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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting  (Read 503250 times)

AzyWng

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #10005 on: April 03, 2019, 04:34:28 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #10006 on: April 04, 2019, 12:31:57 am »

Here it is, witness this glue tube in all of it's engrish glory!
what the FUCK. Why would anyone still use photobucket in 2019?  :o
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #10007 on: April 04, 2019, 10:22:12 am »

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'Ad meself a fokken giggle.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #10008 on: April 04, 2019, 03:27:07 pm »

what the FUCK. Why would anyone still use photobucket in 2019?  :o
It's the only image host I remember the password, come@me bro!
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #10009 on: April 04, 2019, 04:31:28 pm »

what the FUCK. Why would anyone still use photobucket in 2019?  :o
It's the only image host I remember the password, come@me bro!
Is that the password? "come@me bro"?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #10010 on: April 04, 2019, 04:39:07 pm »

Nope.
I mean... probably not.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #10011 on: April 04, 2019, 05:14:56 pm »

It's both the password and a taunt, I don't like to waste time.


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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #10013 on: April 09, 2019, 04:46:17 pm »

So I'm playing Pillars of Eternity 2 and there is this tricky fight because of a few narrow places, so I place everybody tactically and engage the conversation with our pet, a paradise bird. As Ishiza hops into the room, it gets immediatly accused of having the intention to steal that grimoire they had been pillaging for in the ruins... These keas am I right?

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #10014 on: April 11, 2019, 04:00:29 pm »

A headline on HuffPost: Speech Coach Has A Theory On Thanos CEO Elizabeth Holmes And Her Deep Voice.

I didn't realize the blood tests were quite that lethal.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #10015 on: April 12, 2019, 11:24:03 am »

A random streamer is doing a blind run of DS3 with a herald, gets to firelink, first thing he does is aggros hawkwood. He's now getting farmed by hawkwood and getting shittalked by chat who's daring him to reroll and it is fucking hillarious.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #10016 on: April 16, 2019, 11:23:09 am »

At work I had to make scannable bin labels. I jokingly suggested that the numbers be 420, 6969, etc.

The part that made me laugh is apparently they thought I wasn't joking, and checked to make sure I gave them boring, sequential numbers.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #10017 on: April 22, 2019, 07:48:04 pm »

A bit if hilarity from Far Cry 2.

Did a convoy ambush mission for the gun dealer, which unlocks new weapons to buy. Ambush went flawlessly, an IED took out the truck and the lead jeep, and an RPG finished off the rear jeep. Then I went to the nearby outpost the convoy had passed through, and the first thing I see is a dead guy that the convoy had run over.

I sneak around, walk right into one of the guards, and shoot him in the head with my AK. Two guards nearby hear this. "What was that?" "Probably nothing." "Better go check it out." I sneak away before the pair comes by. They reach the guard I killed. "I guess it was nothing after all." Yes, finding one of your compatriots dead with a massive bullet wound in the head, after hearing the gunshot from very close range is really nothing at all.

I tried to sneak out of the base, but one of the guards must have seen me. However, they must not have gotten a clear enough look at me to get my position, and their AI, instead of shooting at/searching for me, went to "shoot goddamned everything". Immediately, flammable and explosive stuff in the outpost cook off, and the ensuing explosions and subsequent fire killed at least two of them(probably the guys who think a random dead guy is a normal occurrence*).

I shoot my way out, but an enemy jeep ahead of me drives right to the edge of a cliff. I take out the gunner, and find the driver had simply gotten out of the vehicle and collapsed dead. No explanation, and I certainly didn't shoot him.


Normally, the AI is better than this.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #10018 on: April 23, 2019, 08:06:10 am »

Quote from: There is no epic loot here, only puns, chapter 75
“Come on! Have some Shroom Pop!” he encouraged.

The mug in her hands felt cold so Kemy gulped slightly before sipping it. She slowly put the mug down.

The taste was... well... Kemy sipped again.

It was kind of earthy, but it turned sweet as it passed her tongue. After a moment, the sweetness melted away into a distinct mushroom aftertaste.

Kemy liked mushrooms but this was giving her tongue a midlife crisis.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #10019 on: April 27, 2019, 10:40:07 pm »

After seeing Endgame, my fiancee was surprised to learn that Disney owned Marvel, and said something like "What, do they own Pepsi, too?" to which I said, "Yes, if you look in the bottom of your cup there's actually a Mickey Mouse head."

She took the lid off her drink and checked.
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