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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when 1 change the title  (Read 1530870 times)

Aklyon

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #5881 on: June 15, 2016, 10:29:36 pm »

His entire thing (besides being pretty alright at warframe and having a dislike for status-based weapons) is dirty jokes :P
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #5882 on: June 17, 2016, 12:37:39 pm »

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I love how his son facepalms in the end "fooking dad, m8".
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #5883 on: June 17, 2016, 12:39:48 pm »

It's William's little gurn at the end, as though he's thinking "I'm a fucking soldier now, gran, I don't take orders from you."
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #5884 on: June 17, 2016, 04:33:17 pm »

Holy crap, they all look so freaking inbred. I mean, sure, they're royalty, but does it really have to show so hard?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #5885 on: June 17, 2016, 05:26:35 pm »

You say that because you haven't seen the duchess of alba, God keep her oddly alien shaped soul.

Granted, she was kinda pretty while young, but then SOMETHING happened. That SOMETHING may include some measure of chaos magic, probably.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #5886 on: June 17, 2016, 05:28:54 pm »

You say that because you haven't seen the duchess of alba, God keep her oddly alien shaped soul.
She actually looked like she's from this planet when she was younger.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #5887 on: June 17, 2016, 07:17:39 pm »

I... I don't know if it's entirely thread appropriate, but I've definitely been amused by the fact that switzerland's official source of statistics doesn't provide english access to a lot of the more negative (so to speak) data they've got available (such as crime data, statistics on mortality, etc.), today. They've got a lot of other stuff, but a great deal of their material just isn't available in english (save via google translate or somethin', I guess, but the site's set up such that it confounds that a fair bit).

There's something just... I'unno, slick isn't the right word. Casually intentional? Amusingly conspicuous in its absence? It's something like low key statistics humor. Not entirely sure english has a word for it, really. But I definitely got a chuckle when it was noticed.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #5888 on: June 17, 2016, 07:26:56 pm »

I guess you don't advertise your dirty Swiss laundry. Also your dirty Swiss money laundery.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #5889 on: June 17, 2016, 07:36:50 pm »

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M. Night Shyamalan,[3] is an Indian-American film director, screenwriter, producer and occasional actor known for making movies with contemporary supernatural plots, and some of the most god awful, predictable and downright laughable plot-twists ever put to screen. Not to mention that bizarre train-wreck, Lady in the Water
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #5890 on: June 17, 2016, 07:41:21 pm »

Ah, thank you for sharing that.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #5892 on: June 17, 2016, 08:16:40 pm »

Unless you think a rainbow ISIS flag and pink dresses are graphic, I'm not sure what your warning is about.

this brings up the question of why this account wasn't straight up banned earlier
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #5893 on: June 17, 2016, 08:42:28 pm »

Best part is, IIRC 'islamophobia' was coined by an extremist group for propaganda purposes. And then promptly adopted by SJWs who don't understand that Islam isn't a race.

Or that it's hypocritical to call yourself an atheist, rail against the past and current crimes of the other Abrahamic faiths, but give Islam a by because it's mostly adhered to by people of various moderate-to-high levels of personal value on the regressive worth-o-meter skin melanin.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #5894 on: June 17, 2016, 09:07:09 pm »

Unless you think a rainbow ISIS flag and pink dresses are graphic, I'm not sure what your warning is about.

There's a really tiny picture of a dead baby, and a possibly dead baby plus a certainly dead guy if you scroll down some. That's probably they meant.
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