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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8700 on: April 24, 2018, 10:58:06 am »
Quote from: martinuzz on April 24, 2018, 08:52:04 am
From Facebook's newly published internal guidelines for moderation:

"A visible anus, and/or a close up of a complete naked butt are forbidden, except when photoshopped on a famous person"
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8701 on: April 24, 2018, 11:22:07 am »
In what is most likely an attempt to connect people through Jesus, the 33m high Jesus statue (larger than the Rio the Janeiro one) in Swiebodzin, Poland, has been fitted with broadcasting antennae for the 4G network.
According to the internet provider, the antennae were an idea of a local parish' priest. The church refused to comment if it gained any worldly riches from the deal.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8702 on: April 24, 2018, 12:07:27 pm »
Quote from: martinuzz on April 24, 2018, 11:22:07 am
In what is most likely an attempt to connect people through Jesus, the 33m high Jesus statue (larger than the Rio the Janeiro one) in Swiebodzin, Poland, has been fitted with broadcasting antennae for the 4G network.
According to the internet provider, the antennae were an idea of a local parish' priest. The church refused to comment if it gained any worldly riches from the deal.
It's so Jesus can touch the Internet. Obviously.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8703 on: April 24, 2018, 12:08:19 pm »
Christnet. The only crosses you will see from here on in will be drawn over the eyes of your loved ones.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8704 on: April 24, 2018, 12:23:36 pm »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on April 24, 2018, 12:08:19 pm
Christnet. The only crosses you will see from here on in will be drawn over the eyes of your loved ones.

Have you ever heard of TempleOS, written in HolyC ?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8705 on: April 24, 2018, 12:25:54 pm »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on April 24, 2018, 12:08:19 pm
Christnet. The only crosses you will see from here on in will be drawn over the eyes of your loved ones.

Have you ever heard of TempleOS, written in HolyC ?
I refuse to believe that people actually use TempleOS
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8706 on: April 24, 2018, 02:00:45 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8707 on: April 24, 2018, 02:03:49 pm »
They upgraded from Holy Trinity to Holy 4Gnity. Oh heh, why does my mind read that as virginity.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8708 on: April 24, 2018, 02:17:46 pm »
The 4thGen Mary.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8709 on: April 24, 2018, 02:23:51 pm »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on April 24, 2018, 02:17:46 pm
The 4thGen Mary.

Blasphemer! Implying Jesus had... relations.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8710 on: April 24, 2018, 02:27:20 pm »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on April 24, 2018, 02:17:46 pm
The 4thGen Mary.

Blasphemer! Implying Jesus had... relations.

It's okay, it was done wirelessly.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8711 on: April 24, 2018, 02:28:12 pm »
That's a great image. I'm actually impressed from an architectural standpoint, it's about as natural as a radio tower can be (including the fake tree ones)
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on April 24, 2018, 12:08:19 pm
Christnet. The only crosses you will see from here on in will be drawn over the eyes of your loved ones.

Have you ever heard of TempleOS, written in HolyC ?
I refuse to believe that people actually use TempleOS
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8712 on: April 24, 2018, 03:12:13 pm »
Quote from: Rolan7 on April 24, 2018, 02:28:12 pm
That's a great image. I'm actually impressed from an architectural standpoint, it's about as natural as a radio tower can be (including the fake tree ones)
Of course, it does have the disadvantage of creating alien antenna Jesus.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8713 on: April 24, 2018, 05:11:54 pm »
I'm feeling kind of shitty tonight, so have some dramatic reading of terrible fanfiction on me.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8714 on: April 24, 2018, 07:00:50 pm »
Quote from: Kagus on April 24, 2018, 05:11:54 pm
I'm feeling kind of shitty tonight, so have some dramatic reading of terrible fanfiction on me.

I misread that as terrible fanfiction of you
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