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MrRoboto75

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Unlimited Laugh Works
« Reply #11370 on: December 13, 2020, 03:26:21 pm »

I can't believe the new graphics cards are made of smut, compressed into a billion folders

That's a solid state drive, not a graphics card.
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« Reply #11371 on: December 14, 2020, 04:47:39 am »

SSD doesn't mean solid state drive, it really means Solid Smut Drive.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Unlimited Laugh Works
« Reply #11372 on: December 14, 2020, 05:11:49 am »

I can't believe the new graphics cards are made of smut, compressed into a billion folders

That's a solid state drive, not a graphics card.
If you used something like GPU RAM Drive, you can indeed place [VRAM CAPACITY OF GPU] of smut in the card's memory. It's not exactly "billions" of folders, but you could fit a decent amount in there.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Unlimited Laugh Works
« Reply #11373 on: December 14, 2020, 02:56:39 pm »

SSD doesn't mean solid state drive, it really means Solid Smut Drive.

If it comes in contact with water it expands exponentially, crushing us all under a soggy solid state smut tsunami.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Unlimited Laugh Works
« Reply #11374 on: December 14, 2020, 03:09:59 pm »

I just figured that "solid state" was a dick joke.

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« Reply #11375 on: December 14, 2020, 04:18:14 pm »

Kernel, I'm trying to look at graphic content but my SSD is dummy thicc and the hardware acceleration from my GPU keeps alerting my mother.
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« Reply #11376 on: December 16, 2020, 03:16:17 am »

That's better than looking down and all you have is a floppy disk.
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« Reply #11377 on: December 16, 2020, 12:58:37 pm »

SSD doesn't mean solid state drive, it really means Solid Smut Drive.

If it comes in contact with water it expands exponentially, crushing us all under a soggy solid state smut tsunami.

Now get your boots and your coat...
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« Reply #11378 on: December 16, 2020, 08:11:59 pm »

SSD doesn't mean solid state drive, it really means Solid Smut Drive.

If it comes in contact with water it expands exponentially, crushing us all under a soggy solid state smut tsunami.

Now get your boots and your coat...

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« Reply #11379 on: December 16, 2020, 09:02:10 pm »

SSD doesn't mean solid state drive, it really means Solid Smut Drive.

If it comes in contact with water it expands exponentially, crushing us all under a soggy solid state smut tsunami.

Now get your boots and your coat...

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I was going for WAP, but good enough.
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« Reply #11380 on: December 17, 2020, 06:26:41 am »

SSD doesn't mean solid state drive, it really means Solid Smut Drive.

If it comes in contact with water it expands exponentially, crushing us all under a soggy solid state smut tsunami.

Now get your boots and your coat...

I put on my robe and wizard hat
I access my RAM and grey hat.

I was going for WAP, but good enough.

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« Reply #11381 on: December 17, 2020, 11:58:08 am »

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« Reply #11382 on: December 17, 2020, 01:12:14 pm »

Oh lord. Those are some good names.

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« Reply #11383 on: December 17, 2020, 04:41:01 pm »

Oh man I was just playing vic2 today with me mates. Had enough people to do a concert of europe for once. Our france player died to the french revolution and had to have a combined european peacekeeping taskforce to stabilise the country. I as Austria and the German player decided to make the orient express, stealing the Ottoman balkans, Egypt and influencing Anatolia. The British player conquered the world and accused the two Germanies of containing the British Empire by not letting them take the Suez Canal, got so salty that they quit despite owning everything south of the Sahara, Persia to India, the East Indies, West Indies, Canada & the East Coast of America, Oceania and Brazil. They kept arguing that Britain should have the Sinai peninsula and that they were offering concessions by limiting their claim to the Sinai.

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« Reply #11384 on: December 17, 2020, 04:54:24 pm »

Was the British player the same one you had issues with in the past by any chance, regarding them trying to take you out with China in CKII and other things in EUIV?
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