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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Unlimited Laugh Works
« Reply #11295 on: November 30, 2020, 02:11:18 pm »

How to be smooth with women over FB chat:

"I once fought three dogs with a toothbrush but now I don't know if I could do it with a ladle"

This was in response to her calling me an old man. I laughed a lot (not that she'd know that, it being on FB) and assumed I'd alienated her.

Cue an in-depth discussion on the merits of ladle without food, ladle with food, and toothbrush.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Unlimited Laugh Works
« Reply #11296 on: December 01, 2020, 10:48:07 pm »

So my MSI Afterburner overlay showed up over an install of Microsoft Office for a different language (all 'different language' text blanked out for privacy)...

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I quite like how I'm getting all of 2 FPS in the installer for Office. Must be real intensive.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Unlimited Laugh Works
« Reply #11297 on: December 02, 2020, 08:57:36 am »

Running Doom via Microsoft Word, are we
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Unlimited Laugh Works
« Reply #11298 on: December 05, 2020, 04:04:42 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Unlimited Laugh Works
« Reply #11299 on: December 05, 2020, 04:59:35 pm »

Overheard conversation at a coffee shop between two baristas relating to Covid masks:

Guy Barista: "Well I have a face for radio."

Girl Barista: "You DO have a face for radio, haha!"

Guy Barista: "...."

(2 minutes later)

Girl Barista as she finally gets his joke: "Oh my gosh, uhm, sorry! Haha!"

My friend in the car a day or two later: "Which barista? Radio Face?"

I couldn't stop laughing. Best nickname I've heard in a while.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Unlimited Laugh Works
« Reply #11300 on: December 05, 2020, 05:55:43 pm »

Does her mask look like a radio? If not, whatís the joke? If so, I think I get the joke
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Unlimited Laugh Works
« Reply #11301 on: December 05, 2020, 05:57:03 pm »

People donít show their faces on radio. A person with a face for radio has a face that is apt for things where it doesnít need to be shown.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Unlimited Laugh Works
« Reply #11302 on: December 05, 2020, 06:20:39 pm »

Face for radio means someone is ugly.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Unlimited Laugh Works
« Reply #11303 on: December 06, 2020, 01:16:41 am »

Same as the joke, "your face looks good all covered up like that."
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Unlimited Laugh Works
« Reply #11304 on: December 06, 2020, 01:19:42 am »

Face for radio means someone is ugly.

Video killed the radio star?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Unlimited Laugh Works
« Reply #11305 on: December 07, 2020, 08:20:15 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Unlimited Laugh Works
« Reply #11307 on: December 07, 2020, 09:06:09 pm »

Hercules+Internet=this

Why is this funny

It's so funny
I think it might be the combination of various sounds from different sources that fit the movie despite not being from it. I thank YouTube for recommending it, I hope it recommends more things like this
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« Reply #11308 on: December 08, 2020, 11:28:49 am »

that's a high effort YTP, god there is so much singing in disney's I'm glad somebody scribbled on the cringe
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