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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 1223237 views lol
« Reply #12030 on: December 01, 2021, 04:09:23 pm »

... is there something there beyond the pipes, the pipes are calling?

No, but I assume not everyone knows the song.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 1223237 views lol
« Reply #12031 on: December 11, 2021, 12:34:30 pm »

I'm at the supermarket grabbing my wallet as an intel core duo E8400 drops on the floor. This is normal.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 1223237 views lol
« Reply #12032 on: December 11, 2021, 04:56:14 pm »

Maître D': I'm sorry, it seems we have no tables available tonight.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 1223237 views lol
« Reply #12033 on: December 12, 2021, 07:59:21 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 1223237 views lol
« Reply #12034 on: December 12, 2021, 08:29:53 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 1223237 views lol
« Reply #12036 on: December 13, 2021, 10:43:58 pm »

“That was the sound of a tool chest… falling down the stairs.”

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 1223237 views lol
« Reply #12037 on: December 14, 2021, 01:59:16 am »

Chuckling “now why would anyone soak a rope in kerosene?”
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« Reply #12038 on: December 16, 2021, 12:45:08 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 1223237 views lol
« Reply #12039 on: December 16, 2021, 08:49:50 am »



See, these idiots believing in magic, when it's just an everyday 'dog driving a tank' scenario.
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« Reply #12040 on: December 16, 2021, 11:56:02 am »

That moment when the people on the ground realize the dog doesn't know how to land the flying tank.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 1223237 views lol
« Reply #12041 on: December 16, 2021, 06:26:14 pm »

You mean the moment they realize it does know how to land the flying tank, but only one way (that doesn't leave other passengers alive and involves words like "crater").
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 1223237 views lol
« Reply #12042 on: December 16, 2021, 07:17:07 pm »

You folk are panicking over nothing.  The driver is obviously
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« Reply #12043 on: December 17, 2021, 06:37:20 am »

So we had another training (working in a mix between private and public sector they gush all over training because it means subvention money)... And after allmost a year of working there, I have been given some handy tipps for handling chemical waste, so that I can avoid catastrophical failure.

Better late than never ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 1223237 views lol
« Reply #12044 on: December 17, 2021, 08:37:37 am »

Are the two ‘p’s… intentional? Was that in the training material?
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