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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #31 on: August 11, 2014, 10:46:56 pm »

I will be laughing in 1hr 26min's when I listen to the happy hour with Hamish & Andy for the drive home.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #32 on: August 11, 2014, 10:50:09 pm »

Uh... it made me laugh today? ???
Oh. I should have read the thread title.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #33 on: August 11, 2014, 11:30:56 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #34 on: August 12, 2014, 07:52:44 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #35 on: August 12, 2014, 02:08:17 pm »

harbingerjms response to my suggestion game http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=142182.msg5566221#msg5566221

Maybe something to take to heart? Capitalisation isn't that difficult, nor is punctuation. It'd make your posts more pleasant to read, at any rate.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #36 on: August 16, 2014, 12:04:13 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #37 on: August 16, 2014, 09:39:25 pm »

Young kid tried to purchase Saint's Row IV from me today. Couldn't have been older than 7. I laughed. He went and got his mom. I told her about the dildo bat, and how M rated games were essentially the same as R rated movies. She dragged him out of the store kicking and screaming about how he'd played it before. I laughed again.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #38 on: August 17, 2014, 05:16:33 am »

Ha, good work. :D
My friend once told me his little brother was playing that game, something he didn't really like.
I was on the phone to him whilst his brother was in the same room doing some mission involving... sexual devices packed in shipping containers. I hear him ask "What's that?" and my friend looks over and goes, "...Uh... that's a torture machine. You know, for punching people."

I laughed. His brother happily bought that explanation, too. Just as well, really.

Edit: I should add, the kid isn't/wasn't that young... pretty sure he was thirteen or fourteen at the time. Still too young to play it, though.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #39 on: August 17, 2014, 07:02:11 am »

It's always a good time to get kids talking about M-rated games they've played at their friends' or older cousins' houses or whatever in front of their obviously much stricter parents.
MZ:"Oh, you want Sniper Elite? I can't sell it to you, seeing as how you're like...7. Bring your mom over here, so I can see her ID."
Kid: "I've played it before! I love how it goes into x-ray mode and you can totally see their guts and stuff explode when you shoot people."
MZ: "Go get your mom, bring her back here with the game, and say exactly that again."
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #40 on: August 17, 2014, 09:26:16 am »

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On the terms of parents and vidja-games, I find that often there's stuff that parents have problems with in games but not in films. GTA is a star example of this, if you describe it parents get outraged, when really it's no more graphic than whatever the most recent action film is.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #41 on: August 17, 2014, 10:18:11 am »

I'm reading that Reddit thread someone linked, about "Weirdest Shit Walmart Employees Have Seen In The Store".
A lot of them are literally that, too. This is both terrifying and hilarious. Fuck Disneyland, when I visit the US someday I'm going to Walmart to people-watch. Maybe rig together some trolleys shopping carts and those mobility scooter things into a makeshit vehicle and get a local to drive me around the place like some kind of fucked-up safari. :P
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #42 on: August 17, 2014, 01:11:42 pm »

It's always a good time to get kids talking about M-rated games they've played at their friends' or older cousins' houses or whatever in front of their obviously much stricter parents.
MZ:"Oh, you want Sniper Elite? I can't sell it to you, seeing as how you're like...7. Bring your mom over here, so I can see her ID."
Kid: "I've played it before! I love how it goes into x-ray mode and you can totally see their guts and stuff explode when you shoot people."
MZ: "Go get your mom, bring her back here with the game, and say exactly that again."
Being responsible has it's fun moments. I don't even let my siblings' next generation get away with shit. Oddly enough, they still respect me as the "fun uncle". In a sense, I think they actually listen to me, because I'm generally pretty cool, but when even I tell them they've crossed a line, they KNOW they did wrong, and can no longer get away with it.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #43 on: August 17, 2014, 05:26:52 pm »

The guy who made FATAL.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #44 on: August 17, 2014, 05:29:33 pm »

If I ever meet him, I will punch him so hard that time will collapse in on itself and he will have never existed.
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