally coming to rescue us? Or will we have to save the world ourselves?

The Alien Zombie Megadeath will go to the Island of the Unwanted.

The Astro Tripper, Boksi, will lead the way to the meeting place.

Vitrium will be deployed by i2amroy himself.

Do you remember the Little Farm, where lives the strange old BlindKitty?

There will be a great Discovery! A Seek and Find Adventure, but it will be Unwanted.

Be prepared. Stay Alive.

[Sappho]

More news, everyone! I've had my eye on Universe Sandbox for a long time, and it just came up on the weekly bundle. I'm keeping Cook, Serve, Delicious! as well, but I have zero interest in the last game, Out of the Park Baseball 14, so I've added it to the list. Sign up, my pretties!

[gigaraptor487]

Could I enter for Day One : Garry's Incident please?

[Sappho]

And on that day, martnim became the master of the Air Buccaneers.

At the Dawn of Fantasy were the Kingdom Wars, led by a man most choppy.

But there was one figure who rose above all of them. On that day, he stood high on a pile of decapitated zombies.

He opened all the Doorways.

He slashed, and hacked, and Unhacked his way through the mob without fear.

He tracked down the one and only Fester Mudd, now a shambling heap, and relieved him of his Curse of the Gold for all eternity.

That man was named notquitethere. He wiped the zombie guts from the blades of his various weapons and strode towards the beacon of light in the distance. There was still more work to be done.

[notquitethere]

There Can Only Be One when only one person enters

[Anvilfolk]

Holy crap, some people are gonna get curved backs from carrying so many games around