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[Kagus]

Oh for fuck's sake, Svartisen... Fuck those numpties.


Also, RE: Super Quantum Vacuum Zero Crystals, the Crystal + Pendant combo is a cool $1,200. But don't worry! The fabulous construction of the crystals and their titanium-with-silicon-padding encasing (the result of 30 years of research and development) also includes MAGNETS! This way you can attach multiple 1200-dollar crystals together and make COOL GEOMETRIC SHAPES for ULTIMATE VIBRATION COHERENT RESONANCE.

Disclaimer: Since the crystals are attached via "incredibly strong" magnets, they can sometimes come loose and fly off from your pendant when bumped or moved suddenly. ARK Crystal LLC is not responsible for loss or damage to your ARK quantum zero-point energy vacuum vibration crystal.


So, what exactly IS the crystal itself made out of? We know it has super-awesome titanium saddle with silicon padding and (probably neodymium? Maybe?) MAGNETS, but what exactly is the composition of the "activated, pre-charged" crystal at the heart of it all?

It's quartz. Just... Fuckin' quartz.

"[...] cut from a hydrothermally laboratory-grown and molecularly aligned slab of piezoelectric optical quartz in accordance with a patented method to create a specific geometric solid representing a direct harmonic of the space-time geometry discovered in the work of Nassim Haramein", so it's not even naturally mined quartz.

[Tingle]

You have crystals in your brain and you deny the POWER of Quartz.
Don't let your pessimistic crystals resonate too long bror.

[scriver]

so it's not even naturally mined quartz.

Of course not, those might contain impurities

You wouldn't want to be IMPURED do you?

(is "svartisen" the company?)

[Kagus]

Ah... ahah... AHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

so it's not even naturally mined quartz.

Of course not, those might contain impurities

You wouldn't want to be IMPURED do you?

(is "svartisen" the company?)

Svartisen is the name of the glacier that Loud Whispers was referring to; the one people (specifically a company called "Svaice", which now appears to have been sold/decommissioned because they never actually got full rights to go and harvest glacial ice for luxury cocktails) were cutting up and transporting around the world as $100 ice cubes in fancy drinks.

[Loud Whispers]

Svaice is the company making ARTISANAL, ORGANIC, HAND-HARVESTED, PURE, BIODYNAMIC, ANCIENT, LUXURY AND EXCLUSIVE GLACIER ICE ICE-CUBES

Memes aside, this is pretty predatory. Once someone gets in too deep in the new age wellfulness meme, criticism is just negativity to be shut out. Cult mentality

*EDIT

I made it through the induction chemotherapy without the usual complications. The ARK crystal and Jerry Wills energy played a huge role.

I don't know if the sellers believe they're helping or if they're just a parasite but this shit is wrong

[Tingle]

Use of negativity is wrong.

[Naturegirl1999]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

There are crystals of viruses

[scriver]

But glacier ice is the worst ice... it's not even been ground filtered!

[King Zultan]

So, what exactly IS the crystal itself made out of? We know it has super-awesome titanium saddle with silicon padding and (probably neodymium? Maybe?)

I figured they'd be made of glass or some other cheap shit.


Also Naturegirl1999 your picture doesn't work for me.

[scriver]

It's because she linked the wikimedia archive page, not the actual picture (easy mistake to make since they both en in .jpg)

Spoiler: Here (click to show/hide)

[Naturegirl1999]

I fixed it

[Tingle]

Nah the picture is just tiny.

[Kagus]

It is completely fine to fly with the ARK crystal. It will not be harmed with the x-rays.

Whuh-

Will my ARK® activated shirt lose its modulation if washed?

In order to keep the modulation in the shirt, you must hand wash in cool water and lay flat to dry.

Wait, what? Activated SHIRT MODULATION?!

Does the ARK® crystal help with manifesting?

Directly, no. Indirectly, yes.
This is a very esoteric topic. From a strictly scientific point of view and we cannot definitively provide an answer that can be measured or quantified as the ARK crystal is unlikely to be the single variable in any circumstance. That being said, what we can say is that a highly coherent field will have the effect of bringing coherence to the wearer which could result in an increase in focus, and if such focus was directed at a specific result or outcome, then the likelihood of that result being brought into manifest is statistically more viable.

Magic wish crystal. Gotcha.

[Loud Whispers]

SEE YOU SQUIG SPAWN, YOUZ TAKE DA UMIE ROCK AND YOUZ GITZ GOTTA FINK REAL ARD ABOUT DAKKA. DIS ERE ROCK MAKES DA DAKKA BIGGA DA MORE YOU BELIEVE IN THE DAKKA. IT'S WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!!! I DON'T GOT TO EXPLAIN DIS

[Iduno]

That sounds a lot like one charlatan I once laughed at with friends. Their claim was that the glass bottle they sold "changed water's structure" by focusing Orgone energy into it with a laser-carved mandala. Their proof of this was two microscope images, one of slush ("tap water") and one of ice ("water stored in [brand] bottle").

Most of these are really obvious if you have any idea of how science works, or do a quick search of the terms they use (I saw some pills that make your gas more efficient by increasing the Brownian motion). But Orgone energy is obviously trolling. Beautiful.