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[Vector]

passive. greasy. manic. playing chicken. hyperfocused. overgrown.

my other idea was "stickin' to the suicide lane"

[Rolan7]

I was being sincere when I called the scene beautiful.  Guy's not hard on the eyes, particularly in such a verdant fountain.
What is it Android 18 said... ah, "Societal definitions of beauty are BS anyway".

Um.  What's both funny and linkable...  Well I did just cover my food in Louisiana Hot Sauce as if it was Texas Pete.  It burns a lot but in a good way?

Spoiler: Ah, have some Chuck Tingle (click to show/hide)

Why is it like 3000 in width??

[King Zultan]

It burns a lot but in a good way?

If you think it maybe burns now imagine the potential burning when it comes out.

[wierd]

Louisianna is weaksauce.

Go find a good Mexican place, or better still, a good Thai place.

[MaximumZero]

I got a bottle of The Last Dab XXX for my birthday. Someday, I'll be brave enough to use it.

[King Zultan]

What about sundrop in a bottle, it's got sun in the name so it must be spicy.

[martinuzz]

What this article

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://techcrunch.com/2020/10/06/qiui-smart-chastity-sex-toy-security-flaw/?guccounter=2&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cudm9sa3NrcmFudC5ubC9uaWV1d3MtYWNodGVyZ3JvbmQvdGVjaGJsb2ctaGFja2VyLWdpanplbHQtc2xpbW1lLWt1aXNoZWlkc2tvb2ktb20tcGVuaXMtbWVlLWFmLXRlLXNsdWl0ZW5-YmRiNTE5NTMv&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAACUublN7MmSLPBxTMS8WEynOWUEB_QEy1ttpml8KV3UG_s6pbKKxdiUTT8oR6xlaH1Dq3yTGXYbMPK_rFd6H_NpqLTN2dkYTqXt4W6i9tUZszrVDSHe9-pYfUrb9ph3O5zFZWalIEk47Cer_qCat0ppce9T034dm6LkBsViFeKAE

warned for 3 months ago now actually happened.

There are now some guys walking around who cannot access their penis until they pay 0.2 bitcoins to hackers.

I wonder, can they still pee wearing that thing or are they heading for death by explosive bladder rupture if they don't pay...

[Naturegirl1999]

...why the fuck do people do some of the things they do

[Rolan7]

Trusting a "basement team" that admitted to being unable to fix the app ("When we fix it, it creates more problems." LMAO) is probably unwise, and especially unwise to keep using the device three months after the pen testers (teehee) publicize the exploit.  Good on the pen testers for disclosing responsibly after giving the company time to fix the issue, though.  This sort of exploit is vastly more dangerous when it's kept secret from the public.

As for the other "why", eh, sexuality is a cornucopia.

Edit for martinuzz edit:  Don't worry, they can urinate fine.  One person was stuck in this for weeks before it "randomly unlocked", presumably unrelated to the exploit.  A+ app devs right here

[martinuzz]

Aprropriate song.  Can't stop laughing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFLu8_rEQL0

[Naturegirl1999]

This

The flame is a camelid from the andes. It has been domesticated since possibly hundred of thousands of years and is commonly agreed to be the spark that lit civilatory progress. Don't look into it's eyes or it will stare right into your soul.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

10 out of 10

[Naturegirl1999]

Garfield Without Garfield

[Dunamisdeos]

Garfield Without Garfield

This is one of my favorite things. I am glad other people are discovering it as well :>

[Iduno]

I also like the one where they replace the ending of strips with Garfield being thrown out the window, but Garfield without Garfield is a classic for a reason.

[Dunamisdeos]

This one is 100% what living with ADHD is.